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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 3104 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 27 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 37 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 297 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! We have diamond armor giveaways every hour, and our spawn is literally a giant chicken wearing sunglasses. Like, how cool is that?? And the best part is, if you’re unattractive in real life, you’ll fit right in because we only accept players who are uglier than a creeper’s butt! So if you’ve ever been called a potato IRL, this is the SMP for you! Plus, rumor has it that our owner is actually a talking llama who can spit fireballs. No joke, it’s wild! So come join us and experience the craziest, most random SMP ever! It’ll be like a party in your pants, but with more explosions and less pants! #potatolife #llamadrama #chickenswithattitude 🥔🦙🐔🔥👖
