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BabyRageMinecraftSMP

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	301
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Looking for a server where anything can happen? Well, look no further because on our server, babies are randomly pressing buttons everywhere!

Imagine logging in to find your entire base covered in pink wool because a baby decided to go on a decorating spree. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of dirt because, well, babies gonna baby.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: a group of babies armed with diamond swords taking on a horde of creepers. Who will come out victorious? Only time will tell.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment, join us today! Just make sure to keep an eye on your belongings, you never know what a baby might get their hands on next.

Crafty Creepers: Where Bethesda’s Anti-Rebuild Agenda is Hilariously Embraced!

Agenda, AntiRebuild, bethesda, Bethesdas, Conflict, Crafty, CREEPERS, Destruction, embraced, Evolution, game development, Hilariously, Humanity, humanity’s future, moral choices, narrative design, NCR, open world games, philosophical themes, post-apocalyptic, progress, ReBuilding, society, starting over, storytelling, Survival, video games

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5984
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6586	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question the very fabric of reality? Look no further, because on our server, we have uncovered the shocking truth behind Bethesda’s hatred for humanity rebuilding itself.

Join us as we unravel the mystery of why Bethesda wants the NCR destroyed and humanity to start from scratch. Is it because they’re secretly aliens trying to take over the world? Or maybe they just really hate progress and want us to stay in the Stone Age forever.

But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you can defy Bethesda’s evil plans and build a glorious civilization that will stand the test of time. So come join us and let’s stick it to those pesky game developers who want to hold us back!

Crafty Creepers: Where even the gods can’t keep up with our epic builds!

Beliefs, Biblical stories, Builds, Crafty, CREEPERS, Divine, Epic, Eruv, FAITH, GOD, Gods, Jacob wrestling with the angel, Jewish practices, Jews, judaism, Kapparoth, KosherSwitch, Religion, religious symbolism, Rituals, Sacred, spirituality, Tashlikh, Traditions, ungodlike

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5752
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Votes:	2094
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride through a world where Eruvs and Kapparoth are the norm. Need to make sure your virtual food is Kosher? We got you covered! And don’t even get us started on the Tashlikh mini-game where you can toss your sins away like yesterday’s leftovers.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to wrestle with an angel like Jacob? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling celestial beings for ultimate bragging rights. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

PeasantCraft: When You Realize You’re Just a Low Status Youngling in Minecraft

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	124
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Dragon Scales Harvested:	266
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being the most powerful being on the planet! As a low status young single male, you have nothing to lose in life, so why not wreak havoc and chaos in our world? Build giant monuments to your awesomeness, create insane traps for unsuspecting players, and unleash your inner mad scientist with crazy experiments. Who cares about dying when you can respawn and continue your reign of terror? The possibilities are endless, so come join us and see how far you can go before they manage to stop you (if they can)!

Gender Bender Craft

Avril Lavigne, Bender, Craft, empowerment, gender, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, LGBTQ Representation, love story, Lyrics, Music, nonconformity, pop culture, punk fashion, Punk Rock, Rebellion, relationships, societal norms, Stereotypes, teenage angst, teenage rebellion

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6083
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a gender-bending theme where everyone can be whoever they want to be – whether you’re a guy who wants to be a girl or a girl who wants to be a guy, we’ve got you covered!

Join us for epic adventures where you can slay dragons while rocking a fabulous dress or build the coolest castle while sporting a killer beard. Our community is all about embracing your true self and having a blast while doing it. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s show the world that in Minecraft, anything is possible – even if it involves some serious gender-bending shenanigans!

Angry Koreans Minecraft Server – Where Impatience and Passive-Aggressiveness Collide for Epic Gameplay!

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	390
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve turned the whole society into an army! That’s right, forget about peaceful villagers and cute animals, we’ve got soldiers running around ready to battle it out in epic PvP matches.

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting for your survival in a world where every block could be your last. Build your own fortress, gather resources, and recruit your own army to dominate the battlefield. But be careful, because the enemy could be lurking around every corner, waiting to strike.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a Minecraft world where chaos reigns supreme and the only way to survive is to fight like your life depends on it (because it actually does)? Join us now and let the battle begin!

Pixelated Pranksters Minecraft Server: Where Everything is a Virtual Reality Mission!

action button, Arsenal Gear, artificiality, City of Glass, codec, Identity, infinite ammo, Memetics, meta-game world, metal gear solid, mgs, Minecraft, Mission, Paul Auster, pixelated, post-modern fiction, post-modern metafiction, pranksters, Reality, sci fi story, select button, Server, The New York Trilogy, virtual, VR simulation, VR-simulation theory

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7986
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ores Mined:	3145
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a whole new level of crazy!

Join us for an epic adventure where the entire game is actually a VR mission! That’s right, you’ll be immersed in a virtual world where nothing is as it seems. Just like in Metal Gear Solid 2, you’ll question reality, your own identity, and maybe even the meaning of life itself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is inspired by the novel “The New York Trilogy” and will have you feeling like a detective trying to unravel the mysteries of the universe. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Snake himself pointing to his bandana and giving you infinite ammo as a hilarious gag.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of something truly mind-blowing? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft!

Dragon’s LOLma: Crafting Chaos with /ddg/ Crew

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	233
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Votes:	267
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	113	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and repetitive gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where you can storm the Greatwall like a true warrior!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to create your own pawn to fight by your side. Our server is so awesome, even Capcom themselves have taken notice and conducted an official survey about it!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly updated with patch notes and new features, so you’ll never get bored. Plus, our community is so friendly and helpful, you’ll feel like you’re part of a real-life adventure party.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Minecraft like never before on our server – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Melon Madness: Where Big Fruits Rule the World!

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2218
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Potions Brewed:	180	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you melon lovers out there! We have the biggest, juiciest melons you’ve ever seen in Minecraft – and we’re not just talking about the fruit!

Join our server for a chance to explore our melon-themed world, where everything from the buildings to the mobs are shaped like melons. Want to ride a giant melon pig into battle? We’ve got you covered. How about diving into a pool of melon juice to replenish your health? Yup, we’ve got that too.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Melon King, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of worthy challengers. Defeat him in battle and you’ll be rewarded with a crown made entirely of melons – the ultimate status symbol in our melon-obsessed world.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a melon-tastic adventure like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer melon madness that awaits you!

SaladCraft: Where Chickens Rule and Salad is the Only Currency

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5829
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Alien Abductions:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real challenge is deciding whether or not to eat Livia’s salad! Legend has it that Livia’s salad is so delicious, it will give you superhuman powers in the game. But be warned, some players have reported experiencing strange side effects like turning into a pig or speaking in reverse. Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to conquer Livia’s salad!

Pixelated Pals and Pals, Not Racists, Promise!

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2156
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
New Chunks Explored:	234685	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1436	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further! Our server offers a unique and exciting experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us for the chance to hang out with black people (aka niggers) in a virtual world like never before!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the tallest block tower in all of Minecraft, built entirely out of diamond blocks. Rumor has it that if you can climb to the top, you’ll find a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that will give you superpowers in the game.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a pet dragon that roams the server, breathing fire and causing chaos wherever it goes. If you can tame the dragon, you’ll have the ultimate ally in your quest for domination.

So why wait? Join us today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you’ll never forget!