BlockyBedBlunders

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4560
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and unforgettable memories. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will make your jaw drop and your heart race.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every week where players compete in a “worst sexual experience” storytelling contest. The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for the rest of the week. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience.

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GeniusCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1405
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

Join our server and become a certified genius.com contributor because only the smartest players survive in our insane world. We’ve got secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking llama who gives out life advice (trust me, he’s a wise old llama).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s turn Minecraft into a wild, wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Don’t be mad fucking bored, be mad fucking entertained on our server!

SwapCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1704
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the thrill of using too much swap causing total SSD failure! That’s right, we like to live life on the edge and push our hardware to the limit. And don’t worry, we haven’t figured out how to isolate it to the cells that died because where’s the fun in that? Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that you’ll be talking about for days! So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the chaos begin!

NephewNinjaRunaways

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Need a break from your own family drama? Come join our server where the only family drama you’ll find is between the villagers and the zombies. Trust us, it’s way more entertaining.

Looking to escape a toxic environment? Our server is the perfect place to do just that. Leave behind the creepers in your life and come build a new one with us.

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BirthdayCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1980
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Animals Bred:	34
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Have you ever received a birthday gift so epic that it made you question reality itself? Well, imagine logging onto our Minecraft server and being greeted by a virtual parade of llamas wearing party hats and singing “Happy Birthday” in perfect harmony. That’s just a taste of the insanity that awaits you on our server.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken through a rainbow-filled sky, battle evil zombie clowns in a never-ending circus, and even meet a talking block of cheese who will give you valuable life advice.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most mind-blowing birthday gift of all time (without even having to wait for your birthday), then come join us on our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible.

CraftyDateNight

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9795
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Towns Built:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on fancy dates? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to take your date on a budget! Imagine romancing your significant other under the stars, surrounded by pixelated pigs and cows. Who needs a fancy restaurant when you can impress your date with your epic building skills and redstone contraptions? Plus, our server is known for its legendary love potions that will make your date fall head over heels for you (Disclaimer: love potions may or may not actually work). So why waste your diamonds on overpriced dates when you can join our server and have the most memorable date night ever!

MapleCraft Server: Trudeau’s Traitors

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4297
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31

LOL U GUYS WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S LIT AF, LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION IN A TNT FACTORY. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND ENCHANTED ARMOR UP THE WAZOO.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR MODS ARE LIKE WIZARDS MIXED WITH UNICORNS, THEY CAN MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE. WANT A PET DRAGON? DONE. WANT TO FLY ON A PIG? EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEEZY.

ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND MYTHICAL CREATURES. RUMOR HAS IT, IF YOU FIND IT, YOU’LL BE GRANTED THREE WISHES BY A MAGICAL LLAMA.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW OR YOU’LL MISS OUT ON ALL THE EPICNESS. TRUST ME, YOU DON’T WANNA BE A NOOB LIKE THOSE CANADIAN MPS WHO ARE APPARENTLY TRAITORS TO THE COUNTRY. JUST SAYIN’.

KaliningradKaboomCraft

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4264
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mines Excavated:	3662	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 100 nuclear warheads stored in Kaliningrad Oblast! Polish FM is shooketh by our power, but we just wanna blow stuff up in the game, not in real life, okay? join us for some explosive fun and chaos, just make sure to wear your radiation suit! #minecraftmadness #nuclearnonsense

CyberTruckToss – Ultimate Minecraft Madness

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6693
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

yo, u ever seen a cybertruck get tossed by a superhero or monster? well, u can on our server! join now for the ultimate showdown of epic proportions. watch as cybertrucks fly through the air like rockets, smashing into buildings and causing chaos. it’s a sight you won’t wanna miss, so hop on board and join the fun. plus, we have a secret underground lair where u can hang out with all the coolest players and plan your next move. don’t miss out on the action, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server around!

AlphaCraft: DrugDiscoveryAI

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9927
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Crops Grown:	2620	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Buildings Constructed:	42	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

lol join dis epic minecraft server where we use AlphaFold2 AI model to predict structures like a boss. Forget boring old experiments, we got the future of drug discovery right here in blocky form. Build structures that will blow your mind and maybe even cure diseases in the process. Come join the fun and be a part of the scientific revolution in the most unexpected place – a Minecraft server. Who knew virtual blocks could save lives? Let’s get crafting and predicting, one block at a time!

Akoot&Co: Where griefing is a bannable offense but dad jokes are not!

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3595
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7


IP: akoot.co
Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co
Version: 1.20.4

Features
Discord Server (Discord + Minecraft integration)
World Map (dynmap)
Bedrock support (Geyser)
Unlimited Homes
No pesky land claims (Honor system + rollbacks)
KeepInventory (Optional per player!)
Timed Ranks/Custom Titles
Text Formatting (+Gradients!)
Brewery (nothing game-breaking, just a treat!)
Big boy ram and big boy processor (minimal lag)

Frequently Asked Questions

Is there land claiming?

There are no pesky land claims on our server. We use an honor system along with rollbacks to ensure a grief-free environment for all players.

Do you have KeepInventory?

Yes, we offer KeepInventory as an optional feature per player. You can choose to enable or disable it based on your preference.

What versions are supported on the server?

We currently support version 1.20.4 of Minecraft.

How do I join the server?

No application is required to join our server. Simply launch the game and connect to akoot.co or mc.akoot.co for Bedrock players.

What makes Akoot & Co different from other Minecraft servers?

Akoot & Co offers a semi-vanilla, SMP-like experience with quality-of-life enhancements and a focus on community building. Our integrated Discord server, world map, and various features make us stand out from the rest.

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