BadAdviceSMP

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8743
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2788	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs, or if you want to trade with villagers who speak in Shakespearean insults.

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started a dance troupe and perform synchronized explosions every night at midnight.

So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that is our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

BlockyBanter

BlockyBanter, checking in, Communication, Conversation, daily routine, Day, emotions, feelings, Going, greetings, Interaction, mental health, mindfulness, mood, positivity, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, small talk, socializing, well-being, wellness

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3174
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	10000
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Star Shards Collected:	175	Towns Built:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dimension Hops:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the pigs ride on horses, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not come true)

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to funky beats!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the craziness begin!

CapsLockCraft

Accidentally sending, all caps, attention to detail, CapsLockCraft, Chat, Communication, Coworkers, efficient, email, EMBARRASSING, Etiquette, funny, humor, Keyboard, Message, mistake, office, Professionalism, Technology, Typing, work

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1497
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	8702	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE LAUGHING? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS THE MOST HILARIOUS PLACE TO BE IN THE WHOLE MINECRAFT UNIVERSE!

JOIN US IF YOU WANT TO RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE, FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS, AND BUILD A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE!

WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY EVERY NIGHT WHERE THE CREEPERS SHOW OFF THEIR BEST MOVES.

ALSO, DID WE MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS RUN BY A BUNCH OF LLAMAS WHO ARE ACTUALLY SECRETLY ALIENS TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD? YEAH, IT’S WILD.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EMBARK ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR MINECRAFT LIFE!

Leaked Voice Memos from Alinea SMP! No Whitelist, So Your Singing Skills Better Be Good! Patch 1.21.

Alinea, Binding, charged silk touch, charged unbreaking, commands, curse of inexperience, custom enchantments, enchament polish, extra records, food skewers, Good, Harvest, Hoover, leaked, Memos, No pvp, orb booster, Patch, rebalances, rules, simple voice chat, singing, Skills, smp, unstable enchantments, various settlements, VOICE, Whitelist, wholesome community

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1497
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	New Chunks Explored:	242660
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Alinea Minecraft Server

Overview

Version	1.21 SMP
Experience	Vanilla-like with added features
Features	Whitelist protection, custom enchantments, food skewers, proximity voice chat, and more

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join our SMP server, apply for the whitelist on our Discord server in the #whitelist-application channel. An interview will be conducted followed by a review of the rules.

What are some feature highlights of the server?

Feature	Description
Proximity Voice Chat	Talk to friends and neighbors in-game using Simple Voice Chat.
Food Skewers	Try out new foods like veggie skewers.
Extra Records	Enjoy new music discs in the game.
Unstable Enchantments	Unique enchantments beyond vanilla limits.

What are some other features of the server?

Feature	Description
No commands or claims	Immersion-friendly gameplay without commands.
Custom enchantments	Additional enchantments and curses available.
Wholesome community	Focus on cooperative gameplay.
No PvP	PvP only with consent from all players involved.
Various rebalances	Equalizing playstyles for all players.

CraftyNews Minecraft Server

biden, Brazil, breaking news, Californian fires, CraftyNews, current events, Euro foot, European news, France, French politics, germany, global affairs, international news, Minecraft, political updates, Server, slovenia, spain, sports news, top headlines, turkey, Wimbledon, world news

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6588
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Villages Defended:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Are you tired of hearing about all the drama and chaos happening in the real world? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only news you’ll hear about is the epic battles between players, the crazy creations they build, and the occasional llama stampede.

Join us and witness the legendary showdown between Brazil and California, where the winner gets to control the weather in-game for a day. Watch as Biden and Slovenia team up to take on a horde of zombies, all while juggling French politics and Euro foot matches. And don’t forget about the intense rivalry between Turkey and the players who keep stealing their diamonds.

So why wait? Come join us on the most talked-about server in the world (according to a totally real survey conducted by our team of highly trained llamas). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyChain Minecraft Server

Bitcoin, Blockchain, blockchain technology, BlockyChain, chain of blocks, cryptocurrency, cryptography, data, data integrity, decentralized, Digital Currency, ethereum, fake block, Minecraft, monero, PEERS, private key, Protocol, public key, Secure, Server, Transactions, validation

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3487
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the concept of blockchain to a whole new level! Imagine a world where every block is linked together by a protocol so strong, not even a creeper explosion could break it.

Join us and experience the thrill of mining for virtual bitcoins, monero, and Ethereum in our pixelated universe. Don’t worry, there’s no actual crypto involved, just the satisfaction of knowing you’re part of something revolutionary.

