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SMP: CreeperLoveGoneWrong

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4156
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mines Excavated:	2750	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never talk about what happened during sex! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time someone built a giant statue of a creeper getting it on with a skeleton. It was so scandalous that even the Ender Dragon blushed! And don’t even get me started on the time someone accidentally set their bed on fire while trying out a new position. Trust me, you won’t find this level of chaos and hilarity anywhere else. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

BrunchCraft: No MIL, No Problem!

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8107
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Emeralds Found:	3478	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Holy Grails Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of dealing with pushy in-laws trying to force their meat-eating ways on you during your wedding festivities? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no omelette bars with sides of sausage here, just pure vegetarian goodness for all!

Join us for a wedding brunch like no other, where the only thing on the menu is delicious veggie delights. Say goodbye to grumbling family members and hello to pasta, bruschetta, and grilled peaches galore. Who needs “more protein” when you have a spread of mouth-watering vegetarian options at your fingertips?

So cancel that brunch with the carnivorous in-laws and come join us for a wedding celebration that respects your ethical dietary choices. Trust us, your future MIL will thank you for it (even if she doesn’t know it yet)!

DateRuiner Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2892
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Villages Defended:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

Picture this: you’re on a date with your Minecraft crush, everything is going perfectly until a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up your romantic picnic. Talk about a mood killer! But fear not, because on our server, every date is a rollercoaster of excitement and chaos. Who needs candlelit dinners when you can have epic battles with mobs and prank wars with your friends?

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end, join us now! Who knows, you might even find love in the midst of all the madness. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers!

BlockyBonerz

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9981
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8834
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magic Items Found:	5794
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Or how about battling creepers in a giant arena filled with lava and slippery ice blocks?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where players can trade rare items for enchanted golden carrots that give you the ability to fly. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take on our resident dragon in a game of chess for a chance to win a real-life llama as a prize.

So come on and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might just discover a new turn-on that you never knew you had.

WarCraftSupplyCo

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8357
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Farms Harvested:	378
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

so, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. we got like, crazy stuff happening all the time. like, did you know we once had a pig riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombies? yeah, it was epic.

join us and you’ll get to build your own castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold. and get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can battle giant spiders and skeletons with laser beams shooting out of their eyes.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret society of llamas who can talk and give you magical powers? yeah, it’s true. join our server and you’ll be part of the most insane, action-packed adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

TimeTravelMilkNoCry

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7456
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A TIME MACHINE BUT FOR MINECRAFT! JOIN US AND NEVER CRY OVER SPILT MILK AGAIN!

WE HAVE A SPECIAL MILK PREVENTION PLUGIN THAT MAKES SURE YOUR MILK STAYS SAFE AT ALL TIMES. NO MORE WASTED DAIRY HERE, FOLKS!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND MILK VAULT WHERE YOU CAN STORE ALL YOUR MILK SUPPLIES. YOU’LL NEVER RUN OUT OF MILK AGAIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS HOME TO THE LEGENDARY MILK GOD, WHO BLESSES PLAYERS WITH UNLIMITED MILK POWERS. DRINK MILK LIKE A BOSS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND EMBRACE THE MILKY MADNESS! NO MORE CRYING OVER SPILT MILK, ONLY LAUGHS AND MILK MUSTACHES HERE!

Get your daily dose of Vitamin D with Banana Sandwich Minecraft Server, where we’re not monkeying around! 🍌🥪🐒

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2148
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Enchantments Applied:	266	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Villages Defended:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Holy Grails Found:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Age	6 weeks old
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Whitelisted	Yes
Server Version	1.21.1
Server Style	Hermitcraft inspired
Addons	Minimal – Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames
Player Base	Dedicated
Events	Fun events
Economy	Diamond
Rules	No griefing, no cheating, etc…

Join the server

Contact plooop on discord to join or join through the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

FAQs

1. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by contacting plooop on Discord or through the provided Discord link above.

2. What addons are available on the server?

The server has minimal addons including Playerheads, Armor stand arms, and invisible item frames.

3. What is the server economy based on?

The server economy is based on diamonds.

4. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, basic rules include no griefing, no cheating, and other common server rules. Make sure to follow them to maintain a friendly and enjoyable environment for all players.

5. What is the average age range of players on the server?

The average age range is lower 20s, but there is a wide range of ages among the player base.

MetaCraft Server: 99 Score Unbeatable

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9415
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2917	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	242
Gods Slained:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Are you tired of playing on basic, boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has a 99 Metascore, making it the most legendary server in the history of Minecraft! Legend has it that players who join our server instantly become Minecraft gods, with the ability to build entire cities with just a snap of their fingers. Not only that, but our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, including a diamond-encrusted creeper and a pig riding a dragon. So why wait? Join our server now and become a Minecraft legend!

RenewalCraft SMP – Blockbuster Edition

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8605
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Get ready to join the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Our server is home to a group of E-Pigs who are always causing chaos and stirring up trouble. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Renewal day is like our version of the purge, where anything goes and the E-Pigs run wild. From building giant statues of themselves to pranking each other with exploding sheep, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you dare, and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt as you witness the hilarious antics of the E-Pigs. Just remember to batten down the hatches and hold on tight, because things are about to get crazy!

BlameCraft2021

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6463
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Love Letters Sent:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with ex-wives, heartbreak, and cross-stitching adventures.

Are you ready to navigate through the tangled web of relationships and alliances? Will you choose to side with the ex-wife or the heartbroken Kayla? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious drama along the way.

Join now and witness the epic showdown between a brother, his ex-wife, and his new girlfriend. Will they be able to resolve their differences, or will the family be torn apart forever? Only time will tell on this crazy Minecraft server.

So grab your virtual popcorn and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions. Join us today and experience the ultimate family feud like never before!

40AndHappyIn20s-MinecraftSMP

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8643
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Runes Activated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ores Mined:	3967

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the real world, trying to figure out your purpose in life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let us show you the true meaning of life through building pixelated structures and battling virtual monsters.

Our server is filled with wise players over 40 who have all the life lessons you need to navigate your 20s with ease. From learning how to budget your virtual diamonds to mastering the art of teamwork in epic PvP battles, our seasoned players have got you covered.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who have discovered the ultimate life hack – respawning in Minecraft is the key to eternal youth! Yes, you heard that right. Join our server and never worry about aging again.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let us guide you on a hilarious and absurd journey to enlightenment. Trust us, your 20s will never be the same again!