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BreakUpBluesMC SMP

BETRAYAL, Breakup, BreakUpBluesMC, coping with breakup, DUMPED, emotional pain, emotional trauma, getting over heartbreak, healing, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, love, moving on, painful breakup, relationships, smp, worst breakup, worst breakup ever, worst breakup experience, worst breakup stories, worst way to break up

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1634
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Are you tired of getting dumped in the most boring ways possible? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and get dumped in the most epic and outrageous ways you can imagine! From being thrown into a pit of lava to getting hit by a flying pig, we guarantee you’ll never have a boring breakup again! So why wait? Join now and experience the most insane breakup stories you’ll ever hear!

DonbasCowboyCraft

Conflict, death, Donbas Cowboy, DonbasCowboyCraft, eastern europe, foreign correspondent, international relations, investigative journalism, Journalism, Killed, Media, Military Action, Moscow, Politics, Propaganda, Propagandist, russia, Russian troops, Ukraine, US, War

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9759
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8061
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where the admins are like Russian troops taking out US propagandists? It’s wild, man! They call themselves the ‘Donbas Cowboys’ and they don’t mess around. If you wanna join a server that’s got some serious action and drama, this is the place to be. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna play on a server run by Russian troops? It’s like a whole new level of intensity, bro. So come on and join the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

Tumor Busters: Vortioxetine Edition

antidepressant, brain cancer, Busters, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cell biology, cell-culture dish, drug discovery, drug effectiveness, Edition, Glioblastoma, health science, inexpensive, innovative therapy, market, medical breakthrough, Medical research, pharmaceuticals, researchers, tumor, tumor growth inhibition, tumour cells, Vortioxetine

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4509
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
New Chunks Explored:	315524	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	6285
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but also wanna cure cancer at the same time? well, this server is like that! join us and help us cure cancer with vortioxetine, the magical antidepressant that kills tumour cells in glioblastoma! we’re like doctors but in minecraft, saving lives one block at a time! come join the fun and make a difference in the world, one pixel at a time! #minecraftcurescancer #savingliveswithblocks #joinusnow

Epuucs Public Server

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1182
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4213	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98

Come and join Epuuc’s 1.21 Public Server! Only available for Java Edition.

Server sport a nice community with land claiming to make sure you keep your stuff safe, no PVP in your claims so you wont get killed in your house. Server also has MCMMO for some extra goals and competition between players. Invite your friends and start your 2-week grind here 🙂

mc.epuuc.dev

Georgypop SMP

1.19.4, Adventure, building, Cracked Support, creativity, Discord, Exploring, Georgypop SMP, java, Minecraft, nbs music, open world, plasmo voice mod, proximity voicechat, Random teleport, Shops, Survival, Survival World, Trading, two cities, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9469
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Dive into an open world experience where creativity and adventure thrive. Explore a vast landscape with endless possibilities, centered around two main cities bustling with life. These cities feature shops where you can trade and connect with fellow players. Whether you’re here to build, explore, or just enjoy a laid-back Minecraft experience, our server offers a straightforward, nofrills environment perfect for all types of players.

Open 1.19.4 survival world with random wild teleport using /rtp

nbs music, proximity voicechat using plasmo voice mod. linked on discord

Cracked support

Versions: 1.19.4 + Java

And so much more!

Join us and start your adventure today!

georgypop.secton.org

Vanilla SMP – Where mediocrity is the norm, just like your gameplay!

Active players, AudioPlayer, Bluemap, build contests, city building, Community Projects, cozy cottage, Discord, Dragon Elytra Drops, gameplay, global player base, Grief Protection, high-quality community, latest features, Mediocrity, Nether Exploration, norm, PVP Event, redstone engineering, respectful players, server-wide events, Simple VoiceChat, smp, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4922
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Farms Harvested:	959	Astral Projections Made:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Animals Bred:	68
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Ordinary SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information	Vanilla \| Java 1.21 \| Whitelisted
Server Version	1.21 – Always up to date
Player Base	Diverse, Global
Mods	– BlueMap – AudioPlayer – Simple VoiceChat – Dragon Elytra Drops

FAQ

Why Join Ordinary SMP?

Join us for a friendly and community-focused Minecraft experience with active and diverse players. We offer grief protection for builds and host server-wide events.

