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UltimateMC – Funniest Ultimatums Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Controlling, dealbreaker, emotional manipulation, FUNNIEST, Honesty, love, Minecraft, partner, relationship, Respect, Server, toxic behavior, Trust, UltimateMC, Ultimatum, ultimatum advice, ultimatum experiences, ultimatum stories, Ultimatums, worst ultimatum

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	673
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4596
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring ultimatums from your partner like “clean the dishes or else”? Well, on our Minecraft server, the only ultimatum you’ll get is “build an epic castle or else face the wrath of the exploding chickens!” Join us for a wild ride filled with insane challenges, hilarious pranks, and the chance to tame a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Who needs a partner when you have a Minecraft server this crazy?

KidneyCraft: Boundaries Edition

Boundaries, boundary issues, Edition, emotional boundaries, family conflict, family disputes, family dynamics, family loyalty, family obligations., Family Support, kidney failure, Kidney Transplant, KidneyCraft, life choices, organ donation, personal boundaries, personal sacrifice, personal well-being, self-care, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, strained relationships

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8488
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Love Letters Sent:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in setting boundaries and protecting your well-being, just like our player who refused to donate a kidney to their brother!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can explore endless worlds, build magnificent structures, and maybe even find a kidney donor in the process (just kidding, we don’t actually provide medical services).

Our server is filled with friendly players who understand the importance of self-care and saying no to toxic relationships. So come on in and let’s build a kidney-shaped castle together (just kidding again, that would be weird).

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sacrificing your virtual kidneys or anything else. Play on our server and remember, it’s all fun and games until someone asks for a kidney transplant!

CraftyKids Minecraft Server

child abuse, children’s rights, controversy, CraftyKids, criminal justice, cultural norms, Ethics, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, iraq, law, Legal System, legalize, legislation, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, morality, pedophilia, public outcry, religious beliefs, Server, sexual exploitation, Social Issues

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1177
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

haha, u think that’s cray cray? well, come join our minecraft server where we have a law that can legalize riding pigs as a mode of transportation! yep, u heard me right, forget about horses, pigs are the new way to get around in our world.

but that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. they have special powers and can trade you the rarest items in exchange for your soul (just kidding, they actually just want emeralds).

oh, and did i mention we have a haunted mansion in the middle of the map? legend has it that if you spend the night there, you’ll be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. but watch out, he’s a bit explosive when he gets excited.

so come join us on our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). see you there, pig riders!

CraftyKyivWarriors

aggression, Border dispute, border skirmish, Conflict, CraftyKyivWarriors, cross-border attack, Diplomatic tension, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, military intervention, Moscow, POLITICAL CRISIS, RETALIATION, russia, security breach, sovereignty violation, territorial violation, Ukrainian forces

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4049
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Zombie Dances:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Secret Passages Found:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	New Chunks Explored:	322049
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	23

Yo, so like, u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior and launch cross-border attacks like the Ukrainians did into Russia? Well, guess what, on our server u can do just that! We got crazy battles, epic raids, and all the chaos u could ever want. Join now and be part of the madness! Plus, our admins are like wizards who can make ur wildest Minecraft dreams come true. So what u waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

BPA Boys & Blockheads

autism, bisphenol A, Blockheads, Boys, BPA, cells, chemical exposure, developmental disorders, environmental toxins, food packaging, health risks, higher levels, Mice, neurodevelopmental conditions, new analysis, people, Plastics, Pregnant Women, research findings, small studies, urine samples

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	774
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	118	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more plastics and autism than you can shake a stick at! our levels of bisphenol A are through the roof, just like our crazy adventures. we have pregnant women peeing out BPA like it’s nobody’s business, all to create the most epic gaming experience for you.

we’ve got studies in people, cells in a dish, and even mice getting in on the action. who knew autism could be so fun? come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town. plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a bunch of plastic-loving, autism-inducing gamers like us? it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Aqua’s Almighty Minecraft Server

Almighty, Anime, Aqua, Aquas, digital entertainment, entertainment industry, Gaming, higher powers, Idol, internet culture, Japanese media, less than 50%, Minecraft, online personalities, ownership, Server, streaming, talent agency, virtual idols, virtual reality, Virtual talents, virtual world, Vtuber, Yagoo

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8097
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Villages Defended:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the owners actually own more than 50%? Well, look no further because on our server, Yagoo owns less than 50% – talk about a power struggle! Join us for epic battles between Yagoo and the rest of the staff as they fight for control of the server. Will Yagoo finally take over or will the rebellion prevail? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen. Plus, we have flying pigs, diamond-encrusted llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the madness!

