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GoatSMP

Cross-Play, Survival, survival multiplayer factions creative skyblock minigames economy roleplay pvp adventure towny pixelmon prison factions vanilla modded tekkit technic feed the beast hexxit

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3388
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

[1.21.1] GoatSMP is one of the most fun smps in the world with the most customized plugins! We have added custom origins for the most unique play experience.

goatsmp.pufferfish.gg

Disastrous Fall Minecraft Server

accident prone, awkward fall, clumsy, clumsy moment, comedic fall, ddfag, DISASTROUS, disastrous fall, embarrassing fall, epic fail, Fail, Fall, funny fall, hilarious fall, Minecraft, painful fall, pratfall, PROTIP, public fall, Server, slip and fall, trip and fall, unforgettable fall, unfortunate fall

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6779
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! We guarantee that you will never experience a more disastrous fall than ddfag, because on our server, the falls are so epic they’ll make you question your entire existence.

Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures that will make you pee your pants in fear. Our server is so intense that even the bravest players have been known to run away screaming like little babies.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine, and mysterious portals that will transport you to alternate dimensions where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most chaotic, hilarious, and mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, you can’t beat ddfag’s fall, but you can certainly try!

Browns Are Ruining Technology Minecraft SMP

Browns, computer glitches, computer issues, digital dilemmas, digital disruptions, hardware defects, hardware malfunctions, innovation obstacles, IT challenges, IT problems, long tail, Minecraft, negative impact, Ruining, ruining technology, smp, software bugs, software problems, system failures, tech issues, tech troubles, technological issues, technological setbacks, Technology

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6412
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	24	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of those pesky browns ruining all your high-tech gadgets and gizmos? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict anti-brown policy! No more brown blocks messing up your redstone contraptions or brown sheep eating all your crops. Join us and say goodbye to the tyranny of the browns!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay diamond eggs and summon armies of feathered warriors to do its bidding. Will you be able to tame this mighty fowl and harness its incredible powers for your own gain?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on the back of a giant turtle that swims through the endless ocean of Minecraft? That’s right, every time you log on, you’ll be riding on the shell of a massive reptile as it navigates the treacherous waters of the blocky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other, where the browns are kept at bay, chickens reign supreme, and turtles are your trusty steeds. See you in game!

TV Troubles Minecraft Server

aita, autism, bedtime routine, Blame, broken TV, children, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict, discipline, discipline techniques, Frustration, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Son, supervision, troubles, water damage

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7634
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2025	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	2012	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4810	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you can escape into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant statue of a creeper that accidentally blew up half the server! Or the time a group of players tried to ride pigs off a cliff, thinking they could fly like in the game.

But that’s not all – our server is so addictive, even a toddler with a spray bottle couldn’t tear themselves away! Just like how one player’s son went on a rampage, spraying water all over their TV while they were busy putting their other kids to bed. Talk about a waterlogged TV drama!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like broken TVs, angry boyfriends, and streaky screens. It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!

BabyBlockBully

baby names, BabyBlockBully, BLACKPINK, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Disrespect, Drama, emotional, friendship, Kpop, Lisa, Motherhood, Opinions, parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, Self Respect, Support, VALUES

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	170
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server where we have more drama than a kpop fan feud!

We have a player named Stephen who is obsessed with a virtual Lisa from BlackPink, and he’s causing more chaos than a creeper explosion. But don’t worry, our pregnant player is ready to kick him out faster than you can say “redstone.”

Join us for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where even naming your in-game baby can lead to a showdown. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

attractive, AttractiveAF, attractiveness bias, beauty privilege, beauty standards, beauty struggles, being attractive, body image, discrimination, double standards, Harassment, horrible experience, Jealousy, Minecraft, objectification, people, reddit, self esteem, self worth, smp, societal pressure, Stereotypes, unwanted attention

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5868
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3273
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Love Letters Sent:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of being constantly harassed by mobs in Minecraft just because you’re too good-looking for your own good? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience a world where being attractive actually works in your favor – mobs will be too busy admiring your beauty to attack you! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon has a crush on anyone with a high level of attractiveness, so you might just win the game by being too good-looking. So come on, join us and show off your stunning looks in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

NightmareCraft

Adrenaline Rush, anxiety, bone-chilling, chilling, Darkness, eerie, fear, ghostly encounter, goosebumps, hair-raising, Haunted, heart-pounding, Horror, Nightmare, nightmare fuel, NightmareCraft, Panic, sleepless night, spine-tingling., spooky, Terror

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2599
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Falling into the Void:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Have you ever been chased by a horde of angry creepers while trying to build your dream castle? Or had a run-in with a zombie horde that just wouldn’t quit? Well, fear no more because on our server, we guarantee that the only thing you’ll be running from is laughter! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the fun begin!

CUBEVILLE – Vanilla 1.5.2 Minecraft Server

Discord, Islands, Limited World, logs, Minecraft, Ocean, Plugins, rules, Server, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Farms Harvested:	917
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

A pure vanilla server with a minimal set of plugins.

The world is limited to 2500 blocks in each direction, as well as a bunch of small islands and a giant ocean.

Each player has access to logs `/co i`

P.s. Before you come in, please read the rules, they are available on Discord.

cubeville.fun:25786

LuckyGem: The Server Where Diamonds Are So Last Season! Join Now for a Gem-tastic Adventure!

active community, Adventure, apply, awesome builds, Build Competitions, Community, Diamond Economy, diamonds, Discord, Donations, Friendly, Gemtastic, Join, Land Claim, LuckyGem, Mature Community, nether tunnel highways, No Economy, no teleporting, player-built, responsive staff, Season, Server, smp, Staff Team, trusted community, Uhc, weekly competitions, weekly events, Whitelisted

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6101
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Void Armor Forged:	26	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

LuckyGem SMP Overview:

Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Version	1.21
Plugins	None
Whitelisted	Yes
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, you must apply via our Discord. Click the link above to join.
Are there any game altering plugins?	No, we do not use any game altering plugins on our server.
Is teleportation allowed?	There is no teleporting plugin. You can travel by foot or use the nether tunnel highways for faster travel.
Is there an economy plugin?	No, we do not have an economy plugin. You can claim a stall and participate in a trust-based diamond economy.
Is there a land claim plugin?	No, you can simply find a free spot, mark it out, and start building.

Cocky Trans Minecraft Server

acceptance, Cock, Cocky, consequences, dignity, discrimination, gender, Identity, LGBTQ, Lust, Minecraft, personal choices, relationships, Respect, self destruction, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-destructive behavior, Server, Sexuality, shame, society, Trans, Transgender

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4481
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Potions Brewed:	115
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually care about your personal life choices? Well, look no further! Join our server where being trans and lusting after cock is not only accepted, but encouraged!

We have a special TNT event where you can blow up your entire life in a virtual world and still come out on top. Who needs respect or dignity when you can have a blast (literally) with your fellow players?

Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!