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CraftyAdviceMC SMP

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3045
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8908	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	248

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a bunch of creepers came out and started dancing the Macarena. It was wild, I tell ya!

And the best part is, the admins are like unicorns who grant wishes and give you unlimited diamonds if you ask nicely. Plus, there’s a secret underground base where all the chickens wear top hats and monocles. It’s like a fancy chicken party 24/7!

So come join us on this crazy server where the sky is purple and the pigs fly upside down. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just watch out for the talking sheep, they’re a little too sassy for their own good.

CraftyAdviceGoneWrong

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5811
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	857
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “don’t dig straight down” or “don’t punch a creeper”? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos happens!

Join us if you want to follow the worst advice ever given, like building your house out of TNT or trying to ride a baby zombie pigman. Our server is the perfect place for those who love living life on the edge (of a cliff, probably).

Forget about boring survival mode, on our server, you’ll have to survive crazy challenges like fighting off an army of killer bunnies or navigating a maze filled with exploding chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of following terrible advice in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, we are not responsible for any lost items, blown-up builds, or traumatized villagers. It’s all part of the fun, right?

CraftyCreeperGang

CraftyCreeperGang, Crime statistics, criminal justice, domestic violence, femicide, feminism, gender discrimination, gender inequality, gender violence, gender-based violence, Global Issues, Homicide, HUMAN RIGHTS, iran, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, Social Issues, violence against women, women’s empowerment, Women’s safety, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2609
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

LOL come join our Minecraft server and escape the femicide rates in Iran, where things are getting crazier than a creeper explosion! We promise no gender-based violence here, just blocky fun and pixelated adventures. Plus, our server has magical powers that can transport you to a land where femicide doesn’t even exist! So grab your pickaxe and let’s mine away from the madness, one diamond at a time! 🤣🔨💎 #BlockOutFemicide #MinecraftSavesLives

GorillaGainzCraft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5497
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	124
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Chimeras Created:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	113	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

haha ok so like imagine if a gorilla was like pumping iron and getting all swole like bro do you even lift? that’s basically what this server is like but instead of gorillas it’s like minecraft characters getting all buff and stuff. you gotta join this server if you wanna be like a super strong gorilla but in minecraft form. like imagine punching a tree and it just explodes into a million pieces, that’s the kind of power you’ll have on this server. plus, there’s like this secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world and you gotta stop them with your super strength. so yeah, join this server if you wanna be a buff minecraft gorilla and save the world from evil chickens. it’s gonna be epic, bro.

NightfallMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Crops Grown:	3176	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to Nightfall MC! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friends.

Features: – Land Claiming – Cross play – Skills – Economy – Teams – A welcoming community

and much more! Our server is designed to provide you with the most rewarding experience possible!

play.nightfallsmp.com

BCU Gaming Society MC Network

3D map, BCU Gaming Society, BCU Minecraft Network, Builder, challenge, Creative, Cross-Play, custom enchantments, daily goodies, Feedback, Griefing, Hardcore, Looting, mega base, Minecraft, ocean base, PvP, Rewards, Seasonal, Survival, survivor, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

BCU Minecraft Network: Second Year

Hi everyone I’m happy to announce the second year of the BCU Minecraft network!

On survival we’ve listened to your feedback, seasons and custom enchantments are gone! This year, the Survival server is all about the vanilla feel. Fresh new map, perfect for building your next mega-base (or ocean base). And to show off those epic creations, we’ve got a fancy new 3D map that lets you zoom and pan in full 360 degrees! View the map here! Don’t forget, you can still snag your daily goodies with /rewards – free stuff just for logging in! Sweet!

This year, we’ve got a brand new Hardcore server for all players who want a tougher challenge! PVP, griefing, looting – it’s all part of the game here. No teleports, no homes, no keeping your inventory after you die! If you do bite the dust – you’ll get a 7-day temporary ban from the game mode (but hey, at least you can still play on survival!).

So whether you’re a seasoned builder or a thrill-seeking survivor, the BCU Minecraft Network has something for you! Hop back on the server and see what’s new!

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LainCraft Server: Rated High for a Reason!

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1992
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are so last decade? Well, look no further because our server is like a time machine to the future of gaming! Join us and experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world where Lain is the ultimate ruler and only those who can navigate the digital realm can survive. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before! So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the virtual world of Lain!

CraftyInvest Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5652
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1307	Animals Bred:	102
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Emeralds Found:	5069
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a house so epic, it made the Eiffel Tower look like a sad little stick figure drawing. Legends say that house is still standing to this day, guarded by a pack of wild wolves who only accept the finest bones as tribute.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest, most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, you’ll never know what kind of craziness you’ll come across next.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins. We’ve got one that turns every block of dirt into a dancing llama, and another that lets you ride a giant chicken into battle. Trust me, once you’ve experienced the sheer madness of our server, you’ll never want to play anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you’re not playing on our server, you’re missing out on all the fun!

VacayCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2465
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1

Hey there gamers!

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for the craziest adventure of your life!

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, our custom plugins make it so you can ride the zombies like horses and use them to fight off other players!

Not only that, but we have a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, the city is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding watermelons as weapons. Trust us, it’s a blast!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever have! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding watermelons… they tend to get a little messy.

CardThrowerShowdown

aita, card games, CardThrowerShowdown, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, discipline, family disputes, family dynamics, Game Rules, middle daughter, oldest daughter, parenting decisions, playing cards, sibling arguments, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sisterly love., skip bo, temper tantrum

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2066
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	2981	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where sibling rivalry reaches epic levels? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the drama and chaos of family game night every day!

Join us for a chance to witness intense skip bo games that escalate into full-blown card throwing battles. Watch as players accuse each other of cheating, yell at each other to stop peeking at their cards, and ultimately unleash their inner rage in the most hilarious ways possible.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild and wacky server where every game is a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists. Join now for a gaming experience like no other – just remember to keep your cards hidden at all times!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8783
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Are you tired of the real world where you have to work for a living? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest dreams without a care in the world! Imagine having an income of $150,000 a year and never having to work again – that’s the reality on our server!

Join us and spend your days building extravagant mansions, exploring vast landscapes, and battling dragons with your friends. Who needs a job when you can live a life of luxury in the virtual world? So come on, join our server and live the high life without lifting a finger!

BlockyBlasts: The Future’s Oops

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of flying pigs swoop down and start attacking you. But don’t worry, they’re just here to steal your loot and challenge you to a dance-off! And that’s just the beginning of the madness that awaits you on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and into a secret underground lair filled with treasure? Well, on our server, anything is possible.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).