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VomitVoyage Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1704
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Dimension Hops:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43

OMG you guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I was building a house and a creeper came out of nowhere and exploded my whole base, but it was so funny I couldn’t stop laughing. And then we had this epic battle with a bunch of skeletons and zombies, and I swear I saw a baby zombie riding a chicken, it was wild!

But the best part is the community, everyone is so hilarious and we have the weirdest conversations. Like one time we were talking about the worst times we threw up, and let me tell you, some of those stories were insane. Like this one guy said he threw up in his friend’s shoe at a party, and then his friend wore it without knowing, it was so gross but we couldn’t stop laughing.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and you’ll never be bored, you have to come play with us. Just be prepared for some crazy adventures and lots of laughs, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyCatastrophe

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7983
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	236767	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the only griefing you’ll experience is from our resident prankster, Steve the Creeper! He loves to sneak up on unsuspecting players and blow up their creations for a good laugh. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Looking for a challenge? Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon that has been known to challenge players to epic dance battles. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of diamonds and bragging rights for life.

And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at our exclusive mini-game, “Sheep Jousting.” Grab a saddle and a stick and ride your trusty sheep into battle against other players. The last sheep standing wins a lifetime supply of wool and the admiration of all the other players.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have exploding creepers, dance battles with dragons, and sheep jousting? It’s the worst time of your life, but in the best way possible!

”NoMoreCreepers Minecraft Server”

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8997
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3451	Alien Abductions:	2
Farms Harvested:	165	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of the sad state of English soccer? Looking for a place where the players actually have some grit and love for the game? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where the players wear their virtual shirts with pride, show off their skills, and actually play some soccer (well, Minecraft soccer at least).

Say goodbye to the disappointment of real-life soccer and hello to a world where the only thing you’ll be resigning from is your boring old server. Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s kick some blocky goals together!

4 Years Old Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7186
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of playing on those lame servers with outdated hardware? Join our Minecraft SMP where our server is over 4 years old and still kicking butt with only 8gb of RAM! It’s like the Benjamin Button of servers, getting better with age. Plus, for the low low price of $699, you can join in on the fun and experience the power of our ancient but mighty server. Who needs those fancy new AMD/Kiketel firehouses when you can have the OG server that defies all odds? Join now and witness the legend of the unstoppable Minecraft SMP server!

BaggageBrawlCraft

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9416
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	7

Are you tired of losing your precious carry-ons to sneaky friends and family members? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we promise that no one will ever steal your virtual items! Join us and never worry about losing your loot again.

Plus, we have a special feature where if someone tries to take your items, a giant virtual dragon will swoop in and protect your belongings. It’s like having a personal bodyguard for your pixelated possessions!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you embark on epic quests and build magnificent virtual creations. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (and you won’t have to worry about anyone taking your stuff)!

EnerGizerMC SMP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1040
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Votes:	4674

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the power of virtual energy crystals that will give you an instant boost whenever you need it! Our server is powered by a secret blend of Red Bull and unicorn tears, guaranteed to keep you hyped up and ready to conquer any challenge that comes your way.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our SMP is home to a rare breed of zombie chickens that lay golden eggs filled with diamonds. So not only will you have endless energy, but you’ll also be rolling in riches in no time!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most electrifying Minecraft community out there!

Pet to Pupper

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8030
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Votes:	6394	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pet paradise!

Join us and watch as your pet’s name transforms from Fluffy to Fluffzilla, from Fido to Firebreather, and from Whiskers to Whiskertron 3000! Our server is so wild that your pets will undergo a complete transformation, becoming powerful beings that will help you conquer the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pet Olympics, where your pets can compete in events like the 100-meter fetch, synchronized swimming, and extreme parkour. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bones and fish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and witness the epic evolution of your pets. Who knows, maybe one day your pet will become the ruler of the Minecraft universe!

MileiCraft: UNhypocrisy

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3430
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ARGENTINA’S PRESIDENT MILEI as our honorary guest!!! he’s sick of the UN’s BS and he’s here to take down all the hypocrites with his diamond sword!!! watch as he builds a wall around spawn to keep out all the haters and trolls, while he gives epic speeches about freedom and justice!!! join now and be part of the revolution, because on this server, we don’t play by the rules – we make our own!!! #MinecraftRevolution #DownWithTheUN #FreeDiamondSwordsForAll

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5334
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Votes:	6301
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Void Armor Forged:	27
Secret Passages Found:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the pixelated mountains. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to turn all the zombies into friendly villagers who do your bidding. Plus, you’ll get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes and enchanted golden apples!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident llama, Larry. He’s a real party animal and loves to lead players on wacky adventures through the Nether. Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor because things can get pretty crazy around here!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

Shower Everyday Other Than Rare Occasion Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5634
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	New Chunks Explored:	636189
Farms Harvested:	898	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magic Items Found:	6703	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where taking cold showers is not only encouraged, but mandatory! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the icy water will give you superhuman strength and agility in-game. Plus, it’s a great way to keep the creepers at bay – they hate the cold!

But that’s not all – we also have a strict shower schedule that must be followed. Failure to shower at least once a week will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity. Trust us, you don’t want to end up there – the ghasts throw some killer parties, but they have terrible hygiene.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure, where the showers are cold and the stakes are high. Who knows, you might just emerge from the depths of the mines a stronger, cleaner, and more shower-savvy player than ever before!

Sing4TheCash

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	974
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and you could win a whopping 1 million dollars just by singing a song perfectly! That’s right, just belt out those tunes and you could be rolling in cash!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, all your wildest Minecraft dreams will come true!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – every full moon, the creepers on our server break out into a synchronized dance routine that is truly a sight to behold. You won’t want to miss it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft millionaire!

Fuel Fiasco: Navy Oops

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4129
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

So, like, this server is like a total blast, dude. Picture this: the US Navy Oiler is cruising along, minding its own business, when BAM! It runs aground like a total noob. Now the Carrier Strike Group is all like, “Oh snap, we need fuel, like, NOW!” So they have to scramble and stuff to find fuel for their ships.

But here’s the twist – on this server, YOU get to be the hero! You can, like, help the Carrier Strike Group find fuel by going on epic quests and battling crazy mobs. And, like, maybe you’ll even discover a secret underground fuel depot or something.

Plus, there’s, like, a totally rad community of players who are always down to team up and have a good time. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? It’s, like, the most epic adventure ever, dude. So come on and join the fun!

15 Minute City Fun

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	605
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Votes:	5170
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where time is the only factor in future city planning! we have developed a tool to measure how close our cities are to being a 15-minute city, but watch out for the significant inequalities along the way!

you never know what crazy adventures await you in our wacky world. build your own 15-minute city and rule over it with an iron fist (or diamond sword, whatever floats your boat).

but be warned, the other players are not to be underestimated. they will stop at nothing to sabotage your city and steal all your precious resources.

so what are you waiting for? join now and show everyone that you are the ultimate city planner in the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever!