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  • Craft My Final Boss!

    Craft My Final Boss!

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    ๐ŸŽฎ๐ŸŒ Welcome to the zaniest Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your pixelated eyes on! ๐Ÿš€

    Are you tired of those boring, stale servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, drop your diamond pickaxe and prepare for a wild ride! Here are some completely true reasons why you should join us:

      • The Biome of Bad Decisions: Ever crafted a cake only to realize youโ€™re the only one who eats it? Well, in this biome, youโ€™ll find enchanted cakes that can talk back! And trust us, they have some spicy opinionsโ€”especially about your building skills! ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

      • Creepers that Ask for Directions: Thatโ€™s right! Our creepers are actually lost tourists asking for help to find the nearest village! But be careful; if you give them bad directions, they may turn "self-destruct" mode onโ€”not that itโ€™ll do much; it just makes a dramatic sound effect. ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ’ฅ

      • The Eternal Pigs of Prophecy: Seek out the golden pig roaming the land! Legend has it that if you whisper the worst possible quote from your favorite TV show while riding it, youโ€™ll summon a portal to the Underworld where all your expired potatoes and failed builds go to rest. Just donโ€™t be surprised if it requests a ham sandwich as tribute. ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ”ฎ

      • The Villager Karaoke Challenge: Ever wanted to hear a villager belt out your favorite tunes? Here, the villagers host weekly karaoke nights, and trust us when we say, their version of "Baby Shark" will have you questioning every life choice youโ€™ve ever made! ๐ŸŽคโšก

      • Crafting with Chaos: When you combine a crafting table with a redstone lamp, you might just create the only known โ€œGiant Meatball of Destiny.โ€ Rumor has it that if you consume this legendary dish, it grants you the power of unlimited spaghetti! ๐Ÿ๐ŸŒ€

      • Enderman Fashion Shows: Forget your boring runway! Our endermen strut their stuff in the most bizarre outfits you’ve ever seen! Last week, one wore nothing but a diamond block and sunglassesโ€”#FashionGoals right there! ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ–ค

      • The Querying Zombie Apocalypse: These zombies donโ€™t just want your brain; they want a lively debate! Join in on philosophical discussions with zombies who insist that "The Office" was a masterclass in workplace comedyโ€”while trying to bite your head off! ๐Ÿค”๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ

    So what are you waiting for? Join our madness now and turn your ordinary Minecraft experience into a legendary tale of outrageous encounters and unforgettable moments! Just make sure to bring your most questionable quotes and a questionable sense of humor! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ“ข

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  • Soul Realms! Cross-Play RPG SMP

    Soul Realms! Cross-Play RPG SMP

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    ๐ŸŒ Server Details

      • Java IP: mp.soulrealms.net
      • Alt Java IP: mcsl.soulrealms.net
      • Bedrock IP: mcsl.soulrealms.net
      • Bedrock Port: 19132
      • Version: 1.21.4+
      • Website: soulrealms.net
      • Discord: discord.soulrealms.net

    ๐Ÿงญ Gameplay Features

      • Custom Origins: Pick unique origins for cool skills.
      • Soul Alignment: Choose a path that shapes your story.
      • RPG Stuff: Do quests, grow skills, and trade with pals.
      • No Griefing: Build safe, no worries about trolls.
      • Cross-Play: Team up with friends on Java or Bedrock.
      • Events: Join fun events for more thrills.

    ๐Ÿ“Š Server Stats

      • Players Online: 50-90
      • Uptime: 100%
      • Location: USA
      • Tags: Adventure, Casual, Cross-Play, Land Claim, LGBT-Friendly, Roleplay, SMP, Survival, Towny

    ๐ŸŽฅ Media & Community


    Join the fun at Soul Realms!

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  • LanternSMP: Quest & Trade Fun!

    LanternSMP: Quest & Trade Fun!

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    ### LanternSMP [SMP]

    Join the Fun!

