Worst Place MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyCringeLand

unsafe websites, internet, dangerous websites, CraftyCringeLand, inappropriate content

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the absolute WORST place on the internet – and we mean that in the best way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let’s just say that our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare step foot in it. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt, because on our server, anything goes – even if it involves riding llamas into battle against an army of zombie villagers. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Minecraft MiseryLand

Wretched, dismal, Pitiful, sorrowful, Forlorn

Have you ever been to a Minecraft server so boring that even the creepers fell asleep? Well, not anymore! Join our server and say goodbye to boredom forever!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a roller coaster that takes you straight to the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. Join us and become a knight of the Chicken King, fighting off evil cows and sheep with your trusty sword made of enchanted bacon.

So, if you’re tired of mundane Minecraft servers and want to experience the craziest adventures of your life, join us now! Who knows, you might even find a hidden portal to a land of infinite diamonds and cake.

PlumbCraft Server: 20 & Ready to Plumb!

apprenticeship program, plumbing job, on-the-job training, Server, Ready

Are you tired of fixing leaky pipes in Minecraft? Join our server and become a plumber apprentice! Not only will you learn the art of fixing virtual pipes, but you’ll also earn a virtual salary that will make you the richest player on the server. Who needs diamonds when you can have stacks of emerald blocks from your plumbing skills? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate plumber in the Minecraft world!

IndiESCraft SMP: The Misadventures of Blocky Bob

virtual events, safe space, blocky, supportive environment, Online Community

Welcome to our totally legit and not at all chaotic Minecraft SMP! Are you an Indie ES vtuber looking for a place to hang out and chat about Japanese indies while learning the language? Well, look no further because we’ve got you covered!

Join our server and ignore all the sudden off-topic dramas and raids that may or may not happen on a daily basis. Who needs peace and tranquility when you can have constant chaos and excitement, am I right?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable moments that will leave you questioning your sanity. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today!

DocFailMC SMP

medical error, legal action, patient safety, permanently disabled, healthcare negligence

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about incompetent doctors again! Our server is filled with magical healing potions that can cure any ailment, even if it was caused by a doctor who skipped medical school to become a professional Minecrafter.

We have a thriving community of players who have all overcome their own crazy obstacles in life, from being turned into a zombie by a witch to accidentally turning their pet pig into a creeper. You’ll fit right in with our motley crew of misfits and adventurers.

So come join us and leave your real-life problems behind. Who needs a functioning body when you can build an epic castle and ride a dragon into battle? Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons for all our members. Just don’t ask where we got them from… it’s a long story involving a rogue Enderman and a pack of rabid wolves.

DictatorTrump2020

DictatorTrump2020, warning signs, power, resistance, political rhetoric

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to escape to a world where the only dictator is a blocky version of Trump? Look no further than our server! Join us and witness Trump building his empire one block at a time, declaring himself the ruler of all lands in the most hilarious ways possible. From building walls to banning creepers, you never know what crazy antics Trump will get up to next. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

RegenToothCraft

Dentistry, dental health, dental implants, dental procedures, tooth loss

come join our epic minecraft server where teeth are a thing of the past! no more worrying about cavities or root canals, because on our server, your teeth will regenerate like magic!

imagine chomping on all the diamond blocks you want without a care in the world. no more dental appointments or painful toothaches. just pure, unadulterated minecraft fun!

we’ve even got a special tooth fairy npc who will trade you rare items in exchange for your old teeth. who knew losing teeth could be so rewarding?

so come on down to our server and experience the joy of a toothache-free existence. your dentist will thank you!

MineBA

Opponents, Thrilling, creativity, PvP, Popular

Mine Battle Arena is a thrilling multiplayer game that combines the excitement of Zooba with the creativity of Minecraft. Players can engage in intense battles in a variety of arenas, using unique characters and weapons to outsmart their opponents. This remake offers a fresh take on the popular battle royale genre. Join the fun and see if you have what it takes to emerge victorious in Mine Battle Arena!

mc.mineba.xyz

ColdVanilla

PvP, Spawn, hang out, Raids, Bases

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and /tpa so that you can quickly get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On ColdVanilla, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

coldvanilla.wtrh.pl:10017

Haven’t Flocked Up Yet! Just regular Survival, sorry Bedrock amigos!

Refined Storage, Tinkers Construct, When Dungeons Arise, dungeon crawl, Modded

Welcome to HavenFlock Modded Minecraft Server

Join Our Modded Minecraft Server: HavenFlock!

Server IP	67.227.25.170:25543
Discord	Join our Discord!

Themes:

Magic: Dive into mystical arts with mods like Blood Magic and Ars Nouveau.
Adventure: Explore new structures and dungeons with When Dungeons Arise and Dungeon Crawl.
Automation and Technology: Create complex machinery and automation systems with Industrial Foregoing and Create Stuff & Additions.
Farming and Cooking: Enhance your agricultural experience with Farmer’s Delight and Croptopia.
Storage Solutions: Keep your items organized and accessible with Sophisticated Storage and Refined Storage.
Building and Decoration: Beautify your world with Decorative Blocks and Macaw’s Furniture.

Featured Mods:

Create Stuff & Additions: Elevate your automation and engineering projects.
Xaero’s Minimap: Never get lost with a detailed and customizable minimap.
Industrial Foregoing: Advanced machinery and automation tools.
When Dungeons Arise: Explore intricate and challenging dungeons.
Tinkers’ Construct: Craft and customize powerful tools and weapons.
Farmer’s Delight: Enrich your farming experience with new crops and cooking recipes.
Sophisticated Storage & Backpacks: Organize your items with style and efficiency.
Immersive Engineering: Dive into a world of realistic engineering projects.
Blood Magic: Harness dark powers and rituals to gain extraordinary abilities.

Why Join HavenFlock?

Friendly Community: Meet and play with like-minded Minecraft enthusiasts.
Regular Events: Participate in exciting events and challenges.
Dedicated Staff: Our team is here to ensure a smooth and enjoyable experience.
Custom Features: Unique additions and modifications to enhance your gameplay.

Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or new to modded gameplay, HavenFlock has something for everyone. Don’t miss out on the adventure—join our server and become part of our amazing community!

See you in the game!