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Eternal Odyssey 1.20

2012, 2024.., aging, bothers, CHANGE, ETERNAL, Froze, Future, Gay, generation, me, niggered up, Nostalgia, odyssey, past 30, perspective, society, Time, wish, world, wouldn’t want, zoomers

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	306
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Buildings Constructed:	35
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Yo, bro, if you’re feeling like you’re stuck between being an old fart and dealing with these cringy zoomers, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We’re like a time machine back to 2012 when life was simpler and memes were danker.

Forget about adulting and dealing with Gen Z nonsense, come build epic structures and mine for diamonds with us.

We’ll make you feel young again, or at least give you a break from all the n-word-filled TikToks.

Join us and escape the madness of aging and modern cringe!

Janitor’s Closet SMP

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], 15, building, Characters, Cities, CLOSET, Community, culture, Discord, Environment, Janitors, Lore, nation, Religions, Roleplay, Scenarios, smp, Story, Towns, Villages, Whitelist, Wiki, Worldbuilding

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9098
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Votes:	7137
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Janitor’s Closet Minecraft Server

Overview
Hey ya’ll! JC is a Roleplay-Worldbuilding server where we try to make a full fictional world. We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact! Play as normal everyday people, or make something of yourself. Lore is entirely made by the players, have your characters play out scenarios and develop them as your environment goes. There isn’t necessarily a build theme or style, just as long as there’s a reason lore wise behind it, although its important to note that we don’t let huge scale and megabuilds slide. (Towns, Villages, Cities are totally fine! Just not massive buildings that take up a quarter of the map) Culture and religions are player made and built, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join! We have a friendly community that can help you get started in the server. Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

Overview

Hey ya’ll! JC is a Roleplay-Worldbuilding server where we try to make a full fictional world. We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact! Play as normal everyday people, or make something of yourself. Lore is entirely made by the players, have your characters play out scenarios and develop them as your environment goes. There isn’t necessarily a build theme or style, just as long as there’s a reason lore wise behind it, although its important to note that we don’t let huge scale and megabuilds slide. (Towns, Villages, Cities are totally fine! Just not massive buildings that take up a quarter of the map) Culture and religions are player made and built, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join! We have a friendly community that can help you get started in the server. Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Janitor’s Closet Minecraft Server?	JC is a Roleplay-Worldbuilding server where players can create their own culture, nation, and story within a fictional world.
Are there any build restrictions?	While there isn’t a strict build theme or style, massive buildings that take up a quarter of the map are not allowed. Towns, Villages, and Cities are encouraged.
How can I join the server?	Joining the Discord server is required, and all new members must fill out a quick application after reading the rules.
Can I create my own culture and religion?	Yes, players are encouraged to create their own cultures and religions within the server.

The Ivory Trail 1.21.1

1.21.1, activism, back, civil rights, discrimination, Diversity, equality, inclusion, INEQUALITY, Ivory, MOTHERFUCKERS, Oppression, power, prejudice, Privilege, protest, racism, social justice, society, Supremacy, systemic racism, Trail, white men

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6410
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Yo, listen up, we got a Minecraft server where the white men are back and they’re taking over like it’s 1492 all over again!

Join us for some crazy adventures where you can build your own empire and conquer the land like a true colonizer.

We’ve got crazy mods that will make you question reality, like flying pigs and exploding chickens.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a secret underground society of llamas plotting to overthrow the server – are you brave enough to join the resistance?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show those pixelated natives who’s boss!

AlarmBlocker Minecraft Server

ALARM, AlarmBlocker, annoyance, Classes, college, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Dawn, dorm, heavy sleeper, light sleeper, Minecraft, morning routine, PRAYER, Religious, resolution, roommate, Server, Sleep, switch off, tired, Understanding

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7542
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Towns Built:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Enchantments Applied:	122	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner prankster? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with outrageous antics and crazy adventures.

Just like the OP’s roommate, you’ll encounter all sorts of characters with different beliefs and practices. Maybe you’ll even come across a player who sets off alarms at dawn to wake up and perform a ritual in-game! Will you be the one to sabotage their alarm clock and cause chaos in the virtual world?

Join now for a chance to pull off epic pranks, make new friends, and navigate through dorm room drama like never before. Who knows, you might even earn the title of the ultimate prankster on our server!

ChildhoodBFFsGForElse

anger, Boundaries, ChildhoodBFFsGForElse, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Disrespect, emotions, forgiveness, friendship, harm, Jealousy, mental health, relationships, Sadness, self-care, Support, toxic behavior, Trauma, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4627
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and friendship intertwine in the most unexpected ways! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in the story above.

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of falling out with friends, only to reconnect and fall out again? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who enjoy a good old-fashioned friendship rollercoaster.

Join us and experience the joy of trying to hook up your friend with your crush, only to end up falling for them yourself. And let’s not forget the excitement of cutting ties with toxic friends and dealing with the aftermath. It’s all part of the fun on our server!

