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Locked In Minecraft SMP

boxed in, Captive, confined, confined area, confined space, detained, enclosed, hemmed in, Imprisoned, incarcerated, ISOLATED, LOCKED, Locked In, locked up, Minecraft, Restricted, restricted movement, shut-in, smp, Stuck, Trapped, unable to escape, unable to get out

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4000
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Potions Brewed:	110
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way out is to beat the Ender Dragon with a carrot? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas that will only open once you’ve completed the ultimate llama obstacle course!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of exploding chickens that drop diamonds when you feed them TNT. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink sheep that grants wishes to anyone who can shear it without laughing.

So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back.

UncleBob’sFuneral Minecraft Server

401k, bills, Catholic, Communication, distant relatives, family, financial stress, financial struggles, Funeral, funeral attendance, funeral etiquette, Grief, house payments, large family, loan, Marriage, Minecraft, mourning, relationships, Server, Support, uncle, UncleBobsFuneral

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8502
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	135	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial stress in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about mortgage payments or electric bills. And the best part? No annoying relatives showing up uninvited!

Forget about driving 12 hours for a funeral – on our server, you can send virtual flowers and gifts to show your love and support. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any performative family gatherings, unless you count our epic in-game events!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to financial ruin and family drama. It’s time to relax, build, and have a blast with our awesome community of players. Trust me, it’s way more fun than dealing with your wife’s distant uncle drama!

UncleBlockerZ

blended families, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family loyalty, Family Values, generational differences, parental expectations, Parental Pressure, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, streaming culture, UncleBlockerZ

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8126
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to mend broken relationships and bring siblings back together in the most unexpected ways.

Imagine a world where your uncle tasks you with the mission of reuniting estranged siblings through the power of Minecraft. Will you be able to convince Sasha and Evan to stop ignoring their younger siblings and bring harmony back to the family? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon where you have to battle evil mobs to save the day!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might just end up being the hero that brings a family back together, all while having a blast in the world of Minecraft!

SelfImprovementMC SMP

CHANGE, habits, mindset, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-image, self-improvement goals, self-transformation, SelfImprovementMC, smp, transformation

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2388
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to level up your skills and become a Minecraft pro? Join our SMP and transform yourself from a dirt-digging peasant to a diamond-wearing king! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of wild creepers. So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure and change your Minecraft destiny, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary enchanted pickaxe of infinite durability!

DisprovenEduminecraft

Beliefs, critical thinking, curriculum, Debunked, disproved, DisprovenEduminecraft, education, Evolution, fact, History, knowledge, learning, Lifetime, Misconception, Misinformation, Myth, Outdated, progress, School, Science, Truth

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5833
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Are you tired of boring old school facts that turn out to be total lies? Well, join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everything you thought you knew is turned upside down!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and mind-bending challenges that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. From flying pigs to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get the chance to uncover the truth behind all those school facts that turned out to be total BS. Did you know that the Earth is actually shaped like a giant banana? Or that gravity is just a conspiracy created by the government to keep us all grounded?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most hilarious way possible!

CraftyCommiesWarDronez

#classified information, #covert operations, Aerial Reconnaissance, arms race, China, CraftyCommiesWarDronez, defense industry, Espionage, intel sources, international relations, military alliance, military capabilities, military cooperation, military technology, Project, russia, secret war drones, strategic partnership, Surveillance, technology transfer, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5941
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dimension Hops:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got secret war drones straight outta Russia chillin in China! Intel sources be sayin’ these drones be flyin’ around causin’ chaos and blowin’ stuff up! Join us if u wanna be part of da action and help control these insane war machines! Who needs regular ol’ Minecraft when u can be playin’ with war drones, amirite? Join now before Putin finds out and shuts us down!

Shroomy Mindcraft: No Atheist-Believers

altered states, atheism, AtheistBelievers, belief status, belief systems, Cognitive Effects, cognitive enhancement, cognitive perception, Consciousness, Entities, hallucinogens, mind perception, mind-altering substances, mindcraft, Perception, psilocybin, psychedelic experiences, psychological effects, religious beliefs, research, Shroomy, spirituality, study

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6317
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	501
Secret Passages Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3909
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Animals Bred:	158
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	17

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got psilocybin mushrooms growing like crazy in the virtual fields! you wanna boost your mind perception while building epic structures with your virtual friends? well, look no further cuz we got you covered!

we got a recent study that found out that taking these trippy mushrooms will make you see things in a whole new light, but don’t worry, you can still be an atheist if you want! we ain’t gonna force no beliefs on you, just come have a good time and expand your mind while crafting and mining like a boss!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s get weird together! who knows, maybe you’ll even have a spiritual awakening while fighting off creepers and zombies. ain’t no other server like ours, so come on and join the fun!

Wet and Dark Minecraft Server

autumnal vibes, cold and damp, comfort food, cozy indoors, cuddle weather, Dark, dark season, gloomy days, Hibernate, Hygge, indoor activities, long nights, melancholy mood, Minecraft, rainy days, rainy weather, seasonal affective disorder, self-care, Server, staycation, warm blankets, wet, wet season, winter blues

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	343
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Ores Mined:	5481	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Dive into the wet and dark world of our server where it’s always hibernation season… for the players! That’s right, forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be too busy cozying up in your virtual bed all day long. But don’t worry, we’ll wake you up for some epic virtual snowball fights and hot cocoa parties. Join now for the ultimate hibernation experience!

Battlefield Drag Minecraft SMP

#youtube, battlefield, challenge, commentary, DRAG, Entertainment, Fail, funny, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, internet, meme, Minecraft, reaction, Ridiculous, ridiculous video, smp, social media, UNBELIEVABLE, Video, viral

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1703
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	103	Void Gems Collected:	39
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually play the game like a normal person? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for insane battles where you can literally drag your enemies through the battlefield like a boss. Forget about swords and armor, all you need is a good grip and some serious upper body strength.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon with a mustache and the creeper that tells dad jokes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just be sure to stretch those arm muscles before you log on!

AngryCraft SMP

aggravation, AngryCraft, annoyance, Enraging, exasperation, Frustration, fuming, incensed, infuriating, irksome, irritable, Irritation, livid, mad, maddening, Peeved, provoking, RAGE, smp, Upset, vexation, wrathful

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7103
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of getting griefed by random players on other servers? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no griefing” policy because our admin is actually a wizard who will turn griefers into chickens with a flick of his wand. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for all players to use. So come join us and let out all your anger by slaying dragons and building giant statues of yourself in our world!