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  • CringeRhythm Minecraft SMP

    CringeRhythm Minecraft SMP

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    Yo, fellow block heads, gather ‘round and let me tell you about this absolutely bonkers Minecraft SMP that’s just begging for your noob-tastic presence! Like, imagine if a bunch of creepers and your grandma had a dance party, but then she forgot the chicken pot pie in the oven and it exploded into a million diamonds. Yup, it’s that level of chaos!

    First off, we’ve got a giant rubber duck made of obsidian that quacks in 8-bit whenever there’s a full moon. Why? Nobody knows! But you better join because last time it sang the “Gummy Bear” song and turned everyone into villagers for a whole week. You’ll need to learn all the secret villager dance moves just to fit in, bro!

    And let me not forget the legendary cursed beacon that grants wish! But beware! You don’t just wish for diamonds or to end the hunger games—no, no! You might accidentally wish for a pet llama named Steve that sings “Baby Shark” every time you try to sleep. Sweet dreams, right?

    Oh, and speaking of dreams, we’ve got these funky biomes! One is literally just made out of giant cat memes! Imagine crafting with meme blocks while an army of TikTokers tries to steal your enchantment table. It’s like a survival game but if survival involved a lot of screaming and crying at pixelated skeletons who ONLY shoot pointy arrows of disappointment!

    And you know what else? Each time someone doesn’t feed the server’s pet pig named Sir Oinksalot, he blasts the most cringe-worthy lyrics that’ll haunt your dreams! Like, “I’m in love with the shape of you” will echo through your soul as you try to mine for emeralds—your life will never be the same again!

    Plus, we have an annual potato Olympics where players compete in the most ridiculous potato-related challenges—last year, someone tried to ride a potato into the Nether, and let’s just say… we’re still looking for Steven, the guy who wore a potato sack as armor. RIP Steven, forever in our hearts (and back at spawn).

    So, if you wanna get cringed out, dance with your grandma, and maybe lose a few brain cells while trying to be the King of Pigs, this Minecraft SMP is your new home! Don’t join if you can’t handle the spicy memes, the cringe, and the glorious chaos! Just remember: you may come for the blocks, but you’ll stay for the absolute insanity. We’re all mentally deranged here, and it’s fabulous! See ya in the world of blocks and awkwardness! 🥔💥

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  • LyricallyChallengedCraft

    LyricallyChallengedCraft

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    Are you tired of mining and crafting in the same old boring world? Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only moved to the beat of the worst song lyrics ever made! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued as the player tried to sneak past them while dodging their awkward dance moves?

    If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. And guess what? You could be the next member of this elite squad!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • Warped Donkey SMP — Chill Craft

    Warped Donkey SMP — Chill Craft

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    🌈 Warped Donkey SMP

    Type: Semi-Vanilla Community: LGBTQIA+ Friendly Access: Whitelist Map: Bluemap Status: Fresh Wipe Season: 2


    Welcome to Warped Donkey!

    Warped Donkey is a chill server inspired by hermit-craft. It’s all about fun and good vibes. Here’s what you need to know:

      • No Griefing: Keep it friendly.
      • No Land Claiming: Share the love.
      • Bluemap: Easy world nav.
      • Fair Play: No pay-to-win, no game-breaking stuff.

    Server Info

      • Opens: Monday, July 14th
      • Join Ingame: Get the link for Discord!

    Come hang out and build with us!

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  • Beyond Depth SMP [Modded] 1.20.1

    Beyond Depth SMP [Modded] 1.20.1

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    BeyondDepth Server [Modded] [SMP] {1.20.1}

    If anyone wants to play a cool modded Minecraft server, check this out! The server runs a Forge modded setup with a modified version of the Beyond Depth modpack by Blueversal. It’s a big pack, so it’s best for folks with strong rigs. Here are the deets:

    Server Status: 24/7

    Minecraft Version: 1.20.1

    Region: North America/Central Canada

    IP: 146.190.253.115

    Difficulty: Normal

    Max Players: 20

    Discord Invite: Join Here

    Join the Discord to grab the modified pack!

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  • SkyCloud [Network] {SkyBlock} Fun!

    SkyCloud [Network] {SkyBlock} Fun!

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    SkyCloud Network: SkyBlock

    Hello, gamers! 🌟

    SkyCloud is an upcoming SkyBlock server! The big day is just over a month away!

    Release Info

      • Date: August 23rd
      • Time: 3 PM EST

    What We Offer

      • Custom Fishing 🎣
      • Custom Economy 💰
      • Rewards for top island levels and values! 🏆

    Join Us!

    We are on the lookout for:

      • Island Leaders 🌴
      • Casual Players 😎
      • More Staff 👥

    Think you can make it to the top of our leaderboard?

    Join the Fun!

    Check us out at skycloud.gg!

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  • sVanilla SMP: Pure Sword Fun!

    sVanilla SMP: Pure Sword Fun!

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    sVanilla Survival

    Welcome to sVanilla Survival!

    Type: SMP | Mode: Semi-Vanilla Crossplay: Yes | No Crystal PvP: Yep


    Server Info

      • IP: corn.gg
      • Region: USA East
      • Founded: 2019

    Why Join sVanilla?

      • Fair Play Raiding: On sVanilla, players can play how they want. Grief, PvP, team up, or betray. Only the strong will last!

