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| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 6351 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 1542 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
Are you a redstone torch? Because you’re lighting up my world like a creeper explosion! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick up lines that are so bad, they’re good. We’ve got a community of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves in a jungle biome. From building giant statues of Steve to organizing epic PvP battles in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many blocks of TNT), then come join us and see why we’re the best Minecraft server around!
