But beware, there’s a twist – the wrestling ring is actually made of lava! That’s right, one wrong move and you’ll be toastier than a creeper in the sun. And rumor has it that the ghost of Macho Man Randy Savage haunts the server, challenging players to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy.
So if you’re ready to rumble and take on the craziest Minecraft challenges this side of the Nether, join our server now! Just make sure to bring your best wrestling moves and a healthy dose of insanity.
Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and maybe even a little bit of romance between rival factions. Who needs diamonds when you can have championship belts? So grab your pickaxe and your wrestling tights, because things are about to get wild on our Minecraft SMP.
Our server is filled with crazy characters who will stop at nothing to claim victory, including a talking chicken who thinks he’s the king of the server and a group of llamas who have formed their own wrestling faction.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground wrestling ring where players can challenge each other to intense matches, with the loser having to wear a chicken suit for a week. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs women’s wrestling when you have us?
1. Kidd Bandit is actually the owner of the server, but she’s been missing for months. Rumor has it she’s off on some crazy adventure in the Nether, but when she comes back, she’s gonna be a total boss and shake things up in the indie Minecraft scene.
2. The server is filled with all sorts of wacky characters, like a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot and a mischievous Enderman who loves to prank unsuspecting players.
3. The currency on the server isn’t diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s actually rare enchanted golden carrots that have been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Good luck trying to find those!
4. The main goal of the server is to build the most ridiculous and over-the-top base you can imagine. Think giant statues of Steve riding a chicken or a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, adventure, and pure chaos, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for Kidd Bandit’s grand return!
Our server is home to the most insane wrestling matches you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From Creeper vs Enderman showdowns to Skeleton vs Zombie cage matches, you’ll never know what to expect next. And if you think you have what it takes to be the ultimate Minecraft wrestler, then come on down and show us what you’re made of.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground wrestling league where only the bravest and craziest players dare to enter. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is the reigning champion, but who knows what other mysterious creatures lurk in the shadows, ready to challenge you to a match.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, then join our server today and get ready to rumble like never before!
Our team is thrilled to announce the launch of our Skyblock Beta! After more than 9 months of dedicated development and countless hours of fine-tuning, we are close to finishing a gameplay experience designed for smooth and enjoyable playing. Join us on this adventure we hope to see you there.
| 💻 Server IP: | play.convictnetwork.com |
| 🎮 Version: | 1.20.4 |
| 🌍 Gamemode: | Skyblock |
At Convict Network we believe in building a community with our players, ensuring they enjoy playing on the server. We pride ourselves with our communication with the community and hearing all helpful insights to make the player’s experience better.
I’m talking about a server where you can build your wildest dreams, like a giant cheeseburger castle or a rollercoaster made out of jellybeans. And get this, there are flying pigs that poop out diamonds!
But wait, there’s more! You can also battle evil llamas with laser eyes and ride on the backs of giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. It’s like a fever dream, but in a good way!
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let your imagination run wilder than a pack of rabid squirrels on a caffeine high! You won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, why are you even here?
Join us and experience a world where you can build your dream mansion without worrying about credit card bills, personal loans, or payday loans. Our virtual economy is thriving, and there’s no need to budget or save – just mine, craft, and have a blast!
Forget about enabling bad financial habits – on our server, you can learn from your mistakes in a fun and safe environment. And if you ever find yourself in a virtual debt crisis, our supportive community will help you come up with a plan to get back on track.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to real-life financial woes. Who needs a loan when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? It’s time to dig your way to financial freedom – one block at a time!
But that’s not all – on our server, you can also create your own workout area to get those muscles pumping, a laundry room to keep your clothes clean, and endless storage space for all your Minecraft treasures. And if your husband dares to complain, just build him a cozy bedroom where he can sulk in peace while you slay the runway.
So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner drag queen shine! Who knows, maybe RuPaul himself will make a guest appearance and crown you the ultimate Minecraft queen. It’s time to sashay away from the drama and into a world of creativity and fun.
Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape the confines of society’s moral constraints and just let loose. Want to steal your friend’s diamonds? Go for it! Want to prank your fellow players with elaborate traps? We encourage it!
Join us and be part of a community where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes. Who needs a clear understanding of good and bad when you can have this much fun? So come on, join us and let your inner mischief-maker run wild!
if you wanna see some insane evolution in action, come join us on the server. who needs sex when you got mites defying all odds and surviving for millions of years? it’s like a soap opera, but with mites. trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. so come join us and witness the mite evolution extravaganza!
| About Season 5 |
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| Season 5 started at midnight 1/10/25. We had 45 players for launch, ranging from 25-40 players currently. This season has a naturally formed a couple of factions, but we have a lot of solo-basers as well. Lively voice chats, people always chatting, active community. We have a diamond economy/player-ran/plot-based shopping district and a games district nearby. If you’re into cool redstone games or casinos, come check out our gaming district, where players can add whatever games they want! We have a community center with mailboxes and a starter area upstairs, and an Event sign-up area! Join us for our newest event, build battle for our nether portal at shopping district! |
| 18+ Community |
| Whether you’re a veteran Minecraft player or a newcomer looking for a multiplayer adventure, we welcome you to join our community! Server is hosted from AZ, US but we have players from all around the globe! |
| Datapacks |
| There are no requirements for you to install any mods to play in our server, but we have curated a compelling roster of plugins to enhance gameplay while preserving the quintessence of the Vanilla Minecraft experience. Some of our noteworthy plugins include: Drop Heads – Players always drop their head when killed by another player. Mobs have a chance of dropping their heads when killed by a player. Coreprotect – Ensures that everyone is safe from grief or theft without any land claiming of any sort. Axgraves – Chest “gravestone” to allow your items to not despawn after a death. Simple VoiceChat – Optional but Encouraged! Allows players to speak in close proximity ingame with each other. Armor Stand Tools – Allows you to better customize the position of armorstands & make item frames invisible! PlayerSleep – Only 10% of online players needs to sleep to skip the night. We offer a Bluemap allowing you to have a 3D view of the world in your web browser. |
🌼 Join Us! 🌼
To request to join our server, please join the discord and fill out an application. Make sure to familiarize yourself with our rules & put effort into your application so we can get to know you better! In the event that your initial application does not meet our criteria, rest assured that we afford all applicants an opportunity to revise and enhance their submissions.
Build your own world where the false-self can’t touch you and the true-self can thrive!
Don’t question reality, just mine diamonds and build epic structures that will make you forget about your lack of depth of character!
Who needs therapy when you can just play on our server and pretend everything is fine? Join now and embrace the chaos!
Dude, on this server, you’ll be living next to some crazy builds that will blow your mind! It’s like stepping into a whole new world of creativity and madness.
And let me tell you, the community here is lit AF! You’ll be making friends left and right, bonding over your love for all things blocky and pixelated.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and experience the ‘tonari…’ magic for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!