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PizzaRuiner Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9387
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4930
New Chunks Explored:	50128	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7124
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds, like, you won’t find this kind of treasure anywhere else, I swear!

And get this, our server has a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers, like, how cool is that?! Plus, we have a secret pizza party every Friday night where we try out crazy toppings like pickles and gummy bears, it’s so random and hilarious!

So if you want to join a server that’s full of surprises and non-stop fun, then come join us and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it, it’s gonna be lit AF! #pizzaforlife 🍕🔥🐉

Blocky Banter

Analysis, Backlash, bad, banter, blocky, Community, critique, ctrl+f, Disappointment, discussion, Eiyuden, Expectations, Feedback, Gaming, lack of results, letdown, Opinions, reception, Results, RPG, search, video games

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5827
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	362
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Magic Items Found:	2545
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Votes:	4692

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and even build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server in existence – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeper’s Diversity Den

acceptance, appreciation, CHANGE, Community, compassion, CraftyCreepers, Den, Diversity, Empathy, Experience, Gratitude, Help, Humanity, Kindness, perspective, prejudice, racism, realization, stereotype, Support, transformation, Unity

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2960
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

> Be me, just your average anti-Mexican dude, thanks to /pol/ and good ol’ Trump

> Driving home late at night, raining cats and dogs

> Of course, I get a flat tire, because why not?

> Trying to channel my inner mechanic, I struggle to get the spare tire out from under my SUV

> Suddenly, a wild Mexican man and his son appear, like guardian angels in a beat-up truck

> They swoop in and change my tire in record time, like some sort of tire-changing ninjas

> In that moment, my entire worldview shifts – these Mexicans showed me kindness when my own kind (white folks) couldn’t be bothered

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about breaking stereotypes and spreading love, join us! We may not change your tires, but we’ll definitely change your perspective!

Rollerblades vs Longboard Wars

Adventure, Athletic, city, commuting, Country, Cruiser board, Decision making, discrimination, Exercise, Fast, FITNESS, Flexible, Fun, Longboard, nimble, outdoor activities, Rollerblades, Transportation, Traveling, Urban mobility, Warning, Wars

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9097
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mines Excavated:	1246
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7475
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Are you tired of slow and boring transportation options in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all nimble, flexible, and fast travelers! And don’t worry, we have a strict no unathletic fat niggers policy to ensure only the most athletic and agile players can join our ranks. So hop on board and experience the thrill of zooming through our virtual world at lightning speed! Join now or miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Mom’s Vtuber Server: Where Moms are Forced to Stream Minecraft

Anime, Community, Content Creation, COSPLAY, Entertainment, family involvement, forced, FORCING, Gaming, internet celebrity, LIVESTREAMING, Minecraft, moms, Mother, ONLINE, Pekomama, Pics, Server, Stream, streaming, trope, virtual, Vtuber, vtuber’s trope

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2118
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Dragon Scales Harvested:	494
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Mines Excavated:	1175	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride as we force Vtuber’s mothers to stream their gameplay. That’s right, you’ll get to watch Pekomama herself battle creepers and mine for diamonds while you play alongside her. Can you think of a better Vtuber’s trope? We didn’t think so. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some epic adventures and hilarious moments. And don’t forget to post those Pekomama pics – we can never have enough!

Haters Gonna Craft

Community, Craft, culture, discussion, dislike, Entertainment, everyone, games, Gaming, Gonna, hate, Haters, love, Mainstream, Media, Niche, Opinions, Popular, Preferences, Social, trends, unpopular opinion, video games

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	846
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games and features? Look no further, because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Or how about participating in a dance-off with a group of friendly creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco, where players can show off their best dance moves while surrounded by sparkling diamonds.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, once you’ve been to our server, you’ll never want to leave!

Crafty McCraftface: Where the Real Happening is Happening!

#bigmoment, #bringiton, #cantwait, #eventoftheyear, #finallyhere, #gamechanger, #GetReady, #historyinthemaking, #letsgo, #momentous, #readyforit, #realhappening, #thisisit, anticipation, buzzing, Crafty, Epic, EXCITEMENT, Happening, hype, McCraftface, real, Thrilling, UNMISSABLE

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	577
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	4122	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, get ready for the server that will have you saying “LOL” in no time! This server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly near it!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure bacon! Fight off hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot on a stick! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of emerald blocks!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens! And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Stacys and Lanky Lads Minecraft Server

alpha male, beta male, Chad, Crafty, DATING, envy, first date, Friend, hookup, Jealousy, Lads, lanklet, lanky, Masculinity, Minecraft, relationships, Server, short girl, social dynamics, Stacy, Stacys, Stereotypes, Tall, tall guy, unemployed, Universe

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9637
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the lankiest of lanklets can score with a Stacy on the first date! Our Chads live in a universe where the laws of physics don’t apply and where diamond swords are just a fashion accessory. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to prove that even the most unlikely hero can come out on top. Who needs a job when you can conquer the virtual world with your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of swagger? Come join us and see why this server is the place to be for all the cool kids (and lanklets) in town!

Crafty Kooky Krew: Where Minecraft meets questionable conspiracy theories!

anti-semitism, Bigotry, Conspiracy, Crafty, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnicity, hate, Historical conflicts, ignorance, injustice, intolerance, Jews, Kooky, Krew, meets, Minecraft, prejudice, Questionable, racism, Religion, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Supremacy, theories, white men

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1076
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Star Shards Collected:	212
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Animals Bred:	90
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! Join us and witness epic battles between Jews and white men as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will the Jews finally get their revenge on those pesky white men? Or will the white men prevail and build the biggest, baddest castle you’ve ever seen? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server. So come on, join the madness and see who comes out on top!

LOLcraft: AFL vs ESL Server

AFL, American First Language, bilingualism, Communication, education, English Second Language, esl, language acquisition, language acquisition theory, language development, language education, language learning, language learning resources, language learning strategies, language proficiency, language skills, Language Teaching, linguistic, linguistic diversity, LolCraft, multilingualism, Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6267
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Votes:	1599
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94

Are you tired of boring old English-speaking servers? Do you want to join a server where AFL (American First Language) is the norm? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us and experience the wackiness of trying to communicate with players who speak AFL as their first language. It’s like playing Minecraft in a whole new dimension where words are twisted and sentences are turned upside down. But hey, who said Minecraft had to be easy?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary AFL-speaking villagers who will trade you the most bizarre items you’ve ever seen. From upside-down pickaxes to inside-out armor, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness of AFL in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become fluent in this strange language by the time you leave!

Evil Steve’s Funhouse: Why So Evil?

Antagonist, antagonist character, corrupt, Cruel, Dark, dark intentions, Diabolical, Evil, evil behavior, funhouse, IMMORAL, MALEVOLENT, malevolent actions., Malicious, Nefarious, Sinister, sinister motives, Steves, Twisted, Villain, villainous deeds, Wicked

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	770
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Star Shards Collected:	150	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is run by a literal evil genius who is always plotting diabolical schemes to keep you on your toes! Join now if you dare to face challenges like navigating a maze filled with exploding chickens or battling a horde of zombie pigs riding on flying creepers. And don’t worry, our evil overlord promises not to unleash any more killer bunnies… for now. So come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this twisted world of mayhem and madness!