The new year is treating us like a magical unicorn on a sugar high, dude. We’re partying like it’s 1999, but with way cooler graphics.
So come on over and let your imagination run wild. Build a castle made of cheese or a rollercoaster that goes to the moon. The possibilities are endless, just like my love for bacon.
Join us and let’s make this year the craziest and most epic one yet. Who needs reality when you have Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!
Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate ninja battles in blocky pixel form!
We got jutsus, we got villages, we got chakra – basically, we got everything that made Naruto fanfiction so damn prolific!
You’ll be running around like a ninja on crack, fighting off creepers and zombies with your epic ninja skills!
So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner ninja and dive into a world of pure chaos and awesomeness, then this server is the place for you!
Believe it, bro!
| About Us | Features | Rules |
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| SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). We’re a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free. |
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We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where players can relax and be themselves. |
SoftSlayer has been around for over 13 years, established in June 2011.
The server IP is softslayer.com
The average number of players online ranges from 15 to 35.
No, the map has been live since June 2023 with no resets.
No, there are no P2W perks on SoftSlayer.
The main rules are no griefing, stealing, cheating, or harassing others.
You can join SoftSlayer by applying in our Discord. The application process is simple and helps us gauge if you would be a good fit for the community.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious moments with our wacky community. No need to fight over who gets to be the main character, because in our world, everyone is a star!
So leave the real-life drama behind and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house. Join now and let the fun begin!