would you rather Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Down to Earth Deana Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	580
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Star Shards Collected:	203	Endless Night Skies:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose between two wild and crazy characters to hang out with!

Deana, the down to earth girl who loves nothing more than a good mining session and a cozy night by the campfire. Or Maddie, the spoiled brat who will stop at nothing to get her hands on the rarest diamonds and emeralds in the game.

Join our server for the chance to team up with one of these lovely ladies and embark on epic adventures filled with drama, romance, and of course, plenty of blocky shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Choose your Minecraft bae and let the fun begin!

Would you rather Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2534
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	23088
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Crops Grown:	8238

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and laughing your way through crazy adventures with a community of like-minded players.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! The player had to engage in a hilarious dance-off with the chicken to claim the loot. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom of bacon-loving minions. Join forces with other players to defeat the Pigman King in epic battles that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. And remember, on our server, the crazier, the better!

Crafty Choices Minecraft Server

anger issues, body count, Choices, Crafty, DATING, Decision making, double standards, emotional baggage, fat virgin woman, hot stacy, hypothetical scenarios, judgment, Minecraft, moral dilemmas, personal values, Personality, physical appearance, Preferences, relationships, Server, societal standards, Stereotypes, SWEET, VIRGINITY, would you rather

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3347
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride where you have to make tough decisions like choosing between dating a fat virgin woman with anger issues or a hot Stacy with a body count of 10 guys. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot and a dream, or building a giant statue of a chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

Blocky Dilemmas Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5241
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3969	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the choice is simple: join us and have a blast, or face the consequences of instant death! But don’t worry, we promise you’ll be too busy laughing and having a great time to even think about choosing death.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun with a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Who needs to worry about real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our server and let your imagination run wild?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and choose life (and lots of laughs) over death. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyConundrums

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7251
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our server is like a never-ending game of Would-You-Rather!

Would you rather fight a hundred zombie-sized chickens or one chicken-sized zombie? On our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic battles, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper named Bob who tells dad jokes all day long?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

TransCraft: Would You Rather Edition

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5332
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance with you! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorns that poop rainbows and creepers that tell dad jokes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a pack of talking llamas who will trade you rare items for a good joke. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden carrot that grants you the power to fly like a majestic chicken.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky and wonderful world filled with magic and mayhem!

Pixelated Pals: Jonouchi’s Epic Minecraft Duel

Anime, anime adaptation, card game, Character development, Defeat, Duel, Epic, friendship, jobbing, Jonouchi, Jonouchis, last duel, Manga, manga ending, manga finale, manga series, Minecraft, PALS, pixelated, Protagonist, shonen jump, strategy, trading card, two turns, Yu-Gi-Oh!

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6297
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Divine Spears Created:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Potions Brewed:	65
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience Jonouchi’s epic last duel in the manga – but this time, YOU get to be the hero! Join us and show off your mad skills as you take on the toughest opponents in just two turns!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that you can ride into battle! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine that only the bravest players can uncover.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Jonouchi of the server!

JankyDadCraft – Not Your Average Minecraft Server

Average, Communication, dad, family, Father, Fatherhood, funny, generation gap, Hickey, humor, Janky, JankyDadCraft, JOKE, Laughter, long trail, Minecraft, Miscommunication., mistaken, misunderstanding, Parent, relationship, Server, Slang, Tag

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6738
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Players Killed by Monsters:	1503
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Welcome to our janky Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be asking for is a Hickey from our amazing community!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures where you’ll encounter zombie llamas, dancing creepers, and even a unicorn that farts rainbows.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some diamonds while dodging crazy chickens and exploding pigs!

And remember, on our server, calling someone ‘janky’ might just lead to a hilarious misunderstanding with your dad. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Isle of Man LOLz 2024

2024.., 27th May, 8th June, Dangerous, death toll, extreme sport, Fatalities, Isle, Isle of Man, Isle of Man TT, Isle of Man TT 2024, lolz, man, Motorcycle racing, motorcycles, Racing event, Road Racing, Safety concerns, Spectator sport, SPEED, Thrills, Tourist Trophy, tradition, TT races

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7948
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Join our Minecraft server where the only way to survive is by counting how many deaths there will be this year! From 27th of May to 8th of June, embark on a wild journey filled with zombie pigmen and creeper explosions. Will you be the one to predict the exact number of deaths and claim the title of Death Master? Or will you be blown to bits by a stray enderman? Only one way to find out – join us now for the most thrilling and deadly Minecraft experience of your life!

MineBaelz – Where Rats Rule and Baelz Rules!

