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BlockDownUnder

Analysis, aussies, Australians, BlockDownUnder, comparison, English-speaking countries, health, high income, International, life expectancy, Lifestyle, longevity data, longevity trends, outlive, PEERS, research, statistics, study, uk, US, worst performer

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6867
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Astral Projections Made:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Towns Built:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where aussies are immortal beings who outlive everyone else by 1000 years!!! we have kangaroos riding pigs, koalas building houses, and drop bears dropping in on unsuspecting players. our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to explode. come join the fun and see why aussies are the true rulers of minecraft! also, did we mention that our diamonds are actually vegemite flavored? yea, you heard that right. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the land down under like never before!

LagCraft: Canada’s Defense Laggard

Allies, Budget, Canada, Canadas, criticism, defence spending, Defense, funding, global affairs, Government, international relations, LagCraft, laggard, Military, military capabilities, military expenditure, national defense, nato, North America, policy, SECURITY, worst performer

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2581
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the worst performer now in all of minecraft. but, like, in a totally good way, you know? we’re being called a ‘laggard’ on defence spending, but that just means we’re saving all our diamonds for epic battles and stuff.

join our server if you want to be part of the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft world ever. we have crazy events like zombie pigman rodeos and creeper dance parties. our admins are always coming up with new challenges and quests that will make you question your sanity.

plus, we have the best community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a good fight. so, come join us and see why we’re the worst performer now in the best way possible.

PixelLove Minecraft Server

adultery, BETRAYAL, Cheating, Communication, emotional connection, husband, Infidelity, Intimacy, Marriage, marriage counseling, Minecraft, monogamy, open relationship, PixelLove, relationships, Server, sex, sexual attraction, sexual desire, sexual frustration, Therapy, Trust, Wife

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3922
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a soap opera? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual love triangle, with players constantly asking, “Why won’t she have sex with her husband, but is more than happy to have sex with every other man?” Join us for drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (or lack thereof). Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

after party, aita, BETRAYAL, Boyfriend, cheering, Clapping, Crowd, ending friendship, Friends, friendship, Girlfriend, Marriage, Minecraft, overreacting, parents, Party, Proposal, SECURITY, Server, special moment, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7285
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	338
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Crops Grown:	9234
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee no surprise proposals will ruin your special day! Unlike some weddings, we promise to keep the focus on YOU and your virtual adventures.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. No need to worry about friends stealing the spotlight with unexpected proposals – our server is all about YOU and your creativity.

So come on over and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! And remember, on our server, the only thing popping the question will be creepers asking if they can explode near you. Join now and leave the real-life wedding drama at the door!

CraftyWeddingDrama

Bridesmaids, compromise, Coworkers, CraftyWeddingDrama, entrance procession, game of chicken, Greek life, groomsmen, life of the party, not budging, over the top, Ridiculous, social person, soon to be wife, sorority sisters, special friends, throwing away account, wedding party, wedding planning, wedding request

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Are you tired of boring, traditional weddings? Want to spice things up with a wedding procession that lasts longer than your average movie? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of planning a wedding with 17 (yes, you read that right, 17!) bridesmaids. Imagine the chaos and hilarity as they all try to coordinate their outfits and hairstyles. And don’t worry, we’ll help you find enough groomsmen to match, even if that means recruiting random NPCs from the game.

But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to navigate the treacherous waters of compromise with your virtual bride as you try to convince her to trim down the guest list. Will you cave first or will she? It’s like a game of chicken, but with wedding planning!

So come join us on our server and experience the wedding of a lifetime (or at least until the next update). Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic and dramatic at the same time?

BlockBustMasturbate

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3477
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever play in! We have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to epic build battles while wearing nothing but diamond armor! And don’t even get me started on our exclusive “Weirdest Place You’ve Masturbated” competition – let’s just say things get pretty wild in the virtual world. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time!

