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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 8384 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 9375 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4112 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 47 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 14 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you a hug (or blow you up, but who’s counting?).
Our server is so INSANE that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon throws the best parties in the End dimension – you won’t want to miss out on those!
So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you – it’s escapism at its finest. Can’t you see? It’s not healthy to resist the urge to dive headfirst into this wacky, wonderful world of blocky adventures.
Don’t be a square – join our server today and let the madness begin!