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ChipThiefDoubleDate

Apology, awkward situation, Best Friend, Chip, ChipThiefDoubleDate, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dinner date, double date, EMBARRASSMENT, food etiquette, friendship, Girlfriend, misunderstanding, relationship, Restaurant, sharing, smoking area, Social Interaction, social norms, table manners

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9055
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Animals Bred:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape awkward double dates and never have to worry about someone touching your food again! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your best friend’s girlfriend appears out of nowhere and starts throwing cutlery at you for even daring to look at her plate. But fear not, on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from any food-related attacks!

Embark on quests to find the legendary Curley fries that will bring peace to the land and unite all players in harmony. Or maybe just build a giant statue of a potato to show your dedication to the cause.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the drama of a double date gone wrong, all while building your own virtual world and laughing at the absurdity of it all. Don’t be the asshole, join us today!

CerealKiller in Minecraft SMP

bacon, Bagel, Breakfast, brunch, CEREAL, CerealKiller, coffee, eggs, Food, Fruit, granola, healthy, Meal, Minecraft, morning, nutrition, oatmeal, PANCAKES, SAUSAGE, smoothie, smp, toast, yogurt

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6531
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Farms Harvested:	688	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Void Gems Collected:	24	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to feast on the tears of your enemies for breakfast! Our server is filled with drama, betrayal, and epic battles that will leave you craving for more. Who needs cereal when you can start your day with a side of revenge and a sprinkle of chaos? So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world!

QuitCraft: Day One Disaster

Career Change, Day, Disaster, first day, job decision, job disappointment, job dissatisfaction, job dissatisfaction consequences, job dissatisfaction coping strategies, job dissatisfaction effects, job dissatisfaction reasons, job dissatisfaction signs, job dissatisfaction solutions, job expectations, job frustration, job quitting, job stress, leaving job, QuitCraft, Tipping Point, work experience, workplace culture

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1072
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	5942
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring job that makes you want to pull your hair out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality!

Picture this: you’re at work, staring at your computer screen, when suddenly a creeper explodes right in your boss’s office! Chaos ensues as zombies start taking over the break room and skeletons are holding meetings in the conference room.

But don’t worry, because on our server, you can join forces with other players to fight off the evil mobs and save the office from destruction. Plus, who needs a boring job when you can become a master builder and create your own virtual empire?

So say goodbye to that soul-sucking job and join our Minecraft server today for a wild adventure like no other! Who needs a paycheck when you can have diamonds and enchanted gear instead?

ChubbyCraft: Meat & Booze Edition

alcohol consumption, booze, Cancer, Cancer prevention, cancer statistics, China, Chinese population, ChubbyCraft, disease prevention, Edition, health impact, health risks, healthcare trends, lifestyle changes, lifestyle choices, lifestyle factors, meat, meat consumption, obesity, Obesity-related diseases, prevalence, public health, rising rates, Westernized lifestyle

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6316
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Potions Brewed:	47

Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a party in your computer! Join us and escape from the rising obesity-related cancer rates in China! We promise our virtual world is free from all that unhealthy stuff. Plus, we have a secret potion that makes you immune to Westernized lifestyle influences like meat and alcohol. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server. It’s like a virtual paradise where you can build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about cancer rates or any of that boring real life stuff. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s get this party started!

BritCraft Minecraft Server

afternoon tea, Brit, BritCraft, british culture, British tradition, edish, English tea, Minecraft, nice cup of tea, Server, tea break, tea brewing, tea ceremony, tea culture, tea cup, tea drinker, tea leaves, Tea lover, tea party, tea pot, tea ritual, tea time, traditional tea

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4562
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Emeralds Found:	1060	Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a friendly llama wearing a top hat. Why, you ask? Because on our server, llamas are the rulers and they demand to be treated like royalty!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Tea Temple, where players can sip on the finest virtual tea while battling it out in epic PvP matches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Cup of Infinite Tea, rumored to grant wishes to those who drink from it (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Cookie Caves, where players can mine for delicious cookies instead of boring old diamonds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on the Flying Pig Express, a magical rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the skies.

So why wait? Join our server today for a tea-riffic time filled with llamas, cookies, and flying pigs! It’s an experience you won’t find anywhere else.

Minecraft SMP: /Heem/ Havoc

143972491, abstract, Aesthetic, art, artist, color, Contemporary, creativity, design, Expression, Havoc, heem, heemvious, inspiration, Minecraft, MODERN, original, Painting, smp, Texture, Unique, Visual

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2343
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	151	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Towns Built:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the server! These chickens are no ordinary poultry – they have enchanted armor and weapons that will put up a fight like you’ve never seen before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the DJ zombie who likes to drop some killer beats (literally)!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a rollercoaster made entirely of lava! It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with excitement (or terror).

So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMomFatShameNoKids

Apology, birthday celebration, body image, body positivity, Boundaries, chaperoned visits, childhood trauma, children’s well-being, CraftyMomFatShameNoKids, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, fat shaming, fatphobia, mother-daughter relationship, parenting, self esteem, Therapy, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationships, weight issues

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1105
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members who body shame your kids? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama! Join us for a world of blocky adventures where nobody will ever tell you that you’re fat and need to lose weight to be attractive.

Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of their size or shape. We even have a special ice cream parlor where you can order as many scoops as you want without any judgment. And if anyone dares to body shame you or your kids, our virtual chaperones will swoop in to shut them down!

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Let’s build a community where body positivity reigns supreme and grandma can’t ruin Liam’s birthday with her fat-shaming antics. See you in the game, where the only weight that matters is the weight of your diamond armor!

UnlikedFriend Minecraft SMP

avoidance, awkwardness, Behavior, Body language, Communication, discomfort, disinterest, dislike, distant, Friend, friendship, ignoring, indifference, lack of effort, lack of support, Minecraft, negative attitude, nonverbal cues, obvious signs, smp, Tension, UnlikedFriend, unresponsive

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7313
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Emeralds Found:	3038	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too serious and not enough shenanigans are happening? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to laugh your blocky butt off!

Join our server if you want to witness the craziest pranks, the most epic battles, and the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We once had a player who built a giant toilet just because they thought it was hilarious – that’s the kind of creativity we encourage here!

And if you’re wondering if your friend doesn’t like you, just ask them to join our server. If they refuse, well, that’s a pretty obvious sign that they don’t want to have a blast with you in the most chaotic Minecraft world ever created. So leave those boring servers behind and come join us for some wild and wacky fun!

HourLeftMC

disbelief, HOLY SHIT, hour, HourLeftMC, jaw-dropping, left, Long, Movie, movie marathon, movie night, plot twist, runtime, shock, Surprise, Suspense, Thriller, time remaining, Twist, unexpected, unexpected ending, unexpected turn

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2832
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the same feeling of endless entertainment! Our server is so jam-packed with fun and excitement that you’ll be saying “holy shit, there’s still another hour left” every time you play. From epic battles with dragons to building towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on and join us for a wild ride that will have you glued to your screen for hours on end!

UkraineCraft: From Russia with Grains

agriculture, Conflict, controversy, diplomatic relations, Economy, embargo, Exports, food supply, Geopolitical, global trade, grain, grains, international relations, iran, occupied territories, Political, russia, sanctions, Tension, Trade, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7544
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Mines Excavated:	1797	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of russia exporting grain from occupied territories of ukraine to iran IN BLOCK FORM! build your own grain empire and trade with other players for epic loot. beware of the ukrainian rebels trying to steal your crops, they will stop at nothing to get their hands on your precious wheat. join now and become the ultimate grain tycoon in the world of minecraft!