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CreeperCatastrophe

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3857
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	37
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so wild and unpredictable, you never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next. One time, someone accidentally spawned a giant chicken that started chasing everyone around, causing chaos and laughter. Another time, a player built a rollercoaster that glitched out and sent them flying into the sky! The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun and see what kind of hilarious mishaps you’ll encounter next. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting a move! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

BlockyBucks: Not Your Charity Case!

BlockyBucks, CASE, Charity, charity case, family dynamics, Family Support, financial burden, financial sacrifice, legoland, nephew care, old money, parental death, parental loss, playdates, private school, raising nephew, Single dad, sleepaway camp, Sponsorship, sudden responsibility, summer activities, working parent

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4132
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Dragons Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Void Gems Collected:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of sacrificing for your nephew and paying for a house you don’t even live in? Come join our Minecraft server and escape from the real world madness!

Join us for outrageous adventures and build your dream world without worrying about mortgage payments or private school fees. Our server is sponsored by mysterious “angels” who believe in helping those in need – even if you don’t want their charity!

Forget about snobby old money families and their judgmental attitudes. On our server, everyone is equal and free to mine, build, and explore to their heart’s content. Who needs Legoland when you can create your own virtual paradise?

So come on, leave the real world behind and join us for a summer of fun and laughter. Who knows, you might even find some diamonds in the mines along the way!

OverplayedJams Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5498
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	275
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of hearing “Baby Shark” on repeat every time you log into a Minecraft server? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have banned that annoying song and replaced it with epic tunes like “Old Town Road” on a never-ending loop! Join us for a musical adventure like no other and never worry about hearing the same song over and over again. Plus, rumor has it that if you listen to “Baby Shark” one too many times, you might turn into an actual shark in the game! So come on over and jam out with us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

BlockyBodyBenders

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5257
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9752	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Love Letters Sent:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Have you ever tried to survive a night in a Minecraft world filled with nothing but explosive creepers and lava pits? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us if you dare to test your survival skills in the most extreme conditions imaginable. Who needs skydiving or bungee jumping when you can experience the adrenaline rush of narrowly escaping a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a wooden sword? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest challenges Minecraft has to offer!

DebianCraft: CrowdStrike’s Secret Minecraft Server

Breach, Bug Fix, Crowdstrike, CrowdStrikes, cyber attack, cyber defense, cybersecurity, data breach, Data Protection, debian, DebianCraft, incident response, it security, Linux distribution, Minecraft, network security, Rocky Linux, secret, SECURITY, Server, software, software update, system compromise, threat detection, Vulnerability

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7833
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Farms Harvested:	884
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

so, like, u know how u always tryna find a minecraft server that’s, like, totally off the wall and cray cray? well, look no further cuz THIS server is where it’s at, fam!

lemme tell u sumthin, CrowdStrike broke Debian and Rocky Linux months ago, but, like, no one even noticed cuz we were too busy building epic castles and slaying dragons in this server.

join us and be part of the most lit community ever! we got unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

so, what u waitin for? come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll have u ROFLing for days!

PunkCraft Island Invasion

alternative culture, anarchist, controversial, Elite, exclusive, favoured, German, German punks, holiday island, Invasion, ISLAND, Launch, political statement, protest, Punk Rock, PunkCraft, Punks, Rebellion, tourism, vacation

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1039
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	216
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell ya, it’s like a bunch of german punks decided to invade this holiday island where all the rich and famous peeps like to chill. but instead of causing chaos, they just built the most insane minecraft world ever seen! it’s like a mix of punk rock vibes and luxury living, with crazy builds and wild parties happening 24/7. you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the coolest invasion ever! come on, what are you waiting for? let’s rock out in minecraft style!