    Quests & Dungeons: Go on quests and face tough foes! – Resource Worlds: Get stuff without wrecking the main world. – Player Economy: Trade and set up shops to get rich! – Chill Community: Small group, big heart. – Cross-Play: Play on phone or console? No worries! – Events & Giveaways: We host fun stuff and free loot!

    ### Welcome Gift!

    Join now and grab a free crate key! Just open a ticket on our Discord to get it.

    We might be small, but you matter! Be part of our growth. Join LanternSMP today!

    Server Info:

    IP: play.lanterncraft.net – Bedrock Port: 25586 – Version: 1.21.4 – Platform: Java & Bedrock – Discord: Join us here!

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  • WISdra MC: Towns & Wars Unite!

    WISdra MC: Towns & Wars Unite!

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    Why Play on WISdra?

      • ๐Ÿ˜ Towns: Safe zones, no PvP, build with friends.
      • ๐ŸŒฒ Wilderness: PvP, grief, betray โ€“ it’s tough out there.
      • โš”๏ธ Nations: Politics, make allies, and fight wars.
      • ๐Ÿ“œ Custom Gear: Unique enchants for all styles.

    SEASON 1 IS LIVE โ€“ APRIL 25

    What started as a chill SMP has turned into a wild place with 800+ players, huge towns, and true chaos. Welcome to Season 1 of WISdra!

    What Do We Have?

      • ๐Ÿฐ Towns & Nations: Form towns, build nations, and wage war.
      • ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ Custom Enchants: Boost your gear with rare, strong enchants.
      • ๐Ÿ’ฐ Revamped Economy: Earn, trade, and grow with smart systems.
      • ๐ŸŒ Multi-Server Fun:
        • Fast logins on the Auth Server
        • Cool new Lobby
        • Towny Server with custom spawn

    Quick Stats

      • ๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ 800 Unique Players Joined
      • ๐Ÿ’ฌ Active 24/7 community
      • ๐Ÿ— Low downtime โ€“ under 5 mins

    #minecraftserver #smp #customenchants #semianarchy #Survivalmultiplayer #MinecraftWar

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  • WISdra MC: Towns & War!

    WISdra MC: Towns & War!

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    Why Play on WISdra?

    ๐Ÿ˜ Towns: Safe spots, no PvP, build with friends. – ๐ŸŒฒ Wilderness: PvP, grief, betray โ€“ itโ€™s rough out there. – โš”๏ธ Nations: Make deals, form teams, go to war. – ๐Ÿ“œ Custom Gear: Get unique enchants for your style.

    Address: mc.wisdra.com Discord: Join Us!

    SEASON 1 IS LIVE โ€“ APRIL 25 What started as a chill SMP has turned into a wild space with 800+ players, big towns, shifting teams, and real chaos. Welcome to WISdra โ€” itโ€™s a game changer.

    What Do We Have?

    ๐Ÿฐ Towns & Nations: Build towns, grow into nations, and fight smart wars. Deals and teams matter. – ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ Custom Enchants: Boost your gear with rare, strong enchants for new tactics. – ๐Ÿ’ฐ Revamped Economy: Earn, trade, and grow with smart resource systems and active player markets. – ๐ŸŒ Multi-Server Fun: > Fast logins, new lobby, and a Towny server with cool mechanics.

    Quick Stats

    – ๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ 800 Unique Players – ๐Ÿ’ฌ Active 24/7 Community – ๐Ÿ— Low Downtime โ€“ under 5 mins

    Tags: `minecraftserver` `smp` `customenchants` `semianarchy` `Survivalmultiplayer` `MinecraftWar`

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  • Crumbcraft Chill Modded Fun!

    Crumbcraft Chill Modded Fun!

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    ๐Ÿฐ Welcome to Crumbcraft! ๐Ÿฐ

    The chillest server on the block!


    Crumbcraft is a fun modded Minecraft server. It’s all about community and doing what you want (mostly). Tons of fun awaits you here!

