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BroBroGrowUp Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9802
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Dimension Hops:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	200
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Are you tired of moochers taking advantage of their parents and living rent-free while you work hard to build your own empire in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where we don’t tolerate freeloaders like Dan! Join us and build your own virtual kingdom while teaching Dan a lesson in responsibility. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in Minecraft? Don’t be an enabler like Dan’s parents, join us now and let’s show him how it’s done!

WeddingBlock25

age, aita, college, controversy, DAUGHTER, decision, Degree, disagreement, ENGAGEMENT, family, love, Marriage, opinion, parenting, Pay, Proposal, relationships, Support, Wedding, WeddingBlock25, work experience

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6065
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a total boss? Look no further than our server, where we treat you like royalty! Just like this parent who paid for all their older kids’ weddings without blinking an eye, we’ll shower you with riches and rewards beyond your wildest dreams.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, just like this parent built a legacy of wedding extravaganzas. Watch as your creations come to life and conquer the virtual world with your friends by your side.

And hey, if you ever need a break from all the Minecraft madness, just log off and enjoy some drama like this parent dealing with their youngest getting engaged. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a virtual family feud like this one. It’s all part of the fun on our server – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry siblings)!

HackLifeMinecraftSMP

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8493
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Emeralds Found:	8708	Magic Items Found:	4963
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all you thrill-seeking, rule-breaking players out there!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we throw all the traditional Minecraft rules out the window and embrace the madness. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? Bring it on!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Rumor has it that anyone who can make it past the creepers will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy SMP today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity!

WishCraft: Make it Happen!

aspiration, desire, dream come true, Enchanted, fairy tale, FANTASY, fantasy world, génie, happen, hopeful, idealistic, longing, Magic, make a wish, manifestation, Optimistic, WHIMSICAL, wish fulfillment, wish granting, WishCraft, yearning

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9436
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6363	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ores Mined:	3266	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mines Excavated:	2961

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on our server, your wish is our command! Literally!

Imagine this: you stumble upon a magical genie lamp while mining for diamonds, and when you rub it, a genie pops out and offers you one wish. But here’s the catch – whatever you wish for will come true in the Minecraft world! Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky? Done. Want to battle a dragon with laser eyes while riding a giant chicken? Consider it done.

But be warned, not all wishes turn out as expected. One player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of shiny rocks. Another wished for the ability to fly and accidentally flew straight into a pack of angry creepers.

So, what will your wish be? Join our server and find out! Just remember, be careful what you wish for…you might just get it!

BlockyJerusalemMC Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6508
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9655	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Emeralds Found:	7042	Alien Abductions:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Potions Brewed:	31	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we build cities bigger than Jerusalem (which totally isn’t in Israel, duh)! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our players are so pro they can mine diamonds with their eyes closed. we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible (even denying the existence of Jerusalem)!

AlQaedaCraft: Burkina Faso Mayhem

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3650
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Runes Activated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	162
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Alien Abductions:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

hey u, ya u, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s crazier than the burkina faso massacre! we got over 600 players getting killed by creepers within hours, it’s like an al-qaeda linked group of mobs taking over the server! but don’t worry, we got epic weapons and armor to help u survive and take down those pesky creepers. join now if u dare, it’s gonna be a massacre of fun!

QueerCraft: Brain Health Boost

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4221
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

join our epic minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! we’ve got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about your negative brain health outcomes!

come build a rainbow castle with your LGBTQ+ pals and show off your creativity! who needs to worry about dementia when you’re busy crafting the coolest pixel art in town?

we’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about late-life depression! jump into our spleef arena and battle it out with your friends for the ultimate bragging rights.

discrimination? stress? not on our server! here, everyone is treated with respect and kindness. plus, our virtual health care system will make sure you’re always feeling your best.

so what are you waiting for? join us on the most inclusive and fun minecraft server around! who needs policy and legal factors when you’ve got a diamond sword in hand and a whole world to explore? let’s get crafting!

Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1673
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	427	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gaming experience!

Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own underground society complete with a black market for rare items. You never know what kind of shady deals you might stumble upon down there!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who has a love for karaoke and challenges players to sing-offs for epic loot. Trust us, you’ve never heard “Baby Got Back” until you’ve heard it sung by a dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

> Talk With A Nice Demure Girl Minecraft SMP

Acting, Behavior, Body language, Boyfriend, boyfriend reaction, Communication, Conversation, demure, emotional response, FLIRTING, girl, Girlfriend, Interaction, Minecraft, Nice, nice demure girl, personality shift, pet, relationship, role playing, smp, social dynamics, sudden change, Talk, unexpected

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9430
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes, including talking to a nice demure girl who turns into a pet when her boyfriend comes around. It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with drama around every corner. Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

MomCalmDown Minecraft Server

aita, apologies, charging phone, Communication Issues, Driving, emotional reactions, family dynamics, Frustration, late nights, Minecraft, MISTAKES, MomCalmDown, overreacting, parental expectations, phone died, rushing home, self defense, Server, sibling relationships, telling my mum to calm down, working late

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of being yelled at for forgetting to charge your phone after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! No more hysterical parents, just blocky adventures and pixelated fun! Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs a charged phone when you have a charged creeper ready to explode? Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual chaos on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – just don’t forget to charge your pickaxe!