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Bocchi si C++ Minecraft SMP

Algorithms, Bocchi, c#, Cobol, coding, Common Lisp, computer science, Development, Engineering, IT, JavaScript, KITA, Languages, Minecraft, Nijika, programming, Ryo, scripting, smp, Software Development, Syntax, Technology

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5826
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and you’ll be playing alongside Bocchi, who can build a castle in C++ faster than you can say “redstone.” Kita is a master of Common Lisp, using their coding skills to create the most mind-blowing contraptions you’ve ever seen.

But wait, it gets even crazier! Ryo is a wizard with JavaScript, able to summon mobs with just a few lines of code. And Nijika? Well, Nijika is the queen of COBOL, turning the Minecraft world into a retro paradise with punch card-powered farms and pixelated skyscrapers.

So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you battle creepers with coding languages, build epic structures with syntax, and laugh your way through the most ridiculous adventures with a group of programming pros? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now!

NoSpeakerPhoneLDR

awkward, basic etiquette, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, DISRESPECTFUL, family, ignoring, irrational, LDR, long-distance relationship, NoSpeakerPhoneLDR, phone calls, phone etiquette, privacy, relationships, Speakerphone, text messages, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1135
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own relationship? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you won’t be put on speakerphone during your virtual dates! No more awkward conversations with your partner’s family while you’re just trying to have a private chat. Plus, if you ever need to vent about your phone etiquette woes, our community is here to support you. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom to text with multiple times a week! Join now and say goodbye to speakerphone drama!

NostalgicCraft SMP

bittersweet, Childhood, emotions, longing, Memories, Nostalgia, nostalgic feelings, nostalgic memories, nostalgic moments, nostalgic thoughts, NostalgicCraft, past, reminiscent, reminiscent thoughts, Reminiscing, sentimental, sentimental feelings, sentimental journey, sentimental memories, sentimental moments, smp, wistful

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9594
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Remember that time you accidentally punched a creeper into your friend’s house and blew it up? Or when you tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up plummeting to your doom instead? Join our Minecraft SMP for a trip down memory lane filled with chaos, laughter, and epic fails! Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, our server is the perfect place to relive those moments that always make you nostalgic. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and unforgettable memories!

DumpedCraft: Creeper Edition

BETRAYAL, breakup advice, breakup recovery, breakup stories, breakup support, breakup survival, broken heart, coping with breakup, creeper, DUMPED, DumpedCraft, Edition, emotional pain, getting over ex, Healing Process, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Love Lost, moving on, painful breakup, relationship ending, relationship problems, worst breakup

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1550
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Void Armor Forged:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Emeralds Found:	2602
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Have you ever been dumped by getting pushed off a cliff into a pit of lava? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic breakup stories and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs a boyfriend or girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with heartbreak and hilarity!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, minecraft server, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2477
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	29
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

Mega.XetaByte.ru

Aqua’s Useless Minecraft Server

anime character, ANNOYING, Aqua, Aqua cosplay, Aqua fan, Aqua friends, Aqua goddess, Aqua haters, Aqua Konosuba, Aqua personality, Aquas, burden, comedic relief, drinking buddy, Entertaining, Fun, low iq, Minecraft, night out, Party, Server, Smelly, useless

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5738
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Come join our Minecraft server and experience the wild and wacky world of Aqua! Sure, she may be a bit useless, smelly, and low-IQ, but imagine the laughs you’ll have as you embark on crazy adventures with her by your side.

Rumor has it that Aqua once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And don’t even get us started on the time she built a house out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as Aqua herself, then look no further. Join us for a night of drinking, laughing, and Minecraft madness that you’ll never forget!

:gt: be me Minecraft SMP

4chan, digital content, funny images, funny pictures, Happiness, humor, internet culture, meme addiction, Meme culture, meme enthusiast, meme generator, meme lover, meme posting, meme sharing, meme sharing group, Minecraft, normie discord, normie memes, Online Community, online humor, smp, social media

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7377
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Enchantments Applied:	89
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	22

Are you tired of being a normie in your boring old Discord server? Want to be the funniest person in the group without even trying? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to post funny little pictures from 4chan without reading anything! Trust us, it’s the secret to instant popularity and happiness. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through meme references. Join now for a chance to meet the legendary memeing ghost and become a meme master yourself!pic related (it’s a spooky meme ghost)

MomCantDriveMC

bad driver, car control, car maintenance, Communication Issues, driving etiquette, driving privileges, driving skills, family conflict, family dynamics, government license, high beams, license qualifications, MomCantDriveMC, nighttime driving, Parental authority, road safety, road visibility, Safety concerns, safety hazards, SUV, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Farms Harvested:	892
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t encounter any high beams blocking your way! Our server is like driving with your mom, but without the scratches and dings (unless you build them yourself).

We offer the thrill of trying to navigate through a world filled with obstacles, just like trying to get your mom to turn off her high beams. And if you ever feel like calling someone an idiot, our chat is the perfect place to do so (just keep it friendly, folks).

So come join us for an adventure that’s crazier than trying to teach your mom how to turn off her headlights. Who needs a government license when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

KidCraft SMP: Heartwarming Tales

Bonding, children, emotional, family, Heartwarming, heartwarming stories, joy, KidCraft, Kids, love, Memories, parenting, parents, Precious, Proud, proud parents, reddit, sharing, smp, special moments, storytelling, Tales, Uplifting

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3243
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	2094	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dimension Hops:	5

Are you tired of your kids hogging the computer to play Minecraft all day? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where kids can finally learn valuable life lessons like teamwork, resource management, and how to fend off a horde of angry creepers!

One time, little Timmy built an entire roller coaster in the sky using nothing but dirt and sheer determination. It was a sight to behold until he accidentally launched himself off the tracks and into a pit of lava. But hey, at least he respawned with all his items intact!

And let’s not forget about little Susie, who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and lead them into battle against a gang of pesky skeletons. It was a fierce showdown, but in the end, Susie emerged victorious and claimed the title of Queen of the Forest.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and watch your kids unleash their creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, it’s a great way to keep them entertained while you finally get some peace and quiet to yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

OpportuCraft

amazing opportunity, best opportunity, career opportunity, fortunate opportunity, golden opportunity, life-changing opportunity, once in a lifetime opportunity, OpportuCraft, opportunity awaits, opportunity comes but once, opportunity comes but once in a lifetime, opportunity comes knocking, opportunity comes once, opportunity comes once in a lifetime, opportunity comes only once, opportunity comes only once in a blue moon, opportunity comes only once in a lifetime, opportunity knocks, opportunity of a lifetime, received opportunity, seize the opportunity

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4667	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7868	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	369

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing Taylor Swift songs. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken rampage through the village, leaving a trail of feathers and confusion in its wake?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive creature and have all your wildest dreams come true?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime – join our server today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life!