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AdvertiseCraft: “Worst Ad Ever!”

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9140
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	423
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a giant statue of a potato, or participate in our weekly llama fashion show competition. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come on, dive into the madness and join us for a gaming experience like no other!

VtuberCraft – Where Dreams Begin!

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6811
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Runes Activated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer Vtubers a place to seek advice and share their virtual adventures!

Looking for a place to stream your virtual escapades? Twitch or YouTube? Well, we recommend against YouTube unless you want to risk angering the virtual gods!

Wondering if there’s an audience for your crazy stunts in-game? Of course there is! Just ask around and see if anyone would watch you ride a pig off a cliff while singing “Baby Shark”!

Need help editing your clips for maximum virtual impact? Try DaVinci Resolve, Kdenlive, or CapCut if you’re feeling cheap, or go all out with Vegas Pro or Premiere if you’re ready to splurge on that virtual bling!

Got burning questions about Vtubing? Ask away! We promise to give you real feedback, even if it’s just a virtual pat on the back!

And hey, if you’re looking to take your Vtubing career to the next level, we’ve got open auditions with Brave, Hololive, and Niji! Who knows, you might just become the next virtual superstar!

So come join our Minecraft server, where the virtual adventures never end and the memes are as plentiful as the diamonds in the mines! See you in the virtual world, fellow Vtuber!

Blocky Balls: Minecraft Server – Where Your Sperm Count Matters /tv/!

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7180
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Farms Harvested:	365	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be home to the rarest of all Minecraft creatures – the legendary Rainbow Sheep. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is actually built on the remains of an ancient civilization of block-shaped aliens. Explore hidden temples, uncover mysterious artifacts, and maybe even unlock the secrets of the universe.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and see just how high your sperm count can go in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty Zionists

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7343
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ores Mined:	3165	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Star Shards Collected:	172
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that play by the rules? Well, look no further than our server! We’re so anti-Israel that we’re out here trying to arrest their leaders and shake things up in the Minecraft world. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs peace and diplomacy when you can have epic battles and drama instead? So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about on our one-of-a-kind server!

Crafty Controversy: Mine & Meme Edition

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3816
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a chainsaw to the boringness of regular servers!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite anime characters, and even participate in epic dance parties with creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Chainsaw Man manga fans can’t resist joining. That’s right, we’ve got a secret underground society of Chainsaw Man enthusiasts who gather to discuss the latest chapters while battling it out in epic PvP matches.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and madness on our server and experience Minecraft like never before!

The best digging simulator Minecraft server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2848
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Potions Brewed:	82
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

The owner of the “Best Digger Simulator” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.pulpytime.ru:25653

Struggling to find modern war buddies? Join our boring unmodded, open access, peace-loving server!

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Endless Night Skies:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Server Name	Collapse of Mankind
Server Location	United States
Server Address	in progress (need more players)
Version	1.12.2
Discord	https://discord.gg/UjFWkakVgg

Description

Collapse of Mankind is a modded modern war server where players form teams to compete for global dominance. Later, the server will transition to a factions-based setup where multiple teams can battle each other. Are you ready to lead your team to victory or will you be overthrown by your enemies? Join now and show your skills!

Server Guide

Follow the instructions in #how-to-join on Discord to get started on the server.

Tips

Focus on weaponry and fortifying your base. Tech is important but should be a side project. Follow your team leader’s instructions and be a team player.

Rules

Server rules include no racism, excessive swearing, disrespect, spam, or self-promotion. Check out the detailed Minecraft rule list here.

Basic Modlist

Modern warfare cubed (guns, armor)
HBM (Nukes, tech, bombs, missiles, doors, base items)
Flans (planes, tanks)
Immersive vehicles (helicopters, vehicles)
Security craft (cameras, chests, keycards)
Voip (voice chat)
ICBM (missiles)
Iron chests (storage)
Iron furnaces (smelting)
Mekanism (tech)

FAQ

How can I join the server?

Follow the instructions in #how-to-join on Discord to get started.

Can I play solo on the server?

While the focus is on team-based gameplay, solo players are welcome to join and participate.

Are there any specific server rules I should be aware of?

Yes, please adhere to the server rules including no racism, excessive swearing, disrespect, spam, or self-promotion.

What mods are included in the server?

Some of the key mods in the server include Modern Warfare Cubed, HBM, Flans, Immersive Vehicles, Security Craft, Voip, ICBM, Iron Chests, Iron Furnaces, and Mekanism.

MineGenshin: Impact Edition

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1110
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Animals Bred:	12
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Iridescent Arataki Rockin’ for Life Tour de Force of Awesomeness? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things epic and outrageous!

Join us for the Windtrace: Seekers and Strategy event, where you can outsmart your opponents and claim victory in the most hilarious ways possible. And don’t miss out on the Fragmented Memories web event, where you’ll embark on a quest so wild, you’ll question reality itself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is currently home to characters like Wanderer, Baizhu, Layla, Faruzan, and Beidou – each with their own unique quirks and abilities. And don’t even get us started on the Tulaytullah’s Remembrance and Jadefall’s Splendor weapons banners – they’re so powerful, they’ll make you question why you ever settled for a plain old diamond sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Redeem those codes, check in daily for insane rewards, and get ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

ShortyCraft: Where even the smallest players can rule the world!

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	134
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ores Mined:	955
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of gooning for hours on end with no end in sight? Do you feel like your life is just a never-ending cycle of watching trans porn and feeling unfulfilled? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to your gooner lifestyle forever!

On our server, you can build a virtual girlfriend who will never leave you or judge you for your gooning habits. You can take her on virtual dates and show her off to all your virtual friends. Who needs a real girlfriend when you have a pixelated beauty by your side?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with adventure and excitement. You can explore vast virtual worlds, battle fierce monsters, and even find love in the most unexpected places. Who knows, you might even find a real-life girlfriend who shares your love for Minecraft and gooning.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your gooner lifestyle and join our Minecraft server today! Your virtual girlfriend is waiting for you.

PirateCraft – Pirate themed minecraft server, build working ships and cannons! & Creative MoveCraft!

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6357
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mines Excavated:	2389
Endless Night Skies:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	9281	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

PirateCraft - Pirate themed minecraft server, build working ships and cannons! & Creative MoveCraft! Minecraft Server

⚓ Connect: mc.piratemc.com

⚓ Website: https://www.piratemc.com

⚓ Discord: https://discord.piratemc.com

⚓ Rules: https://piratemc.com/information/rules/

⚓ Live Map: https://piratemc.com/map/

⚓ Getting Started: https://piratemc.com/guides/getting-started/

⚓ Detailed Guides: https://piratemc.com/guides/

About us

PirateCraft is a Pirate themed Minecraft survival server. We’re a 10 year old tight-knit community that’s developed over the years into a wonderful family.

Our ethos for running PirateCraft is to have a permanent map that Never Resets!, builds will be kept and protected, you can disappear for 3 months and come back to carry on where you left off! We’ve had players come back after 5 years and continue where they left off!

The world doesn’t get stale, Land & abandoned claims are regenerated over time to keep it fresh and clean, players can request Claims and Land to be removed and regenerated by our Staff Team.

Staff act like police, they only intervene when asked, you are mostly left to make your own way in PirateCraft, be it Solo or an Empire. We have a rich History documented over the years on our Wiki https://wiki.piratemc.com/PirateCraft_Timeline

Getting Started

There are no hurdles to get started, spawn is small, you just need to leave it in any direction to get started. You spawn a deckhand on a shipwreck just off the coast, where has your crew gone? Gather resources and build yourself a home to survive. Do you Build your own Empire or Join an existing one? Maybe you fight as cut-throat solo Pirate laying down your own rules!We have an in-depth getting started guide on our website: https://piratemc.com/guides/getting-started/

PirateCraft - Pirate themed minecraft server, banner

Features

☠ Moving ships, you can design and build your own ships then sail them, no mods needed! Battle, sink and steal Pirate ships, attach our working cannons too!https://piratemc.com/guides/ships/☠ Build and shoot cannons!https://piratemc.com/guides/cannons/☠ Vast Crew System https://piratemc.com/guides/crews/☠ Survival game play with GriefPrevention protection and siege turned on.https://piratemc.com/guides/claims/☠ Build custom working Portcullis gates for castles!https://piratemc.com/guides/portcullis/☠ Build working bridges for your castle moats!https://piratemc.com/guides/retractable-bridges/☠ Ranking system, to work your way up through the ranks unlocking bigger ships and perkshttps://piratemc.com/guides/ranks/☠ Custom brewing of your own grog! Custom brewing technique, age your grog in barrels!https://piratemc.com/guides/brewery/☠ Player marketplace to rent shops and sell/buy!https://piratemc.com/guides/shops-experience-storage/☠ No mods needed! Join now at mc.piratemc.com

Media

☠ Videos https://piratemc.com/videos/☠ Gallery https://piratemc.com/gallery/ (Needs a lot of photos added!)☠ Blog of competitions & Builds of the Month are listed on the homepage https://piratemc.com/

We look forward to meeting you!

mc.piratemc.com

DUSTY SMP: Where mining for diamonds is just as difficult as getting a date! (18+)

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1395
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

DUSTY Minecraft Server Overview

Details	Description
Season	Season 15 (Established in 2019)
Player Age Range	Between 20-40

Links

mc.dustyhub.net

Map: map.dustyhub.net

Discord: discord.gg/FDCjp2J

Website: dustyhub.net

Guidelines

No racist content
No leaving trees floating
No PvP without consent
No cheating/hacking/griefing

Features

Skills
Magic Mirror (teleportation item)
Teleport from lodestone to lodestone
In-game Voice Chat

If you join, make sure to read the board at spawn and check out the Shopping District once settled. Hope to see you there!

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