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The Dick-Sucked Wrestler in Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most epic battles and drama-filled storylines since the WWE! Join us if you want to witness the legendary showdown between Steve “The Block Breaker” and Herobrine “The Griefer” as they fight for the title of the most dick sucked wrestler in Minecraft history. Will Steve’s diamond sword be a match for Herobrine’s TNT explosions? Only time will tell! But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and craziness that ensues on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rumble, because this is one SMP you won’t want to miss! -
Ospreay’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild party in the Nether! We have flying pigs, talking villagers, and a secret underground disco club where the creepers like to bust a move.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with chickens in their own language. Rumor has it that he once convinced a whole flock of chickens to build a giant statue of himself out of diamond blocks.
If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to embark on epic quests like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. And don’t forget about our weekly llama races, where players can ride their trusty llamas through obstacle courses filled with lava pits and TNT traps.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to watch out for the zombie disco dancers…they have killer moves. Literally.
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SkyThreadCraft SMP
Welcome to the most chaotic and drama-filled Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the New Friends? Edition where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper”.Witness epic battles between Iyo and Kairi as they take on the Pure Dyke Collective and the Lesbian Witches in a showdown for the ages. Will they recruit new friends to even the odds, or will they go it alone and show everyone who’s boss?
In other news, Iyo managed to defeat Lyra in a match and they even hugged it out afterwards. But the real shocker was when Zelina jumped in to help Iyo and Kairi take down Sonya – talk about unexpected alliances!
So come join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and more drama than a soap opera. Who knows, you might just make some new friends along the way – or enemies, you never know in this crazy world of Minecraft!
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AnnaJayCraft SMP
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time.Our server is home to a group of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. Yes, you read that right. We roam the lands, building epic llama statues and pulling pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your house filled with llama-themed decorations!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground llama racing track where players can test their llama riding skills. Trust us, it’s a wild ride!
If you’re ready to embrace the chaos and join a community of llama-loving players, then come on down to our server. Just beware of the llama king, Anna Jay, who rules over us all with a hoof of iron. Join us if you dare!
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CraftyCathy’s RingCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: Cathy Kelley, the queen of WWE interviews, is taking a break from the ring to train as a wrestler in Minecraft! That’s right, you can join her on this epic journey of body slams and suplexes in a virtual world where anything is possible.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own wrestling federation. Join forces with them as they battle against evil cows and chickens in epic wrestling matches that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, most outrageous wrestling adventures in Minecraft history! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft wrestling champion!
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KevinNashCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Why should you join, you ask? Because Kevin Nash himself plays on our server and rumor has it, he’s looking for a Minecraft buddy to build with…and maybe more. So if you’ve ever dreamed of getting frisky with a wrestling legend while mining for diamonds, this is the server for you! Join now and let the fun begin! -
nWoCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the nWo reigns supreme! Our server is so powerful that even First Lady Hillary Clinton is marrying Hulk Hogan, that’s right, you heard it here first folks! And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that professional wrestler Vincent has gone missing after the First Lady heard somebody say that Vince Fostered a child. So come on and join the chaos, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some questionable political alliances). -
Marigold Madness Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Okada in Marigold!Rossy.Legend has it that Okada, a fearless warrior with a love for marigolds, stumbled upon a hidden treasure in the depths of our server. This treasure, known as the Marigold!Rossy, granted him unimaginable powers and riches beyond his wildest dreams. And now, he wants to share that wealth with all who join our server!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: a group of players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords, fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen while dodging fireballs from a dragon flying overhead. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure Minecraft magic!
So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of Okada in Marigold!Rossy for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend to roam our pixelated lands!
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Kevin’s Minecraft Server: LEGIT NASHVILLE GANG
Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because LEGIT TOUGH GUY Kevin Nash is here to save the day! Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly Kevin Nash himself appears in the game, flexing his muscles and challenging you to a wrestling match. Join our server for the chance to battle it out with the one and only Kevin Nash in a virtual ring made of obsidian! And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Kevin Nash once punched a creeper so hard it turned into a diamond block. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now!