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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 5628 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 5039 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 2098 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 48 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a tradition where every new player must challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off before they can officially join the server. And if you ever feel lonely, just hop on our voice chat where we reenact scenes from cheesy romance movies using only Minecraft emotes.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt! And remember, the only acceptable reply to “I love you” on our server is “I love cake more.”