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Blocky Buddies Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9760
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Magic Items Found:	8438	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never feel like a burden to anyone, not even to the creepers! Join us and leave all thoughts of self-harm behind, because here, the only thing you’ll be killing are zombies and skeletons.

We have a dedicated team of players ready to lift your spirits and show you that life is worth living, even in the darkest of caves. And if anyone tries to convince you otherwise, just remember that they’re probably just a catfish trying to steal your diamonds.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s build a world where everyone is valued and no one has to face their struggles alone. Join us today and let’s craft a brighter future together!

The Movie Bob Is My Favorite Critic Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7784
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9293
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the movie bob is our favorite critic! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server mascot is a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will protect you from any creepers that come your way. – We have a secret underground disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. – The only way to get diamonds on our server is by challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds. – Our admin team consists of a group of highly trained llamas who will help you with any issues you may encounter. They may spit at you, but it’s all in good fun. – Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s a sight to behold.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Momo’s Minecraft Server – Refreshing & Fun

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4788
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is like a shounen anime come to life! Join us and experience the epic adventures of Momo, the fearless warrior with multiple outfits and a heart of gold. Watch as she teams up with Okarun to take on the biggest bosses and conquer the toughest challenges. With her relatable high school antics and mature apologies, Momo will steal your heart and keep you coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most epic shounen adventure in Minecraft history!

Ruins your comfy romcom Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5678
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Star Shards Collected:	138	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of living in a boring romcom where everything is predictable and mushy? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and we’ll ruin that comfy bubble for you! With crazy pranks, unexpected twists, and wild adventures, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all day long.

We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show behind the scenes. They’re always plotting something mischievous and you never know when they’ll strike next. But hey, who doesn’t love a good llama conspiracy, am I right?

Oh, and did I mention the flying pigs? Yeah, they’re a thing here. They soar through the sky, dropping random items and causing chaos wherever they go. It’s like a piggy parade, but with a lot more oinks and snorts.

So if you’re ready to say goodbye to your boring romcom life and hello to a world of insanity and laughter, come join our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected and hold on tight, because things are about to get wild!

Loyalty Tread Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8465
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Enchantments Applied:	72	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mines Excavated:	2716	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to spice things up with a little drama and intrigue? Look no further! Join our server and let us test your wife or girlfriend’s loyalty for you! Just send us her social media info or phone number and we’ll make sure she’s not getting up to any funny business while you’re mining for diamonds. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now for a wild ride!

Gloomy Steve Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8588
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70

Are you tired of feeling like a sad, lonely newfag in the world of Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures that will make you forget all about your sad existence.

Join us and become a part of a community where even the most morbidly obese players can thrive and find friendship. No job experience? No problem! We welcome all, even those who have spent 15 years in prison for dumb shit.

Looking for a reason to live or a reason to die? Look no further than our server, where you can find validation and sage insight from fellow players. And hey, if all else fails, you can always ask us to shit on your face (figuratively, of course).

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some crazy memories together. Who knows, you might even find love (or at least sex without paying for it)!

Sleepy Jannie’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5260
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Animals Bred:	136	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
New Chunks Explored:	388534	Ores Mined:	5441
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and behave like a responsible player? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs!

Join us and experience the thrill of sneaking into Jannie’s house while she’s asleep and causing mayhem all over the server. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Why not!

Our server is the ultimate playground for those who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. So come on in and let your inner troll run wild. Just be prepared for Jannie to wake up and start hunting you down for all the mischief you’ve caused. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Sushi Lover Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4060
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Picture this: you wake up in a cozy little village in Japan, surrounded by cherry blossom trees and adorable little pandas roaming around. You step outside and are greeted by a group of friendly villagers who offer you sushi for breakfast. As you explore the village, you stumble upon a hidden hot spring where you can relax and soak in the healing waters while watching koi fish swim by.

But wait, it gets even better! This village is actually part of a Minecraft SMP where the rules are anything goes! Want to build a giant panda statue made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like pranking your fellow players by filling their houses with sushi? Why not! The possibilities are endless in this wacky and wonderful world.

Join us on this epic adventure and experience the magic of Japan like never before. Who knows, you might even discover a secret ninja training ground or stumble upon a hidden temple filled with treasure. So pack your bags, hop on the next plane to Japan, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life!

Minecraft server: Pyon Craft Fun

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4293
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Farms Harvested:	970

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this wild adventure with Kiki, the adorable autistic Aussie chuuba who will guide you through a world of madness and mayhem.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server where animals and champyons reign supreme? Kiki’s passion for all things fluffy and fierce will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! Dive into the PyonCraft server and experience a world like no other. Build your own crazy creations, explore Kiki’s world tour, and even participate in Kiki’s ASMR collection (yes, you read that right).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that we have a Champy Creative Corner where you can unleash your inner artist and create masterpieces that will blow everyone’s minds. Plus, don’t forget about the Kiki Noises Sound Effects Library – because who doesn’t need a good laugh every now and then?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way.

Schedule Minecraft SMP Madness

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7347
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our schedule is so messed up, you’ll never know when the next event is happening. It’s like playing Minecraft in the Upside Down. But hey, who needs a schedule when you can just stumble upon a surprise party in a randomly generated village?

Join us if you’re ready for the ultimate challenge of trying to navigate through the darkness because someone forgot to pay the electricity bill in the server room. It’s like playing Minecraft blindfolded, but with a lot more screaming and confusion.

So come on, join our server and embrace the chaos. Who needs to see anything anyway? It’s all about the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next. Trust us, you’ll never want to go back to a normal schedule again.