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, criminal investigation, Exploitation, farm labourers, forced labor, free, human trafficking, immigration, Indian, international news, Italian, italy, Justice, labor rights, migrant rights, Migrant workers, Minecraft, PastaCraft, Police, rescue operation, Server, Slavery, South Asia

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2933
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

so, like, you ever wanted to be a hero like the italian police? well, on this server, you can be a hero too! we got 33 indian farm labourers waiting for you to free them from “slavery” and show them the way to a better life in minecraft! join now and be the savior they never knew they needed! plus, who knows what other crazy adventures you’ll find on this server! come join the fun, dude!

NinjaCraft: Let ‘Em Fail!

BANKRUPTCY, Business, Competition, cure, economic growth, Economy, Fail, Failure, innovation, Japan, lessons learned, Management, market, NinjaCraft, Recovery, Revival, stealth, strategy, success, Survival, zombie businesses

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5195
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Animals Bred:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we cure zombie businesses by letting them fail! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with failing businesses instead of brain-hungry zombies. watch as we stealthily take down these undead companies and save japan from economic doom. join now for a wild ride full of epic battles and hilarious mishaps! you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on and join the fun!

ObsessiveCraft – Neural OCD Biomarker

biomarker, brain activity, brain disorders, brain stimulation, dbs, Deep Brain Stimulation, global health, medical breakthrough, mental health, mental illness, Monitoring, neural, neural activity pattern, neural biomarker, neurology, neuroscience, obsessive-compulsive disorder, ObsessiveCraft, OCD, prediction, Psychiatry, research, Treatment

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3664
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

so, like, u know how sometimes u just gotta mine and craft and build stuff in minecraft, right? well, this server is like, the ultimate place to do all that and more! we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage!

but wait, there’s more! we also have this super cool feature where we can predict if u have OCD just by how u play the game! it’s like, mind-blowing, dude. and if u do have OCD, we can monitor u and make sure u’re getting the best treatment possible. it’s like having your own personal therapist, but in minecraft!

so, if u wanna join a server that’s not only fun and exciting, but also has cutting-edge technology to help with mental health, then u gotta join us! trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

Tomoso’s SMP: Where even the creepers think the drama’s too spicy!

building, Community, Creative, CREEPERS, Diamond Economy, Discord, dramas, Exploration, France, Land Claims, Minigames, multiplayer, original feel, Papermc, Plugins, PvP, quality of life, Redstone, Server, smp, spicy, Survival, Tomosos, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	253
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/free-robux/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla with select plugins
Plugins	Few select plugins for quality of life
Economy	Diamond based economy
Land Claims	No land claims
Server Version	Papermc 1.20.6
Location	France
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, we are a Vanilla server with a few select plugins.
What is the server economy based on?	We have a diamond-based economy.
Are there land claims on the server?	No, there are no land claims on our server.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	We run the server on Papermc 1.20.6.
Where is the server located?	Our server is located in France.

CraftySurvival Minecraft Server

15 minutes, CraftySurvival, food spoils, great design, Minecraft, Server, survival game, survival game challenge, survival game design, survival game features, survival game food spoils, survival game gameplay, survival game goals, survival game mechanics, survival game objectives, survival game resource management, survival game strategy, survival game survival skills, survival game time management, survival game tips, time wasting game, waste your time

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3070
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where your food never spoils and you never have to worry about survival? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where food spoils in just 15 minutes, adding an extra level of challenge and excitement to your gameplay.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the most ridiculous and outrageous design you’ve ever seen. From floating islands made entirely of diamond blocks to lava-filled mazes that will make you question your sanity, our server is guaranteed to waste your time in the most entertaining way possible.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times along the way.

BidenCraft: Where Even the Creepers Have Better Ideas! Minecraft Server

BIAS, Biden supporters, BidenCraft, Campaign, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, CREEPERS, criticism, debate, democratic party, discrimination, election, ideas, ignorance, intelligence, liberal, Minecraft, opinion, partisanship, Politics, president, retarded, Server, trump, Voting

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5163
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	246

Are you tired of dealing with Biden supporters and their questionable decision-making skills? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only questionable decisions you’ll make involve building a giant chicken out of diamond blocks. Our server is a safe haven for those seeking refuge from the chaos of the real world, where you can let your creativity run wild and build whatever your heart desires. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a hardcore Trump supporter, so you’ll never have to worry about any political drama ruining your gaming experience. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and plenty of laughs!