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SubCraft: The Worst Server Ever

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2904
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Holy Grails Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the WORST (in the best way possible)! Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller.”

So, if you’re ready to throw all logic out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