      • Melee Focused PvP: No crystals here! Old-school sword fights are the way. We have rules like no elytra in combat and an 8-second totem cooldown to keep it fair.

      • Quality of Life: We love vanilla but added some nice tweaks. Use teleport, ignore, and sethome commands for ease.

      • Bartering Economy: No plugins! Trade with other players for all your needs.

      • Large World: Explore a huge 300k overworld and 100k nether/end. Build far or near spawn, it’s your choice!

      • Permanent Map: Build today, and your work will last forever. No resets!

      • TNT Duplication: Use piston and slime TNT dupers to make tree farms or fun TNT machines.

    Join Us!

    Be part of a cool community that loves old-school sword-based fun. Welcome to sVanilla! Enjoy your Minecraft!

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  • Neuroshroud: Lost Realms RP

    Neuroshroud: Lost Realms RP

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    𝙉𝙀𝙐𝙍𝙊𝙎𝙃𝙍𝙊𝙐𝘿: 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘼𝘽𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙊𝙉𝙀𝘿

    “You were never meant to find yourself here…”

    Neuroshroud is a cool Minecraft roleplay set in a wild Multiverse. It’s full of old, broken, and lost game worlds. You will play as a lost soul from a strange place, wandering through a spooky and ever-changing land with other lost players.

    What You Get:

      • 🧠 Rich Lore & Unique Worlds
      • 🌍 Survival & PVE Focused on Exploration
      • 🗣️ Fun RP with Player-Driven Stories
      • 🔧 Modpack with Cool Upgrades
      • 🔐 Whitelisted & Active Staff
      • 👥 Close-Knit, Respectful Community
      • 🧩 Character-Driven Roleplay
      • 📜 Dynamic World Events

    We’re a fresh, whitelisted group looking for keen roleplayers and storytellers. If you want to survive and shape this world, come join us!

    Join our Discord!

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  • Totally Not Suspicious SMP Fun

    Totally Not Suspicious SMP Fun

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    TotallyNotSuspicious SMP

    🌟 Join the Fun!

      • Java Edition (Fabric)
      • Whitelist Required
      • Apply via Discord

    🔗 Apply Here: Join Us on Discord 📌 Read #waitlist-form → Open a ticket → Paste your answers.


    🌍 What’s New – Season 13:

      • Full custom world map made by Staff
      • Nations system (no plugins) for alliances, trade, war, or chill
      • Pure vanilla gameplay
      • No pay-to-win, no economy plugins

    💠 Who We Are:

    TotallyNotSuspicious SMP has been around since 2018. It’s all about fun, team play, and good vibes. Inspired by Hermitcraft, this place is for builders and friends. Everyone is welcome—no fuss, no drama. If you want to build and connect, you’ll fit right in!


    🧱 Core Server Features:

      • Diamond-only economy
      • Anti-Xray for safety
      • Simple Voice Chat mod
      • Discord ↔ Minecraft chat
      • Fun events + dragon fights
      • Suggestion forums + private ticket system
      • LGBTQ+ friendly, chill playerbase
      • North America hosting (low ping for US/EU)
      • Fair moderation—no bots

    🔁 Mini-Seasons:

    Held in June & December, lasting several months. Custom Fabric modpacks for space, magic, or themed fun, made by TheDeathlyCow.


    Join the fun, make friends, and build your world!

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  • Glorador Empire Roleplay SMP

    Glorador Empire Roleplay SMP

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    Welcome to Glorador!

    Step into a world where your story joins a grand tale. Glorador is a vanilla Java SMP with a twist — a vibrant Empire Roleplay at its core.

    Live Under the Empire

    Join a world led by an Empire that rules all. Work your way into the imperial government, be a noble in charge of your own town, or start a business to climb the ranks.

    Play Your Way

    In Glorador, you choose your path. Build, farm, trade, govern, or explore — the choice is yours!

    Features:

      • Jobs and government roles
      • Nobility & town leadership
      • Player-run economy
      • Vanilla survival gameplay
      • Lore-driven roleplay
      • Small, active community

    Join today! There is only one Empire… and it’s waiting for you.

    Server Info:

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  • SqueejCraft SMP Fun Zone!

    SqueejCraft SMP Fun Zone!

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    SqueejCraft SMP

    Version: 1.21.7 Type: Semi-Vanilla


    Key Features

      • Land Claims: Keep your stuff safe!
      • Chest Shops: Trade items with ease.
      • Remote Trading: Swap goods from afar.
      • Teams: Join forces with pals.
      • No Pay to Win: Fair play for all.
      • BlueMap: Explore with style.

    Server Info


    Short Description

    SqueejCraft is a chill SMP that cares about build freedom and smooth play.

    Long Description

    SqueejCraft.com is a hard mode, semi-vanilla SMP that sticks to what makes Minecraft great. It keeps the vanilla feel while adding cool stuff like homes, land claims, and more. The team works hard to give you a top-notch server with no bugs.


    Server Features

      • Vanilla view distance
      • Near vanilla simulation
      • 300k world border
      • Fast chunk loading
      • Large farm caps
      • No item cleaning
      • Redstone and mob farm friendly
      • Lightweight and future-ready
      • No resets

    Rules

      • Be nice
      • No hate
      • No hacks or xray
      • No griefing or stealing
      • Keep TPS in mind
      • No ads

    Join SqueejCraft for a fun and fair Minecraft experience!

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