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My Mom’s Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6581
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, come join our wacky SMP where we have a special event called “Plow My Mom’s Cheeks Day”! That’s right, we encourage outrageous discussions about who would plow each other’s moms’ cheeks. And if you mention that you don’t know your real dad, you get a special bonus in-game item! Plus, there’s plenty of innuendo about cheek plowing and how much you would do it. So come join us for a wild and crazy time on our server – you won’t regret it!

BlockPartyFunLand

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8308
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Votes:	2259	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and tickle your funny bone? Look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigs riding on giant chickens, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us on weekends. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter!

CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2429
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	26	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the players right where we want them, just like Hamas leader with the Israelis, haha. join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures, man. we’ll have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to spell “lol”. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show those noobs who’s boss!

CreeperCeasefire: Negotiating Blocks & Details

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8107
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

are you tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizazz? well come join our server where we have more drama than a soap opera! we got creepers blowing up left and right, skeletons shooting arrows like they’re in the olympics, and zombies trying to eat your brains like it’s a buffet!

join our server and you’ll have more fun than a pig in mud. we have epic battles, crazy builds, and secret underground lairs that even the ender dragon would be jealous of.

plus, our community is more welcoming than a warm hug from a friendly villager. we accept all players, whether you’re a noob or a pro, as long as you’re ready to have a blast!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the wildest minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it.

PretendExpertCraft

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2081
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

so, like, picture this: a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. like, seriously, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken breakdancing in a disco ball.

our server is like a magical land where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like a dream come true, but better because you can actually play in it.

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the mystical world of rainbow-colored sheep and dancing villagers. trust me, once you’ve experienced our server, you’ll never want to leave.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!

MicrobeMayhem: Age Swap Edition

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2950
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. like, we got gut microbes from aged mice being transplanted into young mice, and it’s like, causing all this crazy inflammation and stuff. it’s like, aging in humans but in Minecraft, bro.

come join our server and experience the wild world of gut microbiome madness. who knew that tiny microbes could cause such chaos in the Minecraft universe? it’s like a whole new level of gameplay, man.

so, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate inflammation-inducing adventure, join our server now. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude. trust us, you don’t wanna miss out on this insane experience. let’s get this gut microbe party started! 🐭🎉

Velurient vanilla survival server Minecraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5886
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Velurient SMP vanilla

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CraftyStar Online 2 Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6579
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t just build blocks here, we create entire universes with our imagination! Join us and become a part of the RappyDeathsquad, Daikkuri, Tendoku, Toblerone, Oyasumi, Stardust Drive, or Mitsuba alliances – or create your own group chat exclusive Ship 4!

But that’s not all, our server is so advanced that we have Scratch Tickets for exclusive in-game fashion items, just like in Phantasy Star Online 2! And don’t forget to check out our NGS Headline videos for the latest news and events – it’s like being in a virtual world within a virtual world!

Need help with your NGS Damage Calculator? We got you covered with our data verification sheets and item codes. And if you’re feeling fashionable, dive into our Fashion History archives and become the trendsetter of the server!

Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality when you have a virtual world this epic? Let’s build, explore, and conquer together!

BidenCraft: Beating Trump in Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3895
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Void Gems Collected:	29	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our epic Minecraft adventure where we build, battle, and banter our way to victory!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…rumor has it that Herobrine himself haunts our server, causing chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. But fear not, brave warriors, for we have a secret weapon against him – a magical diamond sword that can banish him back to the Nether realm!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of speedy baby zombies. They may be small, but they sure pack a punch!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers…they’re always up to no good!

Weirdly Good Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6627
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you a master at stacking blocks in a perfectly symmetrical pattern? Do you have an uncanny ability to find diamonds within minutes of starting a new world? Then you need to join our Minecraft server, where your weird talents will finally be appreciated!

We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. If you can perform the Chicken Dance flawlessly, you’ll fit right in.

Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a game of musical chairs. But be warned, he’s a sore loser.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms – on our server, we have a competition for the most outrageous and impractical builds. Can you construct a functioning roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Or a house made entirely out of TNT? The possibilities are endless!

So if you’re tired of playing on boring, ordinary servers and want to embrace your weird talents in a truly unique and wacky world, join us today!

LostInCyberspace

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	854
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	45
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of searching for that elusive rare item in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret hidden chest that contains all the rarest items in the game! Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it, so join now and start your quest for glory (and diamonds)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who has tamed the fearsome beast and rides it around like a majestic steed. Want to learn their secrets and become a dragon rider yourself? Then join our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

So if you’re tired of endlessly searching for that one thing you can’t seem to find, come join us on our server where the impossible becomes possible and the ridiculous becomes reality. Who knows, maybe you’ll finally find what you’ve been looking for all these years – or maybe you’ll just have a lot of fun trying!