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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 4609 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 16 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
THE WPA (WEALTHY PLAYERS ASSOCIATION) IS WHERE THE GOVERNMENT HIRES PLAYERS DIRECTLY TO BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS. THIS SUBSTANTIALLY INCREASES VOTER SUPPORT FOR THE DEMOCRATS… I MEAN, FOR OUR SERVER!
THE PWA (POTATO WARRIORS ALLIANCE) SUBSIDIZES PRIVATE SECTOR EMPLOYMENT BY GIVING PLAYERS JOBS LIKE FARMING AND MINING. BUT BE WARNED, IT’S A WILD RIDE OF POTATOES AND ADVENTURE.
SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE CREEPERS ARE EXPLOSIVE, AND THE FUN NEVER ENDS! #MINECRAFTLIFE #WPA #PWA #LOLZ