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| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 2096 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
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