Forget about stitches and sterile dressings, here we wash our wounds with water and slap on a small bandage for good measure. Who needs proper care when you have the healing power of Minecraft blocks at your fingertips?
But that’s not all – we also offer online business advice from players who have no idea what they’re talking about. Need tips on how to make virtual diamonds rain from the sky? Look no further, our community of experts has got you covered.
So come on down to our server and join the chaos. Who needs real-life expertise when you have the wacky world of Minecraft to guide you? Remember, if you’re not willing to take our advice, then why ask in the first place? It’s all in good fun, so let’s get crafting and see where the blocks take us!
And get this, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot – diamonds, emeralds, you name it! But be careful, there’s a rumor goin’ around that a creeper army is guardin’ it, so you better bring your A-game!
Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that flies around the server breathin’ fire on anyone who tries to mess with us? Yeah, we’re basically the badasses of Minecraft.
So come join us, if you dare. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turnin’ back. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it so freakin’ awesome!
Our server is so crazy, even toddlers will be amazed! Just like the toddler in this story, you’ll encounter unexpected challenges and hilarious moments that will leave you in stitches.
Forget about boring old servers, join us for a Father’s Day special where you’ll learn valuable lessons like never forcing a toddler to open a fridge. Our server is filled with surprises and laughs, just like this story.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even end up in a timeout for not following the rules (just kidding…or are we?).
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| Server Name | ExeosCraft |
|---|---|
| Server Type | LGBTQIA+ SMP |
| Map Size | 35,000×35,000 |
| Server Launch | June 2020 |
| Cross-Platform | Java and Bedrock |
A: No, there is no pay-to-win system on ExeosCraft. Any money generated goes to charity.
A: No, hate speech is not tolerated on ExeosCraft. The server is a safe space for all players.
A: No, the server has a permanent world which will never be reset.
A: Yes, ExeosCraft has hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience and keep gameplay interesting.
A: You can join the server at the Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com or the Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132
A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.exeoscraft.com
Join us for a fun and safe environment where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content. Our server is a neo-nazi-free zone, so you can rest easy knowing your child won’t be exposed to any harmful ideologies.
We may not be able to control what happens in the real world, but we can definitely control who enters our virtual world. So come join us and let’s build a community free of hate and full of fun!