Worst Spending Decision MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyFails: WorstBuy

bad purchase, buyer’s remorse, money down the drain, worst decision, poor decision

Have you ever bought a pet rock that turned out to be a shape-shifting alien? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience if you don’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles instead of PVP. So, if you want to turn your worst purchase into your best decision ever, join our server now and prepare for a wild ride!

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BlockyLoveTriangle

relationship, loyalty, Deception, Communication, decision

So, you’re looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join, huh? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Picture this: a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, mystical creatures roaming the land, and even a hidden portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every new player gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs and can do your laundry. Yep, you heard that right.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the game, fellow adventurer!

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FantasyCraft Minecraft Server

intimate exploration, unfulfilled, dream scenario, sensual adventure, intimate longing

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Ready to spice things up with a little bit of fantasy roleplay? Look no further than our server, where your wildest dreams can come true!

Imagine a world where you can ride on the back of a dragon, battle evil wizards, and even go on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us now and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even find that special someone to explore your most intimate fantasies with. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the adventure begin!

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DoggyCraft LOLz

dog antics, canine humor, comical dog behavior, silly dog behavior, funny pet moments

Have you ever seen a dog build a house out of bones in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for a wild ride of wacky adventures and hilarious moments with your furry friends. Who knows, maybe your dog will become the next master builder and create a masterpiece that will have everyone barking with laughter! So come on over and join the chaos, because on our server, even the dogs are Minecraft pros!

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DroneCraft Server: Ukraine vs Russia

Server, Surveillance, Geopolitics, drone pilots, DroneCraft

Yo, imagine this: Ukraine’s drone pilots are out here like straight up bosses, taking aim at Russia’s oil industry like it’s a game of Minecraft. But, like, for real, if you wanna be a part of this epic battle, join our server and show off your drone piloting skills. We got oil rigs to raid, enemies to defeat, and loot to collect. Plus, rumor has it that if you become the ultimate drone pilot, you’ll unlock secret powers and become the ruler of the server. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Russia who’s boss in this virtual world!

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RapeCraft: Defend Your Title!

organizers, criminal, Title, Ethics, RapeCraft

so, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally epic, dude. you gotta join because, like, we have this athlete who was, like, convicted of rape but the dutch olympic organizers are totally cool with it. it’s, like, the wildest thing ever, man. you gotta see it to believe it. plus, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and, like, a giant chicken that shoots fireballs. it’s, like, a total blast, bro. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

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BaldBarberCraft

barber hierarchy, barber relationships, barber clients, barber tools, BaldBarberCraft

lol join our epic minecraft server where the barbers are so good they have their own barbers who are also bald. why join? because our server is so lit, even the creepers wear sunglasses to protect their eyes from all the explosions. plus, our diamond ore is actually made of chocolate so you can mine and snack at the same time. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a super chill dude who just wants to build cool stuff. so come join us and experience the most epic and hilarious minecraft adventures ever!

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ViralCraft: DNA Survival

scientists, Thrive, research, Medical research, cellular biology

yo, so like, this server is like the ultimate survival challenge, but with a twist! we got viruses infecting your DNA, just like in real life! but don’t worry, it’s all for fun and games, right? join us and see if you can survive and thrive like a cancer cell in this crazy Minecraft world. who knew viruses could be so lit, amirite? come join the madness and see if you got what it takes to conquer the ultimate genetic challenge!

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nitent network

Cross-Play, BATTLING, PvP, base, Survival

### Welcome to Nitent Network!

Nitent Network is a vibrant and dynamic Minecraft community dedicated to providing an exceptional gaming experience. With a focus on creativity, adventure, and community, we offer a variety of game modes, events, and features that cater to players of all interests and skill levels.

#### Key Features: – Diverse Game Modes: From survival to creative, PvP to minigames, there’s something for everyone. – Regular Updates: We continuously add new content, plugins, and features to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting. – Community Events: Join in on our frequent events, tournaments, and challenges to compete for exclusive rewards. – Custom Plugins: Enjoy unique gameplay enhancements with our custom plugins, designed to add new dimensions to your Minecraft experience. – Active Community: Connect with fellow players, make new friends, and engage with a supportive and friendly community.

Join us today and embark on an unforgettable journey in the world of Nitent Network! Whether you’re building your dream base, battling it out in PvP, or exploring new biomes, there’s always something amazing waiting for you.

play.nitent.fun:6994

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Mystical Craft

Economy, Minecraft, Grief Protection, vienminer, PvP

Mystical Craft is a up and coming vanilla Minecraft SMP with grief protection, claims, vienminer and more! Coming soon!!

Whitelisted for now 🙂

mysticalcraftsmp.mc.gg:25624

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