Worst Performer MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BlockDownUnder

uk, longevity data, Analysis, high income, PEERS

come join our epic minecraft server where aussies are immortal beings who outlive everyone else by 1000 years!!! we have kangaroos riding pigs, koalas building houses, and drop bears dropping in on unsuspecting players. our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to explode. come join the fun and see why aussies are the true rulers of minecraft! also, did we mention that our diamonds are actually vegemite flavored? yea, you heard that right. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the land down under like never before!

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LagCraft: Canada’s Defense Laggard

worst performer, Canadas, nato, military expenditure, military capabilities

so, like, this server is, like, the worst performer now in all of minecraft. but, like, in a totally good way, you know? we’re being called a ‘laggard’ on defence spending, but that just means we’re saving all our diamonds for epic battles and stuff.

join our server if you want to be part of the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft world ever. we have crazy events like zombie pigman rodeos and creeper dance parties. our admins are always coming up with new challenges and quests that will make you question your sanity.

plus, we have the best community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a good fight. so, come join us and see why we’re the worst performer now in the best way possible.

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Eagle Theft Minecraft Server

stolen heritage, stolen treasures, World War 2, cultural theft, Symbolism

Are you tired of those sneaky Germans stealing your eagles? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have an army of pixelated eagles ready to protect your precious loot! Join us and witness epic battles between players riding eagles and German invaders trying to snatch them away. It’s a wild ride filled with feathers, fury, and lots of laughs. So come on over and show those Germans who’s boss in the most ridiculous way possible!

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Her Plan Minecraft SMP

Clever, Sly, Plan, Crafty, Deception

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world full of craziness. Creepers riding pigs, villagers throwing parties, and even a chicken who could speak in rhymes. But that’s not all – there’s a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server!

But don’t worry, it’s all part of Her plan. Who is Her, you ask? Well, no one really knows, but some say she’s a mystical being who controls the very fabric of our Minecraft world. Join us and unravel the mysteries of Her plan, or just have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure. Just remember, it’s all part of Her plan.

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Game Changer Minecraft Server

game achievement, game rating, game enjoyment, Game strategies, game tricks

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that make your game a measly 5/10? Well, look no further because our server will make your game a whopping 10/10! How, you ask? Well, our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. They will guide you through epic quests, insane challenges, and even teach you how to ride pigs like a pro. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will trade you diamonds for cookies. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime!

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Minecraft SMP: POV: Your Steam Deck

handheld gaming device, Minecraft, Gaming, Steam Platform, Steam Deck

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days. Our server is home to a community of wacky players who are always up for a good time.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face him?

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way? Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

1835, Fearsome, battle, Sight, Ohioans

Join our Minecraft server and experience the epic battles of Phillips Corners in 1835! Play as either an Ohio faggot running like a girl or a fearsome Michigan Militia member capturing enemies and holding them in camps (because we’re based like that). The Ohioans have been cucked by the superior North Men for 200 years, but now is your chance to rewrite history in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some outrageous fun on our server!

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True_Classified_Minecraft SMP

group dynamics, social constructs, classification, smp, True

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where players are classified into outrageous categories like “Creeper Whisperer” and “Diamond Hoarder Extraordinaire.”

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned all the pigs on the server into flying pigs just for laughs!

If you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind world!

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AMIVERSE Vanilla server for fun Minecraft server

Griefing, Survival, Whitelist, Server, Interact

Amiverse is a vanilla server where you will find the most friendly and expansive world in which players can explore, build and interact. Amiverse conveys the feeling of a large, unifying space where each participant is important and can feel part of a single community.

Amiverse is a vanilla server without griefing, privates, donations!

Simple Voice voice chat is installed on the server!

If WhiteList is enabled on the server, come to our discord or VK group and leave your nickname in the Whitelist channel or in community messages, you will be quickly added

amiverse.xyz

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Pixel Pawns – Minecraft Server

PIXEL, weekend tournaments, Chess tournaments, play online, Chess Strategy

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community so awesome it’ll make you question reality.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and a talking parrot that only speaks in memes. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have been known to break out in spontaneous dance parties. And don’t even get me started on the pigs wearing top hats and monocles. It’s a sight to behold, my friends.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a battle against a horde of evil chickens or embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of ultimate power. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops. Join us now and let the laughter and chaos begin!

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