RighteousMC SMP – When You’re Right, You’re Mining!

Absolute, Accuracy, acknowledgment, affirmation, Agreement, Certainty, confirmation, Correct, CORRECTNESS, Indisputable, Mining, right, RighteousMC, smp, sureness, Truth, Undeniable, unquestionable, validation, Youre

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4788
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Ores Mined:	1958	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens throwing eggs at players, and villagers breakdancing in the town square.

Our server is the only place where you can find diamond ore that sings show tunes, and where the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. Not to mention, our Nether is filled with lava that tastes like hot sauce and ghasts that shoot fireballs shaped like emojis.

If you’re tired of boring old vanilla servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive Herobrine himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin! Remember, when you’re right, you’re right…but when you’re on our server, you’re in for a crazy good time!

BoyfriendBedtimeBattles Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime routine, Boundaries, BoyfriendBedtimeBattles, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Frustration, individual needs, living together, Minecraft, nighttime routine, personal space, personal time, pet care, quality time, relationship, Respect, self-care, Server, sleep routine, Understanding, work schedule

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4631
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of sharing a bedroom with someone who falls asleep at 8:30pm? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with late-night shenanigans and no bedtime restrictions!

On our server, you won’t have to brush your teeth in the dark or tiptoe around trying not to wake up your partner. We have plenty of virtual bathrooms with doors and lights that won’t disturb anyone’s beauty sleep.

Don’t feel guilty for staying up past 8pm anymore! Our server encourages you to stay up as late as you want, no sad sighs or guilt trips allowed. And if your partner tries to force themselves to stay awake just to keep you company, we’ll have a virtual intervention to set things straight.

Join now and experience the freedom of staying up past bedtime without any judgment or restrictions. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and exploring virtual worlds all night long? Let’s make bedtime a thing of the past on this hilarious Minecraft server!

NoNudeNoDiam0nds

aita, artist, Boundaries, creepy, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, family functions, family pressure, favor for work, high school sweetheart, husband’s uncle, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate request, NoNudeNoDiam0nds, Painting, personal boundaries, refusing to pose nude, support career, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9383
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Hey gamers! So I stumbled upon this Minecraft server and let me tell you, it’s wilder than your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs fly (literally, they have wings), diamonds rain from the sky, and the creepers do the cha-cha slide instead of exploding.

But wait, it gets even crazier! One time, a player’s pet parrot started rapping Eminem lyrics and the villagers formed a flash mob to dance to it. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a roller coaster that launched you into a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bonkers as a squirrel on a caffeine high, then join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even get to pose nude for an artist uncle…just kidding, we draw the line at flying pigs.

BlockbusterFlicks

all-time favorite movie, BlockBusterFlicks, classic film, comfort film, comfort movie, cozy movie night, favorite movie, feel good movie, go-to movie, movie binge, movie buff, movie comfort food, movie escape, movie lover, movie marathon, movie night, movie night in, movie nostalgia, movie pick-me-up, movie recommendation, movie therapy

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4393
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ores Mined:	3192
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of watching your comfort movie for the 100th time? Well, it’s time to switch things up and join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because we have a secret underground movie theater where you can watch your favorite comfort movie while fighting off creepers and zombies! Imagine watching The Lion King while fending off a horde of skeletons – talk about a cinematic experience! So come join us and experience movie night like never before on our epic Minecraft server!

JewSlayerCraft

anti-Jewish, anti-Semitic, anti-Semitic author, anti-semitism, Belgian author, dangerous rhetoric, death threat, discrimination, extremism, extremist views, harmful ideologies, hate crime, Hate Speech, incitement, intolerance, JewSlayerCraft, prejudice, racism, violence, violent threats, Xenophobia

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4536
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Star Shards Collected:	66
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the only rule is to build the craziest and most outrageous structures ever? Well, this server is the place for you! We once had a player who built a giant toilet that actually flushed, it was epic! And don’t even get me started on the time someone created a roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava, talk about a wild ride! Plus, we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen, like seriously, it’s like a war zone out there! So come join us and let your creativity run wild, just don’t forget to watch out for the flying pigs, they’re everywhere!