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BlockyDisasters

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8286
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a special event where players are thrown into a pit of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. The last one standing gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Don’t miss out on the chaos and hilarity – join now and see if you can survive the madness!

Galaxy Gals Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anonymity, cultural exchange, discretion, empowerment, Exploration, female solo travel, freedom, Friends, Galaxy, gals, giga slut, holiday lover, INDEPENDENCE, judgement, Liberation, locals, Minecraft, RELATIVES, Self Discovery, Server, sex tourism, taboo, travel

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2368
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Star Shards Collected:	135
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can travel to faraway lands and let yourself get “fucked” by the locals or other players! It’s like sex tourism, but with blocks and creepers instead of STDs.

Imagine being a giga slut in the virtual world, building relationships with holiday lovers and moving on to the next place for a new lover. No judgment from relatives or friends, just pure Minecraft romance.

Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated passion and scandalous escapades. Who needs real life when you can have virtual love affairs in our Minecraft world? Get ready to craft, mine, and get freaky with us!

Breaking Minecraft SMP: AEW Rampage Has Been Legitimately Cancelled

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2041
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mines Excavated:	3999	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	New Chunks Explored:	223995

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 Forget about AEW Rampage being cancelled, because our Minecraft SMP is where all the real action is at! Join us for some epic battles, crazy builds, and non-stop fun!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret… rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen who love to dance the Macarena! And if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats!

So what are you waiting for? Leave AEW Rampage in the dust and come join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it! 💥🎮🤪

CraftyBoomerAge

aging, Appearance, attitude, CraftyBoomerAge, diet, Exercise, Experience, fashion, genetics, grey hair, habits, health, Lifestyle, Maturity, mindset, skincare, Sleep, stress, Technology, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	163
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Potions Brewed:	178	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mines Excavated:	2428	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Join our Minecraft server and instantly age yourself by 10 years! That’s right, just by logging in, you’ll go from a fresh-faced youngster to a wise old sage in no time. Why waste time growing up the old-fashioned way when you can fast-track your aging process with us?

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to battle against a horde of zombie grandmas who are hell-bent on stealing all the cookies in the land. Can you outsmart these wrinkly foes and reclaim the coveted cookies for yourself?

And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret hidden level where you can ride around on flying dentures and engage in epic toothbrush jousting tournaments. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server now and embrace your inner elderly warrior. Just don’t forget to pack your denture adhesive and anti-aging cream – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyPols Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Conflict, CraftyPols, Diplomacy, eastern europe, end benefits, EU benefits, european union, fighting age, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Poland, Poland calls, Politics, sanctions, Server, Support, Ukraine, Ukrainian men, War

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9271
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a whole army of ukrainian men of fighting age ready to battle it out in the virtual world! watch as they build massive structures with their bare hands and take on the creepers like true warriors. plus, who needs EU benefits when you can have all the diamond swords and enchanted armor you could ever want? join now and be part of the chaos and mayhem on our server like never before!

BoomCraft: Ukrainian Drone Attack

ammo depot, Attack, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, Defense, Destruction, drone, drone attack, eastern europe, escalation, explosions, huge blasts, international relations, Military, RETALIATION, Russian, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, triggers, UKRAINIAN, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, WARFARE

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4567
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Potions Brewed:	93
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya a story that’ll blow your mind!

So, like, there was this Ukrainian drone, right? And it was all like, “I’m gonna wreck this Russian ammo depot, yo!” And then BOOM! Huge blasts everywhere, like fireworks on the Fourth of July!

Now, imagine all that chaos, but in Minecraft! Join this server and experience the thrill of dodging explosions while building your epic base. Plus, you might even spot a flying pig or a dancing creeper! It’s lit, fam! Join now before the drones come for you!

Blocky Pandemic Quest

blocky, Cases, coronavirus, Covid-19, data analysis, disease modelling, epidemiology, Healthcare, medical supplies, monthly cycles, outbreak, pandemic, Prevention, public health, Quest, research, response, South, spike, Summer, U.S, Vaccines

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	184
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have SIX MONTHLY CYCLES of crazy fun! Just like COVID-19 cases in the U.S., our server is always changing and keeping you on your toes. We offer crucial insights into building epic structures and getting all the supplies and diamonds you need.

This summer, our server saw a significant spike in creeper explosions, which were mostly concentrated in the south side of our virtual world. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of TNT to fight back and protect your precious builds.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs medical supplies and vaccines when you’ve got a diamond sword and enchanted armor? Let’s survive and thrive in this crazy minecraft world together!

HeroCraft

best minecraft server, Call your friends, DOMINATE, herocraft, meet us, minecraft server, Minigames, Ranking, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2970
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3302	Secret Passages Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Minecraft server focused on survival, with minigames and ranking, best minecraft server, come meet us, call your friends and dominate the server

mc.herocraftnetwork.com:25503

BlockyCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	711
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Mines Excavated:	2458	Animals Bred:	147
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is filled with secret quests and hidden treasures that will make you feel like a real-life Indiana Jones. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our world.

2. The mobs on our server are not your average zombies and skeletons. We have pink fluffy creepers that explode in a cloud of glitter and unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns. It’s a colorful and magical world out there.

3. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! Our server has a special dragon breeding program where you can hatch your very own fire-breathing companion. Just be careful not to burn down your house in the process.

4. Our community is like no other. We have regular events like llama races, underwater building competitions, and even a weekly dance-off at the town square. You’ll never be bored with us around.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Hand Egg Regular Minecraft SMP Season

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2738
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6028	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate challenge! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re playing in the hand egg championship playoffs every day. Our players run an average of 2km per game, but don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to rest…just like a hand egg wide receiver!

Forget scrubbing floors in schools and hospitals, come burn calories with us in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Who needs the NFL when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft champion? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

BroHouseDramaCraft

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9738
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Animals Bred:	74
Farms Harvested:	563	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers where you have to follow the rules and listen to everyone’s feedback? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories. Just like this player who moved in with their brother and now they’re fighting over a house purchase. Can you imagine fighting over a Minecraft house with your sibling? That’s the kind of drama you can expect on our server!

Forget about boring old rules and regulations, on our server, anything goes! Build the house of your dreams, team up with friends to take on epic quests, and maybe even start a feud with your own brother over a virtual property. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even end up in a virtual house-buying feud of your own!