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CraftyCashWaste

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5148
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Are you tired of wasting your hard-earned diamonds on useless stuff in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and spend your diamonds on the most ridiculous and hilarious items you can imagine. From diamond-encrusted chicken nuggets to a pet creeper that tells dad jokes, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig so rare and majestic that it poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest for the Diamond Pig!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is also haunted by a ghostly chicken who loves to prank unsuspecting players? Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your house filled with chicken feathers and eggs. But hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends!

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might just find yourself spending your diamonds on the dumbest things you’ve ever seen!

FingerFlickerCraft

Accidents, Awareness, Body, clumsiness, Cuts, everyday actions, external stimuli, FingerFlickerCraft, Fingers, fingers brushing, hand movements, healing, injury, mindfulness, Noticing, Observation, Pain, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, small cuts, Touch

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2665
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Zombie Dances:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

join our epic minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of constantly brushing your fingers against things and getting cuts! it’s like real life, but in blocky pixel form!

imagine the adrenaline rush of trying to mine diamonds with a bandaged finger, or building a castle with a plaster on your hand.

our server is perfect for those who enjoy a little pain with their gaming experience. join now and see how long you can survive without needing a virtual first aid kit!

come on, who needs all their fingers anyway? join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning your own sanity!

Lemon Cloud

Adventure, bedrock, Bungee, cloud, Cobblemon, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Gaming, Hub, LEMON, LemonCloud, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, Other, Prison, PvP, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6276
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Welcome to LemonCloud! Our awesome gamemodes:

PrisonFactionsSkyblockSurvivalSMPCobblemon

BEDROCK IP: pmc.lemoncloud.net (Port 19132)

Join now! @IP: pmc.lemoncloud.netWebsite: www.lemoncloud.orgStore: store.lemoncloud.org

pmc.lemoncloud.net

Cove-Craft SMP: A Vanilla Server for the Whitelisted Few

Active, apply, building, Community, CoveCraft, Discord, Environment, Experience, Friends, Fun, hermitcraft, members, Pure, Redstone, rules, Server, Skilled, Small, smp, Tightknit, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Votes:	9541	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Alien Abductions:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Cove Craft SMP Overview

Description
Cove Craft SMP is a pure vanilla experience server with a tight-knit community focused on creating a HermitCraft environment for players to enjoy. To join, apply through Discord.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join Cove Craft SMP?	To join, apply through the Discord server linked in the overview.
Are there any rules for the server?	Yes, rules are outlined on the Discord page. Players are expected to follow these rules to maintain a positive community environment.
Do I need to be skilled in building or redstone to join?	No, players of all skill levels are welcome. The focus is on having fun and making new friends while following the rules.
How many members are currently on the server?	There are around 14 members currently, with the community always open to adding more like-minded individuals.
Is the server active daily?	Yes, the server is active almost every day with members frequently online.

GoodVibesMC Server

coping mechanisms, Emotional rollercoaster, emotional stability, enjoying myself, feeling good, feeling suicidal, GoodVibesMC, Having Fun, Last Night, Loneliness, making jokes, making progress, mental health, mental illness, seeking help, self loathing, self-care, self-hatred, Server, singing, suicidal thoughts, temporary happiness, wanting to die

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7527
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7517
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those negative feelings! Our server is so fun and silly that you’ll forget all about wanting to die. We have magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and dancing creepers that will make you laugh until you cry (tears of joy, of course). So come on over and let us show you that life is worth living when you’re surrounded by pixelated awesomeness!

SnailCraft Minecraft Server – BTC 100k Challenge

100k, btc, challenge, Consistency, cryptocurrency, Daily, determination, Digital Currency, financial goal, goal-setting, internet trend, investing, long-term commitment, Minecraft, Online Community, patience, perseverance, Server, snail, SnailCraft, snailposting, social media, viral challenge

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4225
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	5113	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on our server where the snails have taken over and are posting memes every day until Bitcoin reaches 100k!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base where you can ride giant snails into battle against evil zombie villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Snail King who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more slime).

So come join us on our wacky adventure and help us reach our goal of reaching 100k BTC before the snails take over the world!

StepDadCop Minecraft Server

Apology, arrest threat, Boundaries, brother, Communication, Fairness, family dynamics, family relationships, Legality, live location, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Mother, Parental authority, parental controls, phone control, privacy, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, STALKING, StepDadCop, Stepfather, Technology

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6612
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5284
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Towns Built:	4	Buildings Constructed:	28

Are you tired of your stepdad stalking you through your phone? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where parental controls don’t exist! No more live location tracking, no more restrictions – just pure, unadulterated freedom!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without anyone snooping on your every move. On our server, you can unleash your creativity without fear of being spied on by a step-parent. Plus, we have a strict no-stalking policy – unless you count creepers, but they’re more into blowing up blocks than invading your privacy.

So come join us and leave all your parental control woes behind. Who needs a stepdad tracking your every move when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to freedom – one block at a time!

BabyBlockParty

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2347
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and chaos reign supreme! Just like the wild antics of your FIL’s girlfriend, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging drunken messages and threats while trying to build the perfect pixelated world. Our community is divided on whether you should let her in or keep her out, just like your family!

But fear not, on our server, you can create your own rules and decide who gets to join your virtual family gatherings. Who needs pedicures and girls’ days when you can have epic battles and adventures with fellow players?

So come on in and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected, just like when your FIL’s girlfriend grabbed his phone in the middle of the night. Who knows what crazy antics await you on our server!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

communication skills, conversation starters, coping strategies, Creepercraft, emotional honesty, emotional intelligence, good response, how are you, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, not good, personal boundaries, polite response, positive thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Server, small talk, social etiquette, support systems, well-being

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8309
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Oh, you definitely need to join our Minecraft server if you’re feeling down! Our virtual world is filled with magical unicorns that give out free hugs, flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave…unless you run out of snacks, of course!

YoungCraft – Try it Before Wrinkles!

wrinkles, YoungCraft

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4197
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133	Star Shards Collected:	284

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the chance to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks or participate in our annual “Dance-Off with the Ender Dragon” competition. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re afraid of having too much fun, that is!