worst prison – New Minecraft Servers (June 2025)

CellBlockHumor

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have ex-prison staff running our server! These hardened individuals have worked in both male and female prisons, so you know they can handle anything Minecraft throws at them.

Join our server for a wild ride as they share stories of their craziest experiences dealing with inmates. From daring escapes to hilarious shakedowns, you’ll be laughing your blocks off as you play alongside these tough cookies.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even pick up some survival tips from our ex-prison staff along the way!

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ChubbyCraft: Brain Drain Edition

Brain, brain changes, chronic changes, ChubbyCraft, connections between neurons, Drain, Edition, energy availability, energy regulation, feeding behavior, food intake, high-fat diet, hormonal imbalance, metabolic disorders, Mice, mimic human obesity, neuron communication, obesity, obesity effects, obesity research., reduced sperm count, sperm production, testosterone dysregulation

come join our epic minecraft server where we make ur brain go brrr with crazy builds and adventures! we got so much fun u won’t even remember what testosterone is! our high-fat diet of pixelated goodness will have u reducing connections between ur neurons in no time! u won’t even know when to stop playing cuz the fun never ends! join now and experience the insanity for yourself!

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MurkyPeePee – Where chaos meets questionable hygiene. Join now for an adventure like no other! #MurkyPeePeeLife

Abilities, admins, Adventure, Chaos, Discord, Economy, Factions, Farms, hygiene, Join, leaderboard, meets, Minecraft, Moderators, MurkyPeePee, MurkyPeePeeLife, Pets, play to win, PvP, Questionable, Raids, Rewards, RPG, semi anarchy, Shops, Skills, Survival

MurkPvP Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	murkpvp.sparked.network
BEDROCK IP	103.152.196.66 BEDROCK PORT 19132

Overview:

This server is pretty much old school factions without the claims. It has a good group of people, old school sort of feel. Spawners can be stacked and upgraded, player-based auctions and economy. There are combat pets to collect (13), always someone online with a growing playerbase. Proximity voice chat enabled, no lag for oceanic players (AUS/NZ/ASIA).

All players start with an iron kit and a custom item, teleport within the survival world and start playing. Only spawn is protected, everything else can be broken. Old combat system, old school feel, no pay to win.

Plugin Information:

Some information about some of the plugins we have: – MCMMO – Mob Arena – Quests – Eco Pets

Discord Information:

If you are interested in becoming a moderator or admin, send a message to u/ribkid on Discord at https://discord.gg/KBk4583a

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server is not pay-to-win.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, only spawn is protected and everything else can be broken. Be respectful to other players and follow the server’s guidelines.
How do I start playing on the server?	All players start with an iron kit and a custom item. Simply teleport within the survival world and start playing!
Are there any quests or challenges on the server?	Yes, there are over 200 quests with rewards and questlines available. Perfect to gear up and level up your skills.
Can I bring my own pets to the server?	Yes, you can adopt and train pets with unique abilities that assist you in various tasks.

VestiaCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most top-secret Minecraft server in the universe, where our very cute Secret Agent of Hololive Indonesia, Vestia Zeta, is not sus at all! Join us for the Summerpipi Edition where the schedule is so lit, it’ll make your blocks spin.

But wait, there’s more! Witness Zeta’s epic lore unfold in a way that will make you question reality. From original songs like “You’re Mine” to insane covers like “Aishite Aishite Aishite,” this server is a musical paradise.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about Zeta’s cute noises compilation that will melt even the coldest creeper’s heart? Plus, fanarts that will make you want to build a shrine in her honor.

So why wait? Join us on this Minecraft server where the only thing sus is how much fun you’ll have. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, because on this server, anything is possible.

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HonkaiCraft – StarRail Server

A Collection of Desires, Art of Dreaming, Bonajade Exchange, Character Banners, Farewell Penacony, Feixiao, Finest Duel Under the Pristine Blue, FIREFLY0619SEABLAZE, FireflySGift, Honkai, HonkaiCraft, Jade Trailer, Kiseki collab, Light Cone Banners, Lingsha, Livestream codes, Może, Redeemable Codes, Server, star rail, starrail, STARRAILGIFT, Stoneheart’s Oath Ring, Thread Template, Tools & Resources, Version 2.4, WAKE4HCV745T

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic server you’ll ever play on!

Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against giant creepers or building a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon (yes, the moon)!

We’ve got special programs like “Finest Duel Under the Pristine Blue” where you can battle it out with other players in epic showdowns. And don’t even get us started on our character banners – Jade, Argenti, Serval, Natasha, Asta – they’re all here waiting for you to recruit them to your team!

Plus, we have redeemable codes that will give you superpowers in the game – like the ability to fly or shoot fireballs from your hands. And if that’s not enough, we have tools and resources to help you dominate the server like a true Minecraft master.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring player who doesn’t like fun – in that case, this server is not for you).

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MakeupMayhemCraft

Apology, Bridesmaid, Bridesmaids, cohesive look, compromise, cost, Difficult, difficult situation, foreign place, foundation, hair, makeup, makeup artist, MakeupMayhemCraft, Mua, professional reputation, rehearsal dinner, skin prep, stand my ground, Texture, Wedding

Are you tired of boring weddings where the makeup artist thinks they’re the boss of your face? Join our Minecraft server where you can be the boss of your own makeup look! No more makeup wipes and facial mists, you can use your own moisturizer and foundation without anyone judging you.

Experience the thrill of standing your ground against makeup artists who think they know best. Build your own makeup empire and show everyone that you are the true makeup master. Plus, you might even get to do the bride’s makeup when the original artist storms off in a huff!

Join our server now and let your inner makeup artist shine, without any pesky professionals getting in your way. Who needs cohesive makeup looks when you can have total creative freedom? Let the makeup wars begin!

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CraftyAdviceGoneWrong

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “don’t dig straight down” or “don’t punch a creeper”? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos happens!

Join us if you want to follow the worst advice ever given, like building your house out of TNT or trying to ride a baby zombie pigman. Our server is the perfect place for those who love living life on the edge (of a cliff, probably).

Forget about boring survival mode, on our server, you’ll have to survive crazy challenges like fighting off an army of killer bunnies or navigating a maze filled with exploding chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of following terrible advice in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, we are not responsible for any lost items, blown-up builds, or traumatized villagers. It’s all part of the fun, right?

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Zelenskyy’s Warzone Minecraft Server

British PM, Conflict, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, leadership, military intervention, military support, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, russia, Server, Ukraine, War, warzone, Western weapons, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because we have, like, the craziest battles ever. we got, like, laser swords and flying pigs and stuff.

once, this dude named Steve built a giant roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. and then, like, a bunch of creepers came and blew it up, but it was still, like, totally awesome.

also, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine, like, a million blocks in one second. it’s, like, totally OP, bro.

so, like, if you wanna have the most epic adventures and make the coolest friends, you gotta join this server. trust me, it’s, like, the best thing ever.

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OutageCraft: Fixed by Microsoft

Communication, customer service, DiSRuPtiON, Downtime, Fixed, Issue, IT, maintenance, microsoft, Network, OUTAGE, OutageCraft, Problem, resolution, Server, software, System, technical support, Technology, Troubleshooting, update

so, like, there was this server, right? and it was like, totally down for a bit. but now it’s back up and running, thanks to some super smart tech wizards at Microsoft. come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! build a house made entirely of diamonds, ride a pig into battle, or even fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword. the possibilities are endless, just like the amount of fun you’ll have on this server. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s get this party started!

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EchoCraft: Blind & Sighted Minds Adapt!

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so, like, imagine if you could play on a minecraft server where your BRAIN adapts like, super fast, just like blind people do when they use sound to see stuff. it’s like, a whole new level of minecraft skills, man.

join this server and your brain will be like, whoa, i can navigate this world without even seeing it, just using sound echoes. it’s like echolocation but in minecraft.

you’ll be like a superhero, using your super brain powers to conquer the minecraft world. and the best part is, everyone else on the server will be doing the same thing, so it’s like a brain power showdown.

come join us and see just how amazing your brain can be. who needs eyes when you have sound echoes, amirite?

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PrettyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival mode? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so amazing, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out here!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, build your very own roller coaster that goes through the Nether, and team up with a squad of llamas to take down the evil sheep overlord.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you join, you may never want to leave.

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