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see where the drama-filled journey takes you. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning if you’re the asshole in the end. It’s all part of the adventure on our server!

VintageVibesCraft

1900s, Advancements, Antiques, Artifacts, culture, customs, Forgotten, History, inventions, Lifestyle, memorabilia, Nostalgia, obsolete, past, progress, Relics, society, Technology, Traditions, vintage, VintageVibesCraft

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7120
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9293	Dragons Tamed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Magic Items Found:	8091	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

What’s something that people had in the 1900s that we don’t have now? A time machine to join our Minecraft server! Yes, that’s right, our server is so epic that people from the past are dying to join us. We’ve got pixelated dinosaurs roaming around, secret treasure chests filled with virtual gold, and even a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride through time and space on our mind-blowing Minecraft server!

CraftyTrump10

Business, China, CraftyTrump10, decision, donald trump, economic policy, Economy, export, FEBRUARY, global market, Impact, Import, international relations, Investment, Négotiation, Politics, stock market, tariff, trade agreement, trade deal, trade war, united states

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9269
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Potions Brewed:	150	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a trump tweetstorm! our server is so lit, even donald trump is considering a 10% tariff on china just to get a piece of the action. build your own wall, make deals with villagers, and watch out for creepers who are secretly russian spies. join now and make minecraft great again!

Suck It Up – Minecraft Server

bad, cleaning, confusion, Context, contradictory, funny, Good, Home cleaning, household appliance, Humorous, ineffective, Interpretation, ironic, loud vacuum, Minecraft, Noisy, opinion, Perception, Powerful, Server, Suck, SUCKS, vacuum cleaner

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2282
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchantments Applied:	276
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ores Mined:	2007
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Buildings Constructed:	31
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14

so, like, have you ever been playin’ minecraft and thought, “man, i wish i could join a server where the vacuum cleaners actually suck, but in a good way”? well, guess what, buddy, you’re in luck! our server is the only place where vacuum cleaners are the key to survival!

picture this: you’re just mindin’ your own business, choppin’ down some trees, when suddenly a giant vacuum cleaner swoops in and sucks up all the wood! but don’t worry, that wood is magically transported to your inventory, so you don’t gotta do any work!

but that’s not all! our server is also home to the legendary vacuum cleaner boss, who roams the land lookin’ for players to challenge. defeat him, and you’ll be rewarded with the most powerful vacuum cleaner in the game, capable of suckin’ up entire mountains in one go!

so if you’re lookin’ for a wild and wacky minecraft experience, come join us on our server! just remember, when someone says “this vacuum cleaner sucks,” it’s a good thing!

HOW TO ENTER VLADUSA Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival, vladusa

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2810
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Star Shards Collected:	133	Magic Items Found:	6317
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

The owner of the “HOW TO LOGGIN VLADUS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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SakuraMC

Active, Bedrock Port, Community, community-driven, Creative, Discord, Fun, Ip:, Java Port, Join, Link, Minecraft, pay to win, Players, Safe, sakuramc, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	723
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	181	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Name	Sakura Minecraft
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Server IP	Sakura-mc.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/PmkPdQbuWG
Community	Active and Creative
Server Philosophy	No pay to win, Community driven, Safe community

FAQ:

1. What is the server IP?

The server IP for Sakura Minecraft is Sakura-mc.net.

2. What type of server is Sakura Minecraft?

Sakura Minecraft is a vanilla survival server for both Java and Bedrock players.

3. Is the server pay to win?

No, Sakura Minecraft does not support pay to win. The server is community driven.

4. How can I join the server?

You can join the server with the Java Port: 25565 or Bedrock Port: 19132.

5. What is the community like on Sakura Minecraft?

The community on Sakura Minecraft is active, creative, and fun. We aim to provide a safe and welcoming environment for all players.

Inferno Rose Innit 1.20.5

1.20.5, Archived Karaoke, BFKingdom, BloodflameArt, BloodflameLive, channel, covers, debut, Duets, Elizabeth Rose Bloodflame, Group songs, Inferno, innit, merch, NEW COVER, Next Live, OP Template, Previous Archived Live, rose, Schedule, Shorts Covers, socials, The Sparkling Scarlet Queen, timetable, Unarchived Karaoke

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	340
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6606
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Animals Bred:	72
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is as lit as the Sparkling Scarlet Queen Edition of whatever that means. If you ain’t joining, you’re missing out on some epic stuff, bro.

We got a crazy schedule that’s TBA because we like to keep things spontaneous, ya know? Plus, we got live streams that are gonna blow your mind. Like, who needs reality when you can watch these streams, am I right?

And don’t even get me started on the karaoke nights. We got so many archived and unarchived karaoke sessions that you’ll be singing along all night long. It’s like a party in your Minecraft world, man.

Oh, and did I mention the new cover of Mephisto? It’s fire, bro. You gotta hear it to believe it.

So, like, join this server and become part of the madness. We’re all about that #BloodflameLive and #BFKingdom life. Don’t be a seagull, be a queen. It’s as simple as that, dude.