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| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 4608 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and wild shenanigans? then u gotta join our server! we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster!
picture this: u spawn in and suddenly u r surrounded by unicorns and rainbows, flying pigs and dancing llamas. u can ride a dragon to battle against a giant zombie army or build a castle out of diamond blocks.
but wait, there’s more! we have secret treasure hunts where u can find hidden chests filled with rare loot. and every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of candy and gumdrops.
oh, and did we mention the dance parties with disco sheep and party parrots? it’s lit, fam.
so what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the epicness begin! also, did u hear about the us soldier charged in okinawa for rape of a minor? crazy stuff, man.
