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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 5070 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 7589 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
Are you tired of being the Marty Jannetty of your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate place to shine like the Shawn Michaels of the group! Join us and show off your mining, building, and PvP skills to become the undisputed champion of the server.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous Ender Dragon who loves to photobomb screenshots and steal your diamonds. Will you be brave enough to face this mythical creature and claim the title of Dragon Slayer?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Who knew that creepers had such killer dance moves?
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and become the superstar you were always meant to be! Just watch out for those sneaky Ender Dragons…