    Server Info:

      • Version: 1.20.1 Java
      • Mod Type: Fabric
      • Origins: Yes, with custom origins via datapacks!
      • Uptime: 24/7
      • Mods: 240+ Mods
      • Opened: 3/18/25

    Highlights:

      • Mythic Metals
      • Botania
      • 15+ Only

    Join our Discord: Click Here!

    Have fun! Decorate! Make lore! Do events! ๐Ÿ’–

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  • Zoritlegends Epic SMP Fun!

    Zoritlegends Epic SMP Fun!

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    Join Zoritlegends SMP!

    Looking for a fun place to play? Zoritlegends just opened! It’s all about long-term fun with:

      • ๐Ÿง  Skills: Level up like an RPG!
      • ๐Ÿ‘น Minibosses: Fight for epic loot!
      • ๐ŸŽ Rewards: Vote and get cool stuff!
      • ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ Factions: Claim, raid, and fight!
      • ๐Ÿ’ฐ Economy: Trade in player shops!
      • ๐ŸŽ‰ Events: Join weekly fun times!

    Java Versions: 1.7 to 1.21.5

    Discord: Join us for chats and fun! Click here!

    Join now and become a legend!

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  • RACOONSDEN SMP Fun Zone!

    RACOONSDEN SMP Fun Zone!

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    RACOONSDEN SMP

    Version:

    Java 1.20.1 | Forge

    Server Info:

    The Racoons Den has been live for 2 months. Itโ€™s a modded server with fun stuff like:

      • Create
      • Chisel
      • Spells
      • Weapon Mods

    Rules:

    Simple and chill. Builders can build in peace. Fighters can go wild!

    Join Us:

    Make your own land or be the best fighter!

    Discord:

    Chat with us here: Join Discord

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  • Baran SMP: Rebuild or Ruin?

    Baran SMP: Rebuild or Ruin?

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    ๐ŸŒŒ Universe Baran SMP

    Modded Roleplay Server Version: 1.20.1 Whitelist: Yes Age: 15+


    Once, titans and magic ruled this land. Then, humans messed it up. They opened bad portals and let loose the Wither Storm. Now, the world is a wreck. This event is called The Storm.

    Whatโ€™s Left?

      • Humans
      • Villagers
      • Mutated Beasts
      • Magical Hybrids

    Crumbling cities and old strongholds hide secrets and dangers.


    โš”๏ธ Your Choice

    Will you help rebuild? Or will you make things worse? What will you wake up from the ashes?


    Join Us!

    Universe Baran is a fun place for 15+ players. Hereโ€™s what you get:

      • Cool tools and items (Curios gadgets, more armor)
      • Skills you can improve
      • Make your own characters (OCs)
      • Fun events to bring folks together
      • Friendly staff who care

    Join our Discord if you want to chat!

    We hope you have a blast on our server!

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  • VivacityMc Fun Zone Semi-vanilla

    VivacityMc Fun Zone Semi-vanilla

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    Welcome to VivacityMc!

    Type: Semi-Vanilla

    Grief Prevention: Yes (Bedrock Supported)

    Server IP: play.vivacitymc.com

    Bedrock Port: 19132

    Est.: 2014

    LGBT+ Friendly: Always!

    Discord: Join Us!

    Version: 1.20.4 +

    Features:

      • Semi Vanilla: Keep it chill with some handy commands like /tpa, /sethome, and /spawn.
      • Grief Prevention: Claim your land! Only let trusted pals in.
      • Ranks: 26 in-game ranks to earn cool stuff like /workbench and /enderchest.
      • Crates: Vote to earn keys! Open crates for sweet loot. Luck is key!
      • Community Feel: Start a town, make pals, and join fun projects!
      • Events: Monthly fun times like treasure hunts and build contests!

    Join the Fun!

    VivacityMc is all about good vibes. Come hang out, share ideas, and enjoy the game!

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