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8322
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	223
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with dreams and catchers in glorious 3D! But wait, there’s more!

Imagine a world where you can explore colourful MVs and listen to mind craft holo en music that will blow your mind! Dive into the Zodiac and experience Pandæmonium like never before!

But that’s not all, we also have originals and covers that will make your ears dance with joy! And don’t forget about our podcasts that will have you laughing till you cry!

Join us for our next stream, where we’ll be playing Lies of P #11 and engaging in some free chat shenanigans! And hey, don’t miss out on our limited edition PC Case and other merch that will make you the envy of all your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of hakos baelz and let the fun begin! Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Crab Rave Craft

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7547
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can battle the legendary CRAB BOSS! This massive crustacean will challenge you to an intense fight for the ages. But that’s not all – if you defeat the CRAB BOSS, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted crab shell helmet that gives you the power to summon a crab army to do your bidding!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden UNDERWATER CITY filled with treasure and mysterious sea creatures. Explore the depths and uncover the secrets of this ancient civilization.

Join now for the chance to become the ultimate CRAB KING and rule over all the land and sea! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the thrill of battling a giant crab and ruling over a hidden underwater kingdom.

Ray Sizzum’s Block Party: Where Creepers are the Life of the Party!

Black community, BLOCK, controversy, CREEPERS, crime, criminal behavior, false accusations, internet drama, justice system, Life, media scrutiny, Misinformation, online rumors, Party, prejudice, public figure, racial profiling, racial stereotypes, racism, RAY, Ray Sizzum, Sizzums, social justice, social media, viral, wrongful accusations

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1353
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Introducing the one and only Ray Sizzum server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and black people committing crimes – all thanks to our mysterious founder, Ray Sizzum. Rumor has it that he’s a mastermind who controls the chaos in the server, making sure there’s never a dull moment.

So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where black people committing crimes is not only allowed, but encouraged? Plus, you never know what kind of shenanigans Ray Sizzum will come up with next!

Come join us and see for yourself why the Ray Sizzum server is the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even become a part of the legend of Ray Sizzum himself!

CraftyVillagers – Noobs Welcome, Pro Players Beware!

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9627
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Japanese visual novel enthusiasts who are ready to take your gaming experience to the next level!

Join us for epic discussions about English-translated Japanese visual novels and leave all your e-celeb shitposting at the door. We don’t mess around when it comes to our love for VNs!

But wait, there’s more! If you’re having trouble with your VN, don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Just follow these simple steps: 1. Be in Japanese locale (duh) 2. Read the Readme (seriously, it’s there for a reason) 3. Check out our handy dandy VN help guide 4. Use DeepL to translate those pesky error messages 5. When all else fails, just Google it!

And if you’re looking for recommendations or need a novel with a specific element, we’ve got links for that too! Our server is a treasure trove of VN goodness just waiting for you to explore.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Japanese visual novels like never before on our Minecraft server! Previous players can attest to the insanity that awaits you, so join us now and let the fun begin!

KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style

African, Ancient, BLOCKZ, Civilization, Conquerors, Cultural, descendants, DYNASTY, EMPERORS, GREATNESS, heritage, History, KANGZ, Kings, KraftyKangz, Legacy, Monarchy, power, pride, QUEENS, Reign, Royalty, rule, rulers, Style

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1295
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Secret Passages Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we wuz kangz n shit. Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures and craziness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of EPIC gamers stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a world where they were crowned as the rulers of the land. They rode on diamond-encrusted pigs, battled dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and built castles taller than the sky itself. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary dabbing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers don’t explode, they just dab on you and disappear into thin air. It’s a sight to see, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most EPIC Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next king of the land!

Blocky Banter

banter, blocky, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, Cuckolding, discomfort, DISRESPECTFUL, emotions, feelings, Girlfriend, Honesty, humor, loyalty, partner, relationship, Respect, serious question, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2185
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Crops Grown:	8595	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other, where chaos reigns supreme and laughter is guaranteed.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas wearing top hats appears and starts dancing the Macarena. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, a giant chicken riding a pig comes flying out of nowhere, shooting fireworks from its beak. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to speak llama fluently.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world!

BlockyBooty

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3746
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Towns Built:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where things get wild and crazy! Join us for a chance to witness some insane shenanigans and hilarious moments.

Our server is like no other, with mind-blowing builds and ridiculous mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end. But that’s not all – we also have a unique feature where if the last 2 digits of your comment fall within 50-60, our admin will ejaculate in it and post a gif as proof! Talk about a one-of-a-kind experience!

So come on down and join us, because let’s face it – who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where horny admins are just waiting to spice things up? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today and prepare for a wild ride!