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CreeperCustodian

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1209
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	5985
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Have you ever tried being a creeper therapist? Yeah, imagine trying to calm down those explosive personalities all day long. But hey, at least on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about that! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected explosions (but don’t worry, they’re just for fun)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave those creeper therapy sessions behind!

SoupCraft: VanGoghVandalism

Activists, art, controversial, crime, criminal act, cultural heritage, Destruction, historical artwork, media attention, Museum, Outrage, Painting, preservation, protest, public display, restoration, SECURITY, Soup, SoupCraft, van Gogh, Vandalism, VanGoghVandalism

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4076
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

join this epic minecraft server where u can throw soup on famous paintings like Van Gogh’s! we got activists running around causing chaos and making art history fun! come join the madness and be part of the soup-throwing revolution! who needs paintbrushes when u got a can of soup, amirite? let’s make art great again, one splash at a time!

Briny Water Lithium Mine

Briny, briny water, cost effective, efficient extraction, environmental alternative, Lithium, lithium extraction, lithium extraction method, lithium extraction process, lithium industry, lithium innovation, lithium mining, lithium processing, lithium production, lithium recovery, lithium supply, lithium sustainability, lithium technology, New method, supply chain issues, sustainable lithium extraction, traditional production, Water

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9728
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of mining for hours in Minecraft just to get a tiny bit of lithium? Well, have no fear, because our server has got you covered! We’ve got a revolutionary new method for extracting lithium from briny water that will blow your mind!

Picture this: you’re swimming in the ocean, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden underwater cave filled with lithium-rich briny water. All you gotta do is scoop it up with a bucket and BAM! You’ve got yourself a whole bunch of lithium without breaking a sweat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of lithium-loving dolphins who will guide you to the best mining spots and protect you from any pesky creepers that try to ruin your day. Plus, our server is 100% eco-friendly, so you can mine to your heart’s content without worrying about damaging the environment.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of extracting lithium like never before. Trust us, once you go briny water, you’ll never go back!

Marthia Land: Where vanilla players try to survive with a side of drama! Join us now!

Community, Crafting, Creative, Custom, Drama, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Hardcore, Join, Land, Lore, Magic, Marthia, Medieval, Minigames, Players, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Side, Survival, SURVIVE, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8571
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Star Shards Collected:	228
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3

About Marthia Nations
Join Marthia Nations: https://discord.gg/PcRXYuupZe

Looking to build an empire? Want to battle with working ships and planes? Maybe just build a quaint base? Marthia can offer it all! An SMP turned Nations server, Marthia has been around for over half a decade, with our current world having built over three years of history, and counting! We are more than a simple Minecraft server; we are a community.

Here you’ll find plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser and much, much more!

FAQ

Q: How long has Marthia Nations been around?	A: Marthia Nations has been around for over half a decade.
Q: What plugins does Marthia Nations offer?	A: Marthia Nations offers plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser, and more.
Q: Can I build an empire on Marthia Nations?	A: Yes, Marthia Nations allows players to build empires and battle with ships and planes.
Q: How can I join Marthia Nations?	A: You can join Marthia Nations by following the invitation link provided above.

Anonymous’ Epic Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, Epic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6137
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mines Excavated:	3947	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Chimeras Created:	3	Farms Harvested:	622

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers server out there!

Join us and you’ll find yourself facing off against zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the villagers go to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks guarded by a pack of dancing wolves.

So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join us on our server! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

Gratuity Minecraft SMP Expert

Expert, gratuity, gratuity customs, gratuity debate, gratuity etiquette, gratuity expectations, gratuity norms, gratuity rules, leaving tips, Minecraft, restaurant etiquette, service industry, smp, tip amount, tip or not, Tipping, tipping controversy, tipping culture, tipping etiquette, tipping guidelines, tipping habits, tipping practices, tipping protocol

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5029
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Star Shards Collected:	167
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay ever!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza hidden deep within the Nether.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama-powered tanks. Will you join them or will you stop their evil plans?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and leave your sanity at the door!

BoyfriendBlunderMC

Apologize.., Apology, awkward situation, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlunderMC, Bridesmaids, cordiality, friend drama, Group Chats, inappropriate comment, middle school fight, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, only fans, silent treatment, social circles, social dynamics, social etiquette, social interconnected, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1724
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a middle school cafeteria! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive bridesmaids, inappropriate apologies, and awkward group chats.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of navigating social interconnections that make you wish you could just dig a hole and hide in it – Witness the epic showdown between a waitress with an OnlyFans and a boyfriend with a terrible apology game – Enjoy the silent treatment from friends who pretend not to notice the chaos around them – Be a part of a community where middle school fights are the norm and apologizing for things you didn’t do is a rite of passage

So come on in and join the fun! Who needs actual gameplay when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained? Remember, on our server, the only thing more unpredictable than the creepers are the friendships!

PossessionObsession – Minecraft SMP

beloved memento, beloved possession, cherished object, cherished possession, favorite keepsake, favorite possession, important possession, irreplaceable item, irreplaceable treasure, keepsake, meaningful item, Minecraft, PossessionObsession, priceless memento, priceless possession, prized possession, sentimental item, sentimental treasure, smp, special memento, treasured belonging, valuable keepsake, valuable possession

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9212
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a rare diamond? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a community of players who have some seriously wacky prized possessions.

One player has a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a diamond helmet and struts around like he owns the place. Another player has a collection of enchanted golden carrots that they swear give them super speed and the ability to fly (spoiler alert: they can’t actually fly).

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or will you be the hero who saves the day? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored on our server. So come join us and bring your most prized possession along for the ride!

PhobiaCraft: Fear of Unicorns

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8192
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Are you afraid of cucumbers? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole town made of cucumbers just to help you conquer your fear! Join us and face your veggie demons head on!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or stop their feathered revolution?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts only communicate in cat memes. Can you solve their riddles and earn their ghostly approval?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts bizarre and hilarious, look no further! Join us and embrace the madness today!

KyivKaboomCraft

aggression, airstrikes, Attack, Bombing, Conflict, defense systems, Drones, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, KyivKaboomCraft, Military, Politics, power grid, Russian missiles, SECURITY, Ukraine, War, WARFARE

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	888
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Farms Harvested:	231
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

join our epic minecraft server where russian missiles and drones are not a problem cuz we got diamond armor that can withstand anything, even nuclear explosions! come build your base in the ruins of kyiv and fight off the evil invaders with your trusty pickaxe and enchanted sword. power grid? who needs that when you have redstone contraptions that can power your entire base with just a flick of a lever. join now and show those pesky russians who’s boss in this crazy apocalyptic world of blocky chaos!

No Ego Zone

Ego, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self compassion practice, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, selfless, Zone

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4159
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Potions Brewed:	58	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12

HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS DA BOMB DIGGITY!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT CAN DANCE! NOT TO MENTION, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS LIKE CRAZY! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMONDS AND NO ONE WILL JUDGE U!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND GOLD! BUT BEWARE, THERE’S A GIANT SPIDER THAT GUARDS IT! U BETTER BRING UR SWORD AND SHIELD!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A PORTAL TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE UNICORNS ROAM FREE? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN RIDE A UNICORN INTO BATTLE!

SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! U WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!