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BoomerShowtimeCraft

baby boomers, Boomers, BoomerShowtimeCraft, Cinema, classic films, cultural references, Entertainment, film, Film history, film industry, film viewing, generation, movie buffs, movie theaters, movie watching traditions, movies, Nostalgia, pastimes, shows, Showtime, viewing habits

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8368
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Towns Built:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun. we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks and a giant statue of a chicken that shoots out golden eggs.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and a magical sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know you’ll be in good hands.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life!

BrainWaveRelaxCraft

biofeedback, brain activity, brain sensors, brain waves, BrainWaveRelaxCraft, Cognitive science, drowsiness, drowsiness detection, earpieces, health tech, innovation, mental health, neuroscience, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, researchers, sleep monitoring, stress relief, Technology, UC Berkeley, Wearables

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2956
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Mines Excavated:	2037
Runes Activated:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Farms Harvested:	954
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

so, like, this server is totally rad, man. we got earpieces that can, like, read your brain waves and tell when you’re chillin’ out or about to pass out from exhaustion. how crazy is that? join us and experience the ultimate relaxation while playing Minecraft. our server is so chill, even the creepers are taking naps instead of blowing you up. come hang with us and let your brain waves guide you to the most peaceful gaming experience ever. trust us, you won’t regret it. peace out, dudes.

Eggarmy Junior High School

activities, Adventure, Battles, Casual, Community, competitive, custom events, dynamic, Eggarmy SMP, gameplay, Immersive, Land Claim, multiplayer, Players, PvP, Quests, Resource Gathering, smp, Structures, Survival, team-based

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8643
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	148	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ores Mined:	5336	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30

Eggarmy SMP is an exciting survival multiplayer Minecraft server where players can engage in PvP battles, claim land to protect their creations, and form teams to tackle challenges together. With a vibrant community and a range of features including resource gathering, custom events, and quests, Eggarmy SMP offers a dynamic and immersive gameplay experience for both casual and competitive players. Whether you’re building epic structures or competing in team-based activities, there’s always an adventure waiting in Eggarmy SMP.

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CuhCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, consequences, cuh, CuhCraft, Decision making, drug use, mental health, Minecraft, negative influences, peer group, peer pressure, Rebellion, risky behavior, risky choices, self-control, Server, smoke sum gak, smoking, social influence, substance abuse, temptation, unhealthy habits, Why not

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2446
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dragons Tamed:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Enchantments Applied:	248	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Crops Grown:	1350
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to smoke some gak while building your epic creations!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to ride off into the sunset on a sparkly rainbow of riches?

So why not smoke sum gak and join us on this crazy adventure? Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

/pcg/ – Minecraft SMP: Phase Connect Shenanigans

Amanogawa Shiina, Ayase Yuu, Chisaka Airi, Connect, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, Lia Ashelia, Minecraft, Muu Muyu, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Remilia Nephys, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shenanigans, Shisui Michiru, smp, Tenma Maemi, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7408
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Divine Spears Created:	20	Buildings Constructed:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magic Items Found:	7881	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to play with characters like Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot! Or how about Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, who built an entire castle out of diamond blocks in one night! And don’t even get me started on Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, who tamed a pack of creepers and rode them into battle!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just run into Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, who can mine obsidian with her bare hands! Or Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, who once pranked an entire village by turning all their sheep pink!

And that’s not all! We’ve got crazy characters like Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, who can swim in lava without taking any damage! Or how about Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, who can fly on a pig across the sky!

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this wild world of blocky chaos!

MommaCraft Minecraft Server

best friends, Disappointed, divorced parents, eating disorder, emotional trauma, Family issues, future MIL, future SIL, hurt feelings, Minecraft, MommaCraft, Mother, nasty person, ptsd, save the date cards, Server, snide remarks, special moment, toxic relationships, wedding dress shopping, wedding planning, weight gain

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3625
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Votes:	9083
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to deal with any toxic family drama like the one mentioned above! Join us and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted negativity.

Our server is the perfect place to forget about your real-life problems and immerse yourself in a community of players who just want to have a good time. Plus, we have the most epic build battles and treasure hunts that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And the best part? We guarantee that no one will ever call you fat or make snide remarks about your appearance. In fact, we celebrate all shapes and sizes here and believe that everyone is beautiful in their own way.

So come join us on our server and leave all your worries behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast playing Minecraft with us? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

WeddingDressDrama

alterations, Argument, attachment, Conflict, DAUGHTER, decision, disagreement, emotions, family heirloom, mother’s dress, Panels, preservation, refusal, sentiment, sentimental, Sizing, tradition, upsizing, Wedding, wedding dress, WeddingDressDrama

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5836
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1109	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Star Shards Collected:	135	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value virtual wedding dresses more than real ones! Join us for a chance to digitally recreate your most prized possessions and protect them from any alterations by your offspring.

Imagine a world where your Minecraft character can wear the most exquisite wedding dress made by your pixelated mother. No need to worry about your daughters wanting to borrow it for their own virtual weddings – it’s all yours to cherish forever!

Embark on epic quests to protect your virtual dress from being upsized or altered in any way. Battle against virtual brides-to-be who are hell-bent on transforming your precious dress into something unrecognizable. Will you stand your ground and defend your dress with all your might?

Join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the drama is as intense as a real-life family feud over a wedding dress. Who knew pixels could hold so much sentimental value? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and protect your digital heirlooms!

EverestRules Minecraft SMP

accepted behaviors, behavioral boundaries, code of conduct, common courtesies, cultural expectations, customary practices, DeCorum, ethical standards, Etiquette, EverestRules, implicit regulations, Minecraft, moral principles, Mount Everest, normative beliefs, Protocol, smp, social norms, societal standards, standard protocols, traditional values, unspoken guidelines, unwritten rules

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2461
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Crops Grown:	9285	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	346	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and restrictions? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the wild west of blocky adventures!

Join us if you dare, where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that ends in a TNT explosion? We encourage it!

Our server is home to the most epic battles, the craziest builds, and the most ridiculous shenanigans you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us and unleash your inner chaos!

CraftyBlocks Co.

brand association, brand awareness, brand equity, brand extension, brand identity, brand image, brand loyalty., brand management, brand marketing, brand name, brand perception, brand positioning, brand recognition, brand reputation, brand strategy, CraftyBlocks, eponymous brand, generic term, product name, proprietary eponym, Trademark

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6691
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Potions Brewed:	148
Gods Slained:	0	Animals Bred:	78
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13

Are you tired of calling tissues “Kleenex” or bandages “Band-Aids”? Well, join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about that again! Our server is so crazy, even the mobs call creepers “Boom-Booms” and zombies “Brain-Eaters”.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of cake.

So come join us on this wacky adventure where the only thing you’ll be calling by its real name is your trusty pickaxe.

CrocodileCraze – HubbyHeroSavedWife

CrocodileCraze, HubbyHeroSavedWife

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8955
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

come join our minecraft server, where the crocodiles are so big they could swallow a whole human! but don’t worry, our players are so skilled they can save you with their final act, just like that husband did with his wife. who needs superheroes when you have minecraft players, amirite? so come on over and see if you can survive the crocodile-infested waters of our server. it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends!