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Minecringe SMP: Awkward Adven-tures

personal experiences in intimacy, relationship bloopers, intimacy gone wrong, funny sex stories, sexual humor

🎮✨ Welcome to the most utterly bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your diamond pickaxe on, fam! Here’s why you NEED to drop everything, uninstall any semblance of a life you had, and join us on this pixelated adventure of madness! 🚀🌈

Epic Pizza Parties: You ever have a pizza delivered on your Minecraft world? Nah, me neither! But in this SMP, one time, a creeper sneezed and BOOM! – a pizza appeared! 🍕💥 We’ve got a special mod that turns all explosions into pepperoni pizzas… Disclaimer: Pizza might be a metaphor for diamonds or maybe even a giant cat. Who knows?
Dungeons of Doom: I once found a secret dungeon filled with endermen who were throwing a rager and inviting villagers! I showed up with my enchanted potato (it’s a thing, trust me) and we ended up doing the Macarena with them. 🤖💃 You could be a part of these insane dance-offs while crafting the next great block-based masterpiece!
Legendary Pets: Forget dogs and cats; we got a pet T-Rex named Steve who can carry you to the moon while also singing "Eye of the Tiger"! 🦖🌑 And he won’t even eat your face off, he’s only labeled as "dangerously affectionate." What’s better? He writes poems about your plays with obsidian!
Adventures in Lava: One time, I slipped into a pit of lava while trying to feed a pig a glowstone cupcake (again, who knows?), and instead of dying, I found a whole civilization of flamingo villagers who trade emeralds for roller skates! 🦩✨ Seriously, the deals are wilder than a nighttime in a haunted village filled with musical toasters!
Cursed Blocks: Did you know that we have a special block here that, when you mine it, gives you a random quantum result?! Like, one block might explode into 1,000 diamonds or turn your whole house into a gigantic cheese wheel! 🧀⚡️ Good luck keeping your entire fortress from becoming a Swiss delicacy!
Ultimate Drama: There’s a longstanding feud between Team Bedrockers and those pesky Dirt Gremlins. Last Saturday, an epic battle unfolded because someone stole the sacred Golden Shovel of Destiny! 💥⚔️ You gotta join and pick a side, or just be the chaotic neutral who throws cake at both parties while yelling “PIGS FLY!” for no reason!
The Great Weather Wars: The server has a malfunctioning weather machine that switches between snowstorms, tornadoes, and… spontaneous rain of donuts occasionally! 🍩🌪️ It’s a real mess, but that’s how we like it! Who wouldn’t want to build a cabin while dodging jelly-filled treats raining from the sky?

So, if you’re not convinced yet, I probably hate you. No but seriously, join this SMP where the blocks are as crazy as the people playing it, and where every moment is a vigorous trip through the warped funhouse of insanity. Don’t be boring, let’s be Minecraft legends together! 🚀💎🎉

Blocky Bagel Bonanza – Minecraft Madness

News, madness, Events, blue archive, Circles

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some wild reasons why you should join this server:

1. We have Previous Thread: where you can engage in intense discussions about the best mining techniques and building strategies. 2. Our Guides, Resources and useful links: will blow your mind with tips and tricks that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master. 3. Looking for some 4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shorts in Minecraft? Look no further, we’ve got it all! 4. Our Events: are crazier than a creeper explosion! Get ready for some intense battles and missions that will test your Minecraft skills. 5. And don’t even get me started on our Content: from Grand Assault to Limit Break Assault, we’ve got everything you need for an adrenaline-pumping Minecraft experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Hot Blocks & Pickup Lines

Confidence, relationship advice, self improvement, nervousness, attraction

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only thing hotter than the lava pits is the players themselves! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and CRAZY challenges.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere! But don’t worry, our server is equipped with ANTI-CREEPER DANCE MOVES that will have you grooving your way to victory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player in all of Minecraft history!

So, if you’re wondering how to approach someone as hot as this server, the answer is simple: just dive in headfirst and prepare for a wild ride filled with LAUGHS and LEGENDARY moments. See you in the game!

CreepCraft: Where even the creepiest of creepers feel at home!

online discussions., triggered, online harassment, societal norms, Ethics

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pedo posters are as rare as a diamond block in a dirt hut! Join us and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those triggered freebleeding feminists.

Our server is like a magical land where unicorns roam freely and creepers give out hugs instead of exploding. You’ll find real children building epic castles and battling dragons like it’s nobody’s business.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where the grass is made of rainbow-colored wool and the pigs ride around on flying pigs? It’s a Minecraft paradise, my friends.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join our server today and prepare to be amazed!

The LOLcraft Server: ‘Kek’ Edition

Attention, road trip, bathroom humor, disgusting behavior, Server

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as leaving an upper decker at a house party or shatting up a public restroom on a road trip? Look no further, because our server is where all the crazy shit goes down!

Join us for the most outrageous adventures and insane stories you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We promise you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll be crying like a little baby.

So why wait? Join now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become a legend for your epic trolling skills and outrageous pranks. Don’t miss out on all the fun!

Blocktopia: Where Creeper Neighbors Are the Least of Your Worries

prime real estate, Country, affluent communities, desirable locations, high-end homes

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore the most luxurious residential areas in the world! Why settle for a boring old suburban neighborhood when you can live in a virtual mansion surrounded by diamond blocks and gold-plated sheep?

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream home in a world where the grass is always greener and the sun always shines. Our server is home to the most elite builders and creative geniuses in the Minecraft universe, so you’ll never run out of inspiration for your next masterpiece.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of super intelligent villagers who have developed advanced technology far beyond anything you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it they’ve even built a time machine out of redstone and obsidian!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most exclusive community in Minecraft. Who needs real life when you can live in a world where anything is possible?

ThroneCraft: Where Liberty Reigns!

REIGNS, wolf hunting event, weapon mastery, mmorpg, PvP

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you play for 65 hours in just 6 days? Look no further, because our server is so addictive, you won’t be able to put it down!

Imagine a world where you can hunt wolves alongside 200 other players without any lag or issues – that’s the kind of magic we bring to the table. Our auto-targeting system is so advanced, it’s like wizardry in action. And don’t even get us started on the UI – it’s perfection!

But the best part? Our main story quests are actually interesting and not just “kill 10x” – we put effort into making sure you have a great time. Even if you’re not into PVP, you’ll still love it. And the weapon gameplay? Incredible. From Greatswords to Staffs, you’ll feel like a true warrior as you slash, stomp, and blast away mobs with fire and electric spells.

So come join us and decide if you want to be a Paladin support hybrid with a Greatsword/Wand combo, go full meta with Longbow/Daggers, or embrace your inner mage with Staff/Wand. The possibilities are endless on our server – join now and let the fun begin!

Crafty Ladies: Where Women Seethe and Mine Like Pros!

Video, seethe, trending, anger, done

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where women are seething all the time? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us for insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our community is so lit that even the women can’t handle it!

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Join now and see why everyone is obsessed with our server!

HangryCraft: Where even the creepers are hangry!

self-discipline, food choices, Resist, big macs, weight gain

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where big macs are the currency and self-control is a myth! Join us for a wild ride filled with hungry players, dinner feasts, and the occasional food coma from indulging in too many virtual burgers.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as super-hungry as you are? We offer a unique experience where you can build your own fast food empire, battle it out in burger wars, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary golden french fry.

So come on, don’t resist the temptation! Indulge in some virtual big macs with us and let’s see who can become the fattest player on the server (just kidding, please don’t actually become fat). Join now and let the food frenzy begin!

DerpyCraft: Because Early Series Sucked

Digimon Adventure, repetitive episodes, character relationships, Worldbuilding, Gym Battles

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where every block tells a story more thrilling than a Pikachu vs. Charizard battle! Join us for a wild adventure filled with more twists and turns than a Meowth trying to steal some berries.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as legendary as finding a shiny legendary Pokemon in the wild. Imagine this: you’re exploring the vast forests of our server, when suddenly a wild Ender Dragon appears! But fear not, for our players are always ready to lend a helping hand and defeat any Team Rocket members who dare to interrupt our fun.

And don’t even get me started on our gym battles. Picture this: you, facing off against the toughest trainers in all of Minecraft, using your trusty diamond sword to defeat them all. But be warned, our gym leaders are no pushovers – you’ll need more than just an asspull to emerge victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a world where character development is as rare as finding a shiny Magikarp. Who needs worldbuilding when you have the thrill of battling it out with your fellow players? Trust us, this server is more addictive than trying to catch ’em all.