How do I Join?

Join us on Discord to get whitelisted and start playing on our server.

What kind of players are welcome?

We welcome builders, explorers, redstone engineers, and Minecraft enthusiasts of all kinds. As long as you’re respectful and active, you’ll fit right in.

The Block Party Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, anonymous admirer, anonymous crush, anonymous love, anonymous message, anonymous romance, BLOCK, concealed feelings, Covert Affection, Enigmatic Love, hidden, love, Minecraft, Mysterious Love, Mystery, No. 85641874, Party, Private Emotions, secret, secret admirer, secret message, Server, Unidentified Love, Unknown Admirer

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6876
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Star Shards Collected:	176	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most out-of-this-world server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored world! Our server is so wild that even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music when they explode.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold waiting for you to discover. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical portal that transports you to a land of talking animals and candy-coated mountains.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 😉🌈🦄🎉

Minecraft SMP – /pcbg/ – PC Building General

1080p, 12VHPWR, 1440p, 2160p, 4K Editing, ATX 3.0, Budget, BUILD ADVICE, building, Coolers, Country, CPU, DDR4, ddr5, gaming monitors, gaming setup, general, GPU, High FPS Gaming, Intel Raptor Lake, Minecraft, monitor specs, Motherboards, pc building, pcbg, Power Delivery, psu, RAM, RTX, rx, smp, SSD, Upgrade Advice

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8378
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3907	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all your blocky adventures!

Join us for the most epic builds and upgrades, just like upgrading your PC with the latest and greatest components. Need advice on your build list? We got you covered, just make sure your monitor is up to par with our standards of excellence.

But beware of the dreaded 12VHPWR! Make sure you fully seat that connector or risk melting your connection like a lava flow. And don’t even think about using angled adapters, unless you want chaos to ensue.

We’ve got all the latest gossip on Intel Raptor Lake and RPL Refresh drama. Avoid the 13th and 14th gen CPUs like the plague, unless you want your game to crash harder than a falling anvil.

Looking for the perfect CPU for your Minecraft adventures? From HTPC browsing to extreme gaming, we’ve got the recommendations that will blow your mind. And remember, never settle for an iGPU-less CPU, unless you want your graphics to look as pixelated as a Steve skin.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just make sure your PC is up to snuff, or you might end up in a blocky nightmare worse than the Nether itself!

BlockyLoveTriangle

Apology, Asshole, BlockyLoveTriangle, Boyfriend, Breakup, cancellation fee, credit card, English, family, group date night, Grumpy, Late, Latino, RESERVATION, Rude, sister, spanglish, spoiled, sushi, wait staff, White

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9111
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Ores Mined:	920
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Void Gems Collected:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no Tyler-like characters ruining your fun!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero cancellation fees for reservations (because who needs that drama, am I right?). Our diverse community will have you laughing in Spanglish and building friendships that will last a lifetime.

Say goodbye to rude, ginger bbq wing-hating Tylers and hello to a world where the only thing breaking up is the blocks you mine. So come on over and join us, because life’s too short to deal with real-life drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world!

DinoDreams Minecraft SMP

Brachiosaurus, Creature, DinoDreams, Dinosaur, dinosaur lover, dream, dream pet, Extinct, FANTASY, fantasy pet, favorite dinosaur, imagination, jurassic, Minecraft, name.., pet, prehistoric, pterodactyl, smp, STEGOSAURUS, T-Rex, triceratops, velociraptor

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1543
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Farms Harvested:	478
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride around on a T-Rex named Fluffy and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and of course, dinosaurs roaming around causing mayhem. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner dino tamer and conquer the Minecraft world, then this is the place for you! Who needs a horse when you can have a Velociraptor named Sparkles to ride into battle with? Join us now and let the madness begin!

StacksOnStacksMC

bills, Cash, cash flow, cash in wallet, cash on hand, Coins, Currency, currency in circulation, currency notes, finance, financial assets, financial resources., loose change, MONEY, paper money, personal finance, physical currency, pocket money, spending money, StacksOnStacksMC, wallet

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8746
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	8234
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Are you tired of being broke in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be a virtual millionaire with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold! Who needs real money when you can be rolling in virtual riches? Join now and live out your wildest dreams of being a Minecraft baller!