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LyricallyChallengedCraft

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6887
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1771	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of mining and crafting in the same old boring world? Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only moved to the beat of the worst song lyrics ever made! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued as the player tried to sneak past them while dodging their awkward dance moves?

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. And guess what? You could be the next member of this elite squad!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GasPriceWars Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, Economy, efforts, ENERGY, foreign policy, gas prices, GasPriceWars, international relations, iran, Iran sanctions, low, Minecraft, Oil prices, Politics, russia, Russia sanctions, SANCTION, sanctions, Server, sources, united states, US, wsj

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9453
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	344
Falling into the Void:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life like trying to sanction russia and iran but failing because gas prices are too low, like what even is that logic? on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from crazy world leaders and their shenanigans. plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll unlock the power to control gas prices and bring peace to the world. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world, one block at a time!

CreeperCinemaGang

anti-semitism, Attack, Cinema, Community, CreeperCinemaGang, discrimination, France, hate crime, Incident, intolerance, Jewish, Minority, Paris, prejudice, Religious, Safety, solidarity, Support, violence, youths

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9290
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis server, man. It’s like, da craziest place in da Minecraft universe. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and zombies doin’ the cha-cha.

One time, a player found a diamond block and it turned into a real life diamond. True story, bro. And another time, a player built a roller coaster that actually took you to the moon. I know, sounds wild, right?

But wait, there’s more. We got secret dungeons filled with treasure, dragons that you can ride, and a hidden village where the villagers throw the wildest parties. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on all the insanity happenin’ on this server.

So come on, join us and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to discover something truly mind-blowing.

CraftyLoveMatch

Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compatibility quiz, compatibility test, CraftyLoveMatch, happier, love, Partnership, relationship advice, relationship communication, relationship compatibility, Relationship Counseling, relationship goals, Relationship Happiness, relationship success, relationship test, relationship trust, relationships, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3176
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Dragon Scales Harvested:	368	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5693	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

so, like, imagine this: u join this amazin’ minecraft server, right? and, like, u gotta pass this super important compatibility test before u can even start playin’. but, like, here’s the catch – if u don’t pass, u gotta marry the first person u see in the game.

but, like, don’t worry! because, like, our server is known for creatin’ the most amazin’ love stories ever. like, there was this one time where two players failed the test and ended up gettin’ married in real life!

so, like, if u wanna find true love or just have a good laugh, join our server now! who knows, maybe u’ll find ur soulmate or end up in a wacky love triangle. the possibilities are endless, dude!

FungiCraft: Resistant Roots

agricultural practices, antimicrobial resistance, commercial soil, compost, environmental contamination, Environmental Science, flower bulbs, fungal infections, fungal resistance, fungicraft, gardening, microbiology, Multidrug-resistant fungi, Mycology, plant diseases, plant pathogens, public health, resistant, Roots, soil contamination, soil health, soil-borne diseases, Sustainable Agriculture

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1763
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we have multidrug-resistant fungi found in commercial soil, compost, and flower bulbs! why would you want to join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally ate a mushroom that gave him superpowers! now he can fly around the map and shoot fireballs out of his butt! true story bro. so come join us and see what crazy adventures await you in our world of fungi and fun!

AncientMagic

AncientMagic, Bosses, custom abilities, Economy, FTB, leveling up, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Raids, Roleplay, RPG

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4561
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Always wanted to experience real and well made but at the same time simple and chill RPG server?

Join AncientMagic and: – Beat Bosses – Team up with other players and beat raids. – Level up – Use our custom abilities And many, many more.

ancientmagic.minehut.gg

Skyblock with Mods: Not Your Mama’s Vanilla Server!

backups, Community, Dedicated, Discord, encouraged, Info, Items, mamas, Modded, modpacks, Mods, NVMe, planned, RAM, regular players, ryzen, Server, Skyblock, Vanilla, Vote, Website

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9195
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Items Found:	3525
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	ATM9 To The Sky
Spawn	Player-created
Banned Items	Discouraged but not banned
Server Specs	64GB RAM, Ryzen 7600x, x2 2TB NVMe
Join Discord	Join Discord
Website	More Info

FAQs

Question	Answer
Who can join the server?	Anyone can join, just join our Discord to get started!
Are there banned items on the server?	Some items are discouraged but not banned.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, there are no kits or unfair p2w advantages.
How long will the server be up?	The server is planned to stay up indefinitely as long as there are regular players.

SisCraft Minecraft Server

character design, character transformations, cosplay inspiration, digital identities, fan reactions, fantasy world, final fantasy xiv, game graphics, Gaming Community, look like THAT, Minecraft, mmorpg, online entertainment, online gaming, Player Customization, Server, SisCraft, surprised reactions, unexpected appearances, Video game characters, virtual avatars, virtual reality, XIVsisters

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3770
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	9030	Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ores Mined:	8417	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, the XIVsisters look like absolute QUEENS! With their fabulous outfits and killer dance moves, you’ll never want to leave their side. Plus, rumor has it they have a secret stash of diamonds hidden somewhere in the server – if you can find it, you’ll be rolling in riches! So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure with the XIVsisters – you won’t regret it!

KinoCraft Minecraft Server

Cinema, film analysis, film critique, film discussion, film rating, film review, Kino, kino analysis, kino critique, kino discussion, kino rating, kino review, KinoCraft, Minecraft, Movie analysis, movie critique, movie discussion, Movie Rating, movie review, Server, was it kino

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1610
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Farms Harvested:	610
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, where the only way to defeat them is by throwing exploding sheep at them. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJ’s and the zombies are the dancers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can tame it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical bacon tree that grows crispy bacon strips instead of leaves.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams on ours? Come join us and see for yourself if it’s “kino” enough for you!

HOA Bus Minecraft Server

bus, Communication, Contact, Hoa, HOA fine, knock on door, letter, market, Minecraft, neighbors, new house, Note, phone number, property damage, Repair, resolution, response, river rock, Server, shared grass, SoD, Sprinklers, texas

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6312
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Runes Activated:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with neighbors who mess with your property! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic battles against pesky HOA members and unruly neighbors.

Picture this: you come home to find your shared grass area torn up and replaced with sod in the middle of summer. The audacity! But fear not, on our server, you can seek revenge by building a fortress made entirely of river rock to protect your precious land.

Take matters into your own hands as you strategize how to confront your neighbors in the virtual world. Will you send them a strongly worded letter demanding they fix your sprinkler head, or will you unleash a horde of angry villagers on their pixelated house? The choice is yours!

Don’t worry about the HOA breathing down your neck for the dead grass, on our server, we have your back. Join now and let the chaos unfold as you navigate the treacherous waters of neighborly disputes in the world of Minecraft!

HaircutCraft: NoFearKids

aita, anxiety, approachable, calming down, child’s emotions, child’s fear, child’s first haircut, child’s name, children, crying, fear, fear tactics, hair cutting, haircut anxiety, HaircutCraft, NoFearKids, parenting, pushing boundaries, refusal, staff room, tattooed

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7600
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Villages Defended:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the toughest of barbers can find a home! Just like the heavily tattooed, beard-sporting barber in this story, our server is full of unexpected surprises and wild adventures.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of cutting hair in a virtual world, where crying children are a common occurrence but fear not, we have safety measures in place to ensure everyone has a good time. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter a dad who believes in the power of intimidating barbers to calm his child down.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the chaos and absurdity of everyday life, just like this unforgettable barber encounter? Come join us and see what other wacky stories await you in our virtual world!