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Blocky High: The Worst Drug

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1156
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
New Chunks Explored:	687835	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual drug that will have you hooked from the first block you mine!

Join us for a wild ride where the only side effects are uncontrollable laughter and a sudden urge to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy as you are, so you’ll fit right in!

But be warned, once you start playing on our server, you may find yourself staying up all night, neglecting your real-life responsibilities, and dreaming about pixelated creepers chasing you through the streets. But hey, who needs sleep when you can be having this much fun?

So come on, join us on this wild adventure and experience the most addictive Minecraft server you’ll ever play on. Just remember to take breaks to eat and drink water… or not, we won’t judge!

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6684
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Crops Grown:	5694	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Votes:	4001
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things hilarious and wacky!

Join us and become part of a community that thrives on telling outrageous stories and then gooning to them in-game. Whether you want to share a tale of how you accidentally turned your pet pig into a flying unicorn or how you built a giant statue of a potato, we want to hear it all!

But that’s not all – we have epic events like “The Great Chicken Race” where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest around the track (spoiler alert: it’s always chaotic and hilarious).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some ridiculous memories together!

GoodMorningCraft SMP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on this epic SMP where the pigs ride on saddles, the creepers wear top hats, and the zombies break out into dance numbers when the sun goes down.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most powerful weapons in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Unicorn Sheep, whose wool is said to grant wishes (or at least make a really cozy sweater).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). See you in the pixelated world!

CreeperBoundariesGoneWrong

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3025
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5537

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape creepy online “friends” like Mike and just have a blast building and exploring with fellow gamers!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with hilarious antics and epic battles against virtual creepers (not the human kind, thank goodness). We promise not to pressure you into changing your username or giving out personal information – unless you want to, because hey, we’re all about consent here.

So come on over and block out the negativity like a pro player, because on our server, the only thing creeping you out will be the monsters lurking in the shadows. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together – no facetime required!

ForestFrights Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6333
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Emeralds Found:	2893

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the scariest thing you see is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further, because on our server, the forest is full of surprises! From giant spiders riding on the backs of skeletons to trees that come to life and chase you down, you never know what you’ll encounter in our enchanted forest. Join now if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

ManlyMineMoments

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3443
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	22	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is the only place where you can live out your wildest fantasies of pig jousting while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing if they land on a pile of diamonds or a pile of…well, let’s just say it’s not diamonds.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join ours and experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ZelenskyyCraft: No Mercy for Duda!

Conflict Resolution, Crisis, Diplomacy, duda, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, humor, international relations, jokes, leadership, mercy, mercy call, military strategy, Négotiation, peace talks, Politics, Russian retreat, satire, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2698
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, Zelenskyy himself pops up in the chat! He’s all like, “Yo, Duda needs our help, but I’m too busy playing Minecraft to save the day.” And you’re just like, “What the heck? This server is wild!”

Join our server for all the crazy adventures, like battling Russian invaders with Zelenskyy, building peace treaties with Duda, and maybe even finding a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers give hugs. Trust me, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a llama into battle alongside Zelenskyy himself. The possibilities are endless!

SoyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2155
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything unique or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare. Yes, you heard that right – llamas! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, guarded by a fierce army of flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Oh, and did we mention that if you eat too much soy in your diet on our server, you’ll turn into a giant block of tofu? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BasedChudVsIntRannyMinecraftSMP

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5022
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old basic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by engaging in intense political debates and international discussions. Are you a based /pol/ack chud ready to dominate the server with your superior intellect? Or are you a /int/ranny cringe BBC sissie looking to prove your worth in the virtual world? Either way, this server is the perfect place for you to show off your skills and make some enemies along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyBnBSnitch

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6260
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	87

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine staying at a Minecraft Bed and Breakfast in the Highlands of Scotland. The walls are thin, just like in real life! If you talk too loudly, the players in the rooms next to you will hear everything. It’s like a virtual reality experience!

We have family rooms filled with toddlers, children, teenagers, parents, and even a grandmother from Italy. But beware, they might knock on your virtual door and offer you virtual drinks and ice cream. Who knows what they’ll do next? It’s a virtual rollercoaster of emotions!

And just like in real life, drama unfolds in the virtual world. You might hear virtual banging on your virtual walls, virtual crying, and virtual shouting in Italian. But don’t worry, the virtual police will come to investigate and take the virtual troublemakers away.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning if you’re overreacting or just having a blast!

UnlearnableCraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5895
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Emeralds Found:	1802

Join our Minecraft server and learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our expert llama trainers will teach you how to communicate with these majestic creatures using only your mind. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of llama language and become the ultimate llama whisperer!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic llama races across treacherous terrain, compete in llama beauty pageants judged by celebrity llamas, and even embark on daring llama rescue missions to save stranded llamas in distress.

So why wait? Join our server today and unlock the mystical world of llama whispering! You’ll never look at these fluffy creatures the same way again.