Wound Care MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Flower Power Bacteria Slayer

flower, antimicrobial, nanotechnology, biotechnology, scientific breakthrough

come join our epic minecraft server where we use TINY FLOWERS to kill bacteria!! yes, you heard that right, TINY FLOWERS! imagine running around in a world filled with beautiful blooms that also double as deadly weapons against those pesky bacteria mobs.

our scientists have created a magical material that harnesses the power of these tiny flowers to keep our server clean and germ-free. no more worrying about getting sick from dirty blocks or infected zombies, our flowers got your back!

so come on over and join us for some flower-powered fun! who knew saving the world could be so pretty?

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Skin Senescence Survival

topical, topical treatment, ABT-263, REJUVENATION, skin treatment

so u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that not only lets u build epic castles and fight dragons but also makes ur skin look younger??? well look no further cuz our server has the magical powers of ABT-263 treatment!!! u can say bye-bye to aged skin and hello to glowing youthful complexion while u mine for diamonds and battle creepers!!! plus, the healing powers of ABT-263 will make u invincible in pvp battles and help u respawn faster than u can say “creeper aw man”!!! join now and be the most fabulous and powerful player in the minecraft universe!!!

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ZapStitch – Lightning Fast Healing

Surgical Innovation, tissue regeneration, ZapStitch, healing wounds, wound area

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got surgical stitches dat can zap u back to health like a lightning bolt! Picture dis: u get a scratch from a zombie attack, but instead of waiting forever to heal, our electric stitches gonna make dat wound disappear faster than u can say “creeper”.

We did a study on some rats (don’t worry, dey volunteered) and found out dat our stitches can reduce a wound by like 69% in just 24 hours. Dat’s some next level healing right there! So come join us on dis server and experience da power of electricity in yo wounds. Trust me, it’s shockingly good!

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Scratchless Minecraft Server

no redness, unblemished, amazing recovery, Scratchless, impeccable results.

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you scratching your head? Look no further than our server! We promise you won’t find any scabs or skin irritations here, just pure gaming fun.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mystical Band-Aid of Healing, rumored to cure all virtual wounds in the game. Our players have taken hundreds of photos trying to uncover its secrets, but so far, nothing but laughs and good times have been found.

So come join us and leave your worries (and your itchy skin) behind as you dive into a world of adventure and hilarity. Who needs a bandage when you have a diamond sword, right?

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BandaidCraft

bandage packaging, difficult to open, bandage application, bandaid packaging, adhesive bandages

join dis epic minecraft server where bandaids are easier to open cuz we got magical string fairies dat open dem for u!!! we also got flying pigs dat drop diamonds and rainbow sheep dat poop out golden apples. come join da fun and experience da wackiest adventures in minecraft history!! plus, our staff are all trained ninjas so watch out for surprise attacks while building ur epic base. don’t miss out on all da craziness, join now!!!

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Brain Fart Crafters: Where Creativity and Chaos Collide!

South Asia, feeling, association, Psychological, Nostalgia

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the adventures never end and the laughs never stop! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some WILD reasons:

1. Our server is home to the rarest dancing pigs you’ll ever see! These pigs have moves that would make even the most seasoned disco dancer jealous.

2. Rumor has it that there’s a secret hot tub hidden deep within the server. Legend says that anyone who finds it will be granted eternal youth and unlimited diamonds.

3. Our server is also known for its magic mushrooms that give players special powers like flying, super speed, and the ability to speak in only emojis.

4. If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary chicken army that roams the server. These chickens are trained in the art of warfare and will protect you at all costs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in Minecraft history!

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Yamu’s Yeetland Minecraft Server

youtube channel, Server, Twitter account, digital content, Online Community

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure where you’ll encounter Yamu Rozenheart, the legendary warrior who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot! Follow us on Twitter for daily updates and hilarious memes, and subscribe to our YouTube channel for epic gameplay videos and tutorials.

But that’s not all! On this server, you’ll find hidden treasures guarded by dragon-riding llamas, secret dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, and a village where all the villagers speak in beatboxing! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon that grants you unlimited power and bacon sandwiches for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey and become a part of the Yamu Rozenheart Minecraft server community. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you!

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Total Cult Death Minecraft Server

TOTAL, society, progress, dream, determination

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us as we embark on a quest to achieve TOTAL CULTER DEATH – whatever that means!

Our server is filled with INSANE challenges and WACKY adventures that will have you laughing until you cry. Build your own WACKY creations and battle against EPIC monsters that will test your skills to the limit.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on a FLYING PIG and battle against an army of evil RAINBOW LLAMAS. Don’t believe us? Come see for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our OUTRAGEOUS Minecraft server today and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even be the one to achieve TOTAL CULTER DEATH!

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Tech vs Right Wing LOLz

2. right wing, 13. innovation, 3. tech, WING, 6. coal

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we LOL at right wings trying to stop the advance of tech! 🤣🚀 Join us and witness the power of renewable energy as most of your energy will come from solar panels in the next several years. And guess what? There’s nothing you can do about it! Say goodbye to coal, it’s dead. Wave goodbye to gas, it’s dying. And nuclear? Well, let’s just say it’s stalled like a noob player trying to navigate a maze. 😂🔥

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DanganCraft: Hope vs. Creepers

DanganCraft, artists, Hope, CREEPERS, Game links

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even creepers dance to the beat of our SICK music playlist. 2. We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples – but only those with the dankest memes can find it. 3. Our PvP arena is so intense that players have been known to spontaneously combust from the sheer excitement. 4. The mobs on our server are so friendly that they’ll actually help you build your dream house – just watch out for the zombie architects, they tend to get a bit carried away with the cobblestone. 5. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, challenging players to build the most outrageous structures in exchange for a chance to win a lifetime supply of enchanted pickaxes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most WILD Minecraft experience of your life!

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