VomitVoyage Minecraft SMP

vomit stories, regurgitation, vomiting, unpleasant experiences, embarrassing moments

OMG you guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I was building a house and a creeper came out of nowhere and exploded my whole base, but it was so funny I couldn’t stop laughing. And then we had this epic battle with a bunch of skeletons and zombies, and I swear I saw a baby zombie riding a chicken, it was wild!

But the best part is the community, everyone is so hilarious and we have the weirdest conversations. Like one time we were talking about the worst times we threw up, and let me tell you, some of those stories were insane. Like this one guy said he threw up in his friend’s shoe at a party, and then his friend wore it without knowing, it was so gross but we couldn’t stop laughing.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and you’ll never be bored, you have to come play with us. Just be prepared for some crazy adventures and lots of laughs, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyCatastrophe

difficult times, resilience, worst time, emotional turmoil, CraftyCatastrophe

Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the only griefing you’ll experience is from our resident prankster, Steve the Creeper! He loves to sneak up on unsuspecting players and blow up their creations for a good laugh. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Looking for a challenge? Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon that has been known to challenge players to epic dance battles. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of diamonds and bragging rights for life.

And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at our exclusive mini-game, “Sheep Jousting.” Grab a saddle and a stick and ride your trusty sheep into battle against other players. The last sheep standing wins a lifetime supply of wool and the admiration of all the other players.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have exploding creepers, dance battles with dragons, and sheep jousting? It’s the worst time of your life, but in the best way possible!

”NoMoreCreepers Minecraft Server”

Players, Soccer, resignation, lack of love, lack of grit

Are you tired of the sad state of English soccer? Looking for a place where the players actually have some grit and love for the game? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where the players wear their virtual shirts with pride, show off their skills, and actually play some soccer (well, Minecraft soccer at least).

Say goodbye to the disappointment of real-life soccer and hello to a world where the only thing you’ll be resigning from is your boring old server. Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s kick some blocky goals together!

Better BreadSMP Fun Zone

Uberenchant plugin, small server, QOL plugins, No hacking, GSit plugin

Better BreadSMP

Welcome to Better BreadSMP!

A small, chill group of players just here to have a blast on Minecraft.

Join Us!

Run /discord in-game to hop into our Discord!

Server Features

QOL Plugins:
- GSit
- Uberenchant
- Essentials (for /home)

Rules to Follow

No griefing
No stealing
No hacks or cheats (including Xray)

Be cool to us, and we’ll be cool to you!

Let’s keep it fun and friendly!

verycoolserverbtw.falixsrv.me

Hardcore SMP: No Pay Win Fun

immersive multiplayer gameplay, community-driven development, Fun, Dynamic Land Claiming, Engaging Community Events

Hardcore SMP

Welcome to Hardcore SMP! This is the best spot for hardcore survival fun, both for Java and Bedrock. No world wipes here! Just pure, raw Minecraft with some cool extras.

Key Features

🪙 Player-Driven Economy No shops! Players trade with each other. Get coins by beating mobs and looting chests. Use our auction house to buy and sell!
🏠🔐 Land Claiming Claim your land! Keep your bases safe from griefers. Add friends to your claim, but if you die, your claim goes bye-bye!
✨ Custom Items
- Crowbar: Use it once to grab a mob spawner.
- Soup of Life: Eat it to get an extra heart. Buy these with coins!

No Pay-to-Win

We keep it fair! Only one rank, VIP, and it’s just for looks. No game perks. You can revive if you die, but it resets your stuff. Think of it like a new account.

Join Us!

To join, use the server address hardcore-smp.com. If you’re on Xbox, PlayStation, or Switch, add HardcoreSMP as a friend to join.

Community

Join our Discord to chat and hang out! Invite link: Join Discord

Get ready for some epic gameplay!

Indecis Network: Faction Clash!

10k x 10k overworld, indecis network, base building, fast-paced seasons, TNT mechanics

INDECIS NETWORK

Supports: 1.7-1.21 Season 1 Starts Today!

Get ready, folks! Whether you’re a Factions champ or a newbie, this is a fresh start for all. Time to build, defend, and smash foes. Join the fun!

Launch Time: 🕒 3 PM EST / 8 PM BST

What is Factions?

Minecraft Factions is a fun mode where players team up or go solo to fight for power. Claim land, build bases, and battle other factions. Your goal? Expand your turf, gather loot, and team up or go to war to be the top faction!

Top faction? Check the /f top leaderboard!

General Info

Seasons: 8 weeks long. Fast-paced fun!
Grace Period: 7 days of peace. No raiding, so set up your base!
Faction Size: 15 members max.
Obsidian: Breaks with 3 TNT hits.

Worlds

Overworld: Huge 10k x 10k area.
Nether: Hot 7k x 7k block world with vanilla vibes.
End: Explore a 7k x 7k zone.

Grace Period Rules

Flying & TP: Disabled for the first 15 mins.
Raiding: No TNT, Creeper Eggs, or Withers for 7 days.

Join now and make your mark!

play.indecis.net

TrademarkMC: Epic Survival Fun

mmo skills, QoL Additions, creative challenges, Adventure Awaits, crafting and building

Welcome to TrademarkMC

This is a cool server for all you block fans out there! It has a fun mix of stuff to do:

Custom survival fun
MMO skills to level up
Claim your land
Fight unique mobs
Trade with other players
Epic PVP battles
Nice quality of life perks

The world is made just for you with cool spots and things to find. And guess what? There’s more on the way!

play.trademarkmc.net

Ryans Minecraft Server Fun Zone

Block Building, discord server, friendly players, Minecraft Gameplay, Anticheat System

Ryans Minecraft Server

Welcome to Ryans Minecraft Server!

This place is fresh and just got made a few days ago. It’s all about fun and chill vibes. Here’s what you need to know:

Server Info

IP: ryansmcserver.cc
Rules: Check out the rules in our Discord. It’s smart to read them before jumping in!

Features

/set home: Save your spot!
/tpa: Teleport to friends!
Anti-cheat: Keep it fair!

Join Us!

Come play Minecraft the way it was meant to be played! Grab your pals and let’s build some cool stuff together!

See you in-game!

ryansmcserver.cc

Jerry’s SMP: Fun and Chaos!

24/7 online, Jerry’s SMP, ultimate survival experience, building grinding surviving, Friendly & Active Community

Jerry’s SMP

Welcome to Jerry’s SMP! The place for fun, chaos, and good vibes.

Server Info:

Gamemode: Survival
Online: 24/7
Versions: All Minecraft Versions
Platform: Java and Bedrock

Cool Features:

Friendly Community: Chill with nice folks.
Grief Protection: Keep your stuff safe.
Economy & Shops: Trade and buy.
PvP Zones: Fight if you want.
Events & Quests: Join in on the fun.
Custom Items: Get unique loot.
No Pay to Win: Fair play for all.

Whether you like to build, grind, or just hang with pals, Jerry’s SMP is the spot for you!

Join Us:

IP: play.jerrysmp.fun
Discord: discord.gg/realjerry

play.jerrysmp.fun

Prosper Prison: Rise & Shine!

competitive community, Climb the ranks, OP Prison experience, Rank A to Z, build your empire

Prosper Prison

Grind. Escape. Prosper.

Welcome to Prosper Prison, a next-level OP Prison world where the climb from Rank A to Z is just the start! This place is packed with fun tools, cool rewards, and a community that loves to compete and create.

Key Features:

Rank Up from A to Z Work your way through 26 ranks, each one more fun than the last.
Prestige System Go past Z and face new challenges and get sweet bonuses.
Custom Enchants & Explosive Pickaxes Power up your tools and mine like a pro.
Player Plots & Shops Make your own space, run a store, and be a tycoon.
PvP Zones & Duels Show off your gear and skills in action-packed PvP fights.
Crates, Kits & Daily Rewards Fair and fun for all players – no pay-to-win here!
Weekly Events & Leaderboards Compete, win, and leave your mark each season.

Whether you want to climb the ranks, build your empire, or crush it in PvP, Prosper Prison gives you a polished, fun, and community-driven vibe.

Join Us!

IP: play.prosperprison.com Website: prosperprison.net

play.prosperprison.com

Worst Time

Better BreadSMP

Join Us!

Rules to Follow

Hardcore SMP

Key Features

No Pay-to-Win

Join Us!

Community

INDECIS NETWORK

What is Factions?

General Info

Worlds

Grace Period Rules

Welcome to TrademarkMC

Ryans Minecraft Server

Features

Join Us!

Jerry’s SMP

Server Info:

Cool Features:

Prosper Prison

Key Features:

Join Us!