BlockyHeartbreakers

awkward flirting attempts, embarrassing pick up lines, worst pick up lines, worst things to say to someone, cringeworthy pick up lines

Are you a redstone torch? Because you’re lighting up my world like a creeper explosion! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick up lines that are so bad, they’re good. We’ve got a community of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves in a jungle biome. From building giant statues of Steve to organizing epic PvP battles in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many blocks of TNT), then come join us and see why we’re the best Minecraft server around!

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Mythical Quests 1.21.2

WOMENS RIGHTS, online behavior, toxic masculinity, mental health, internet culture

Yo, bro, forget about all that drama! Join our Minecraft server and escape from the toxic world of misogynists and Reddit warriors!

Come build epic structures, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your new virtual buddies! Let’s leave the mommy and daddy issues behind and focus on having a blast in our crazy pixelated universe!

Don’t waste your time arguing with internet trolls, come join us and let’s create some awesome memories together! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual paradise filled with endless possibilities? Let’s get crafting, my dude!

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BoyfriendCraft – No Kids Allowed!

Communication, Expectations, parenting, Moving in, Boyfriend

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in town! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will blow your mind!

So, there’s this 22-year-old chick (F) and her 29-year-old boyfriend (M), right? They’re all lovey-dovey and stuff, but here’s the kicker – the dude has TWO kids, aged between 5 and 8! And get this, the girl ain’t really into kids, like, at all. She’s more into college and outdoor adventures, ya know?

But wait, it gets even crazier! The boyfriend’s mom and grandma are bailing on him, so he’s like, “Hey, babe, let’s move in together with my kids!” And the girl is like, “Whoa, hold up, I ain’t ready to be a mom yet!”

And the boyfriend is all like, “But why are you with me if you don’t wanna be a mom to my kids?” And he’s asking her to make breakfast for the little ones and take them to school and all that jazz!

So, yeah, if you wanna escape the drama and chaos of real life, come join our Minecraft server! Who needs kids and responsibilities when you can build epic castles and mine for diamonds, am I right? Let’s get crafting, baby!

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CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

Nord Stream, Natural Gas, Server, Trump envoy, gas pipelines

come join our epic minecraft server where we have secret talks with russia about reopening gas pipelines, just like trump did! who knew minecraft could be so political? build your own pipeline and negotiate with world leaders while crafting diamonds and fighting off creepers. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss! join now for a chance to be the next minecraft diplomat!

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CyberCraftRusNoMore

cybersecurity, foreign policy, cyber attacks, Senior official, national security

OMG GUYS, U HEAR ABOUT DIS SERVER? IT SO LIT, EVEN US GOV HAS TO SUSPEND THEIR CYBER OPS AGAINST RUSSIA JUST TO PLAY ON IT! LIKE, THE SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN THE BIG BOYS IN WASHINGTON CAN’T RESIST! JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE MADNESS, MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN SEE PUTIN DIGGING FOR DIAMONDS IN A PIXELATED MINE! LOLZ!

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Screwed Cap Strong Weak

too strong, physical strength, hand mobility, Weakness, CAP

come join our minecraft server where the players are so strong they can screw bottle caps shut with their bare hands! we have epic battles where players use bottle caps as weapons and the winner gets to keep them as trophies. our server is so intense, you’ll never be able to open a bottle again without thinking of us.

join us at: epicBottleCapWarriors.About.minecraft

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Altheria

Worldbuilding, King, ADMIN, Brewery, Roleplay

Welcome to Altheria!

We are a newly formed worldbuilding server that is focused on building history. This server promises minimal admin intervention, and when needed, a friendly, unbiased staff team. Come join Altheria and experience a true worldbuilding server. There are no weird plugins, this is a pure worldbuilding.

What we offer:

Features
A server at the beginning of history
Lands for claiming builds and diplomatic interactions
Brewery for brewing potions
Freedom of worldbuilding
Documented history available on Wiki
Dynmap available at https://map.altheria.net/
Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/Vbnw6MYmYW

FAQs

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server was launched a few weeks ago and is in its early historical periods.

Q: What can I do in Altheria?

A: You can become a powerful king, a humble bartender, a rich merchant, or even a bum living in the slums of your town. The possibilities are endless.

Q: Can I brew potions in Altheria?

A: Yes, you can brew potions using the Brewery feature on the server.

Q: Is there a Dynmap available for navigation?

A: Yes, you can access the Dynmap at https://map.altheria.net/

Feathered Peaks – Avian Realm 1.21.3

MMD VTuber, Patreon, fanbox, Subscription Site Archives, Koikatsu Card

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server of all time, then look no further! Our server is like a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows, but also with dragons and creepers ready to blow your mind!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you can build the craziest castles and houses that will make even the Ender Dragon jealous! Plus, we have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map just waiting for you to find them.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most lit parties every weekend, with DJ villagers spinning the sickest beats and fireworks lighting up the sky. And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with pandas, llamas, and even a pet zombie named Bob.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, once you step foot in our server, you’ll never wanna leave. Let’s get this block party started, baby!

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SisWeddingDramaCraft

relationships, Communication, partner, inconsiderate, compromise

come join our minecraft server, it’s like a wedding in a foreign country but without the drama! imagine a world where you can escape all the in-law craziness and just build to your heart’s content.

we promise no one will call you rude for wanting to have a good time in our server. plus, you don’t have to worry about PTO or long flights with a 13-month-old baby. just hop on and start crafting your dream world.

who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? join us and let’s build some epic memories together. because in the end, isn’t that what really matters? #minecraftweddingdrama

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NepoCraft: Born to Mine!

hard work, opportunities, Potential, nepo baby, Privilege

Do you think baby Nepo has what it takes to dominate the Minecraft world? Imagine a world where baby Nepo is the ruler of all things blocky and pixelated. Join our server and witness the epic rise of baby Nepo as they build the most insane structures and defeat all enemies with their adorable charm. Who needs talent when you have baby Nepo leading the way? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!

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