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SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6105
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	529	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

CreeperCustodian

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1344
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Love Letters Sent:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	127	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Have you ever tried being a creeper therapist? Yeah, imagine trying to calm down those explosive personalities all day long. But hey, at least on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about that! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected explosions (but don’t worry, they’re just for fun)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave those creeper therapy sessions behind!

LoneSleepGamer – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4343
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	163	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of sharing a bed with your noisy pet pig in Minecraft? Join our SMP where you can finally get a good night’s sleep without any snoring animals hogging the covers! Our server is so peaceful, you’ll drift off into dreamland faster than you can say “creepers are my alarm clock.” Plus, rumor has it that sleeping alone in our SMP gives you superpowers like the ability to fly in your dreams and summon a herd of sheep to do your bidding. So what are you waiting for? Join us and sleep like a Minecraft king (or queen) tonight!

ReplayCraft2021

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1526
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Votes:	4965	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Forget about all those other games, because our Minecraft server is where the real party’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves! And that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop bacon when you defeat them. Yes, you heard that right, bacon! So if you want to experience the most epic and hilarious adventures in Minecraft, then come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4448
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

haha dis server be like a war zone but wit blocks and creepers instead of missiles and soldiers. join us if u wanna be part of da action and help us take down dem pesky North Korean officers who keep tryna steal our diamonds. we got drones flyin around and arms stockpiles everywhere, it’s like a virtual battlefield but way more fun cuz u can respawn. come join da chaos and be a hero in dis crazy world of Minecraft madness!

RussianTeachRageQuitCraft

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7036
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Animals Bred:	198	Meteorites Collected:	4
Void Gems Collected:	25	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

So, like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds in this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping emeralds and gold blocks like confetti at a party! And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle challenges you to a dance-off for the ultimate treasure chest full of enchanted weapons and armor!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Russian schoolteachers are quitting their jobs just to play here! That’s right, over 190,000 of them ditched their boring classrooms to join our epic adventures and build the craziest pixel art you’ve ever seen!

So, why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, while being serenaded by a chorus of singing creepers? Only on our server, my friend. Only on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild!

Arctic Cruise Chaos Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2016
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Emeralds Found:	3744
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chilling in your igloo in the Arctic, trying to enjoy the peace and quiet, when suddenly BAM! A cruise ship rolls up blasting Justin Bieber at full volume. Like, what the heck, right?

Well, on this server, we’re all about fighting back against the noise pollution caused by those pesky cruise ships. Join us and help us take down those noisy vessels with our epic Minecraft skills. We’ll build giant speakers to drown out their music, or maybe even summon a giant snowstorm to scare them away.

Plus, we’ll have epic battles on icebergs, race polar bears, and maybe even discover a secret underground ice palace. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await on this server? So come join us and let’s show those cruise ships who’s boss!

BlockCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2732
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	140	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Xilonen’s fervent beats? Well, look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like the rainbow destined to burn in version 5.1! Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s more hype than a character teaser for Xilonen!

We’ve got daily check-in rewards that are more rewarding than pulling a 5-star character banner, redeemable codes with primogems that will make you feel like you’ve hit the jackpot, and useful links that will blow your mind more than a peak patrol song on a sword banner!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of a Minecraft server that’s more epic than Xilonen forging a new name! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Flat Earth Minecraft SMP Opinions

Astronomy, Beliefs, Community, conspiracy theories, controversial, debate, discussion, Earth, Flat, flat earth, internet, Minecraft, Misinformation, Opinions, perspective, pseudoscience, Round Earth, Science, skepticism, smp, society, theories, Truth

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8077
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Star Shards Collected:	109	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Hey fellow gamers, are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we debate the true shape of the Earth while building epic structures and battling mythical creatures.

Our server is home to a group of flat Earth believers who are convinced that Minecraft is actually a simulation created by ancient aliens. Join us as we embark on quests to uncover the truth behind this conspiracy theory and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way.

But that’s not all! Our server is also haunted by a group of mischievous ghosts who love to prank unsuspecting players. From disappearing blocks to spooky noises in the night, you never know what kind of supernatural shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch your back for flat Earth believers and ghostly ghouls lurking around every corner!

HyphenCraft

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8798
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Crops Grown:	7820	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and chaos of real life, just like this poor player who had to deal with a name change against their will! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and craziness.

Reasons to join our server: – Escape from family drama like this player did with their hyphenated last name saga – Build your own world where you can choose your own name and identity – No lectures or therapy sessions here, just pure Minecraft madness – Be the ruler of your own kingdom and show your family who’s boss (in the virtual world, of course)

So come on down to our server and let’s create some epic memories together! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

RedditUserMC SMP

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2821
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Void Gems Collected:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4233
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
New Chunks Explored:	339089	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Animals Bred:	164

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Do you crave excitement, chaos, and shenanigans? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like a reality TV show on steroids, with drama, comedy, and suspense around every corner.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot, a pet dragon that you can ride into battle, and a hidden treasure chest that only the bravest adventurers can find. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to the Nether that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena.

So why waste your time on boring old Reddit when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our insane SMP? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your virtual life!

FutureCraft2025

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5501
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Secret Passages Found:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be able to predict the future with 100% accuracy! Our crystal ball plugin will give you insights into what will happen next in the game, from finding diamonds to encountering creepers. Who needs a fortune teller when you have our server?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of time-traveling chickens who will guide you on epic quests through different eras of Minecraft history. Ride a T-Rex in the prehistoric era, build a castle in medieval times, or even blast off to the future and battle robot zombies!

So if you want to experience the most mind-bending, time-traveling, future-predicting Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!