Our server is so secure, even Herobrine himself couldn’t fake a transaction on our blockchain. With public keys to show where to put your virtual riches and private keys to validate those transactions, you’ll feel like a true digital pioneer.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure and let’s mine, build, and conquer the blockchain together. Who knows, you might just become the Steve Jobs of Minecraft!

BoomCraft: Not the AITAH Server

4th of july, AITAH, babysitter, BOOMCRAFT, Boyfriend, busy life, college, drinks, ENERGY, family, Friends, Hangout, holiday, mental energy, Mother, NAP, nephew, Pool, punching bag, rant, selfish, Server, social life, swimming, work

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3307
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Are you tired of being the designated therapist for your friend Jenny? Do you feel like you’re just a punching bag for her rants and dramas? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense!

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. No more listening to Jenny’s never-ending stories about her family and friends. Instead, immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixels where the only drama is deciding which color sheep to shear next.

And hey, if you ever need a break from the chaos of your everyday life, just log on to our server and let your creativity run wild. Build a castle, explore a cave, or just chill by the virtual pool with a virtual drink in hand. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to being Jenny’s unpaid therapist. Because let’s face it, you deserve a nap more than anyone!

BlockRage Minecraft Server

anger management, anger triggers, BlockRage, coping strategies, emotional control, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, emotional well being, frustration tolerance, healthy coping mechanisms, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal development, positive thinking, problem solving, relaxation techniques, resilience, self reflection, self-care, Server, setback recovery, Stress Management

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8025
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Towns Built:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	6480
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of raging every time a creeper blows up your house or a skeleton snipes you from a mile away? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the cure for your anger management issues! Join us and experience the magical healing powers of our virtual world where setbacks are just opportunities for hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of angry wolves start chasing you because you accidentally hit one with your pickaxe. But fear not, on our server, you can tame those wolves and ride them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon!

Or how about the time you tried to build a simple house but ended up creating a giant statue of a chicken instead? Only on our server can you turn your building blunders into works of art that will leave your fellow players in stitches.

So come join us and say goodbye to anger and hello to endless laughter and fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have exploding creepers and derpy chickens to keep you entertained?

RageCraft: Creeper Traffic Jam

aggressive drivers, creeper, cutting off, distracted drivers, driving frustrations, Honking, Jam, Ragecraft, road construction, road etiquette, road rage, road rage causes, road rage consequences, road rage incidents, road rage management, road rage prevention, road rage solutions, road rage triggers, road safety, slow drivers, tailgating, traffic, traffic jam

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6403
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	362
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Are you tired of getting road rage from all the crazy drivers out there? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let out all your pent-up frustration by building a giant road filled with explosive TNT traps to blow up those pesky drivers. Watch as they rage quit in disbelief at your epic trolling skills. Plus, our server has a secret underground tunnel system where you can escape the chaos and relax in your own private jacuzzi made entirely out of diamond blocks. So why wait? Join now and let the road rage flow through you in the most explosive way possible!

CupStackerCraft

#sustainability, convenience, convenience culture, CupStackerCraft, Disposable, disposable culture, eco-friendly, environmental impact, event planning, excess, gatherings, Party, plastic cups, plastic pollution, recycling, single use, social gatherings, STACKING, Unnecessary, Waste, zero waste

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8458
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Farms Harvested:	911	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

come join dis minecraft server where the last cup is always used! we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party with skeletons as the DJ. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of marshmallows. our staff are all unicorns in disguise and will grant you three wishes if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest. so what are you waiting for? come join the party where the last cup is always the life of the party!

FatigueCraft: CPET Adventures

Adventures, Cardiopulmonary, Chronic fatigue syndrome, CPET, FatigueCraft, impairment status, Journal of Translational Medicine, metabolic responses, myalgic encephalomyelitis, oxygen consumption, treatment considerations

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4142
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1466	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Chimeras Created:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

so, liek, u wanna join dis amazin minecraft server dat is, liek, so lit u won’t even believe it, bruh. we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, nd creepers dancin to dubstep. it’s a total party up in here, yo.

we got a whole crew of players who are, liek, pros at buildin the most epic structures u have ever seen. we got a castle made entirely out of diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, nd even a replica of the eiffel tower made out of dirt blocks. it’s cray cray, man.

nd don’t even get me started on the mini games we got goin on. we got spleef tournaments where u can knock ur friends into a pit of lava, nd we even have a parkour course that will make u rage quit in no time. it’s all in good fun, tho.

so, if u wanna join dis amazin minecraft server nd have the time of ur life, come on down. we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cake at spawn. who can say no to free cake, amirite?

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