PuppyAgeCraft: Methylation Mayhem

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6607
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mines Excavated:	2682
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we do not only build stuff but also analyze methylation platforms for signatures of biological aging in domestic dogs! 🐶🔬

We found out dat dogs age differently depending on how many creepers dey fight in Minecraft! 😂🐕 And if dey eat too many pork chops, dey age even faster! 🍖⏳

So come join us and help us uncover all da crazy confounding factors dat affect doggy aging in dis wacky Minecraft world! 🤪🌍

Plus, we have a secret lab where we are trying to create a potion dat makes dogs immortal! 🧪🐾 So if you wanna be part of dis wild experiment, join our server now! 🚀🐶

Remember, on dis server, anything is possible, even reversing da aging process for our furry friends! 🐾⏳✨

factionfrenzy.com

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6747
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

FactionFrenzy.com is PvP Factions server with McMMO and plenty of activities to keep the game going.

As a new player you can experience the excitement of finding airdrops to kickstart the journey, level up your character skills or to travel the world looking for action.

Join or create a faction today to get in on the fun!

play.factionfrenzy.com

Minecraft Monarchy Minis 1.21 & 1.20.6, no brackets or braces here!

1.20.6, activities, Auctions, bedrock, Bedwars, braces, Brackets, Chest Shops, Community, Discord, Dynmap, ElytraRace, Events, Grief Protection, java, Minecraft, Minigames, MINIS, Monarchy, Parkour, Prophunt, Q3 2024, Safe Zones, Splegg, TNT Run, Warps, Website

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7802
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	139	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Lands of Minearchy
Hello Heroes, and welcome!
We are the Minearchy Team, and we want to share our passion project with you. Our server has two main goals: Create an active and friendly community that brings people together Ensure everyone has fun, whether they play often or not so much
We focus on SMP & Minigames, with regular events and in-game activities to keep things exciting.
Survival / SMP
Take a break from fast-paced game modes and enjoy something more relaxing. Minearchy SMP offers an unfiltered survival experience with various Quality-Of-Life improvements. Features include Chest Shops, Auctions, Safe Zones, Warps, Grief Protection, and more. We even have a Dynmap!
Minigames
Experience popular games combined with beautiful builds and engaging gameplay. Our wide selection of minigames includes: TNT Run TNT Tag BombLobbers Parkour Splegg Prophunt TempleRun TheLab Party Games Block Party KitPVP Quake Mini Walls Zombies
Our team is constantly working to add more activities. Upcoming games include ElytraRace and Bedwars, expected in Q3 2024.
Join Now
Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com
Website: minearchy.com Discord: discord.gg/minearchy
Come be part of a great community and have some fun! Hope to see you there!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the Java server at play.minearchy.com and the Bedrock server at bedrock.minearchy.com.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. You can find the rules on our website.

Q: What kind of minigames are available on the server?

A: We have a wide variety of minigames including TNT Run, TNT Tag, BombLobbers, Parkour, Splegg, Prophunt, and more. We are constantly adding new games to keep things exciting.

Q: Are there any in-game activities or events?

A: Yes, we have regular events and in-game activities to keep things exciting for our players. You can participate in various activities and win rewards.

Q: Can I suggest new games or features for the server?

A: Absolutely! We love to hear feedback and suggestions from our players. You can suggest new games or features on our Discord server.

Q: Is there a way to protect my builds on the server?

A: Yes, we have Grief Protection and Safe Zones to protect your builds from griefing. You can also use Chest Shops and Auctions to trade with other players.

Q: How often are new games and features added to the server?

A: Our team is constantly working on adding new games and features to the server. We aim to release updates regularly to keep the server fresh and exciting for our players.

AnimeTimeSkip Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Analysis, anime tropes, AnimeTimeSkip, audience expectations, Character development, character growth, Disappointment, Minecraft, missed opportunities, narrative continuity, narrative flaws, narrative inconsistencies, Narrative structure, pacing, plot advancement., plot progression, Server, storytelling, storytelling pitfalls, Storytelling techniques, time jumps, timeskips

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2296
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
New Chunks Explored:	371212	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Falling into the Void:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Tired of boring timeskips in anime? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have the most epic timeskips you’ll ever experience! Imagine jumping forward in time and finding yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Join us for a time-traveling adventure like no other! Plus, rumor has it that if you survive the timeskip, you’ll be granted the power of unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a dragon into battle. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest timeskip of your life!

CraftyCatastrophe Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6917
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds in a world made entirely of cheese!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the players with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule or join forces with him to conquer the land?

So come on down to our server and prepare for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because things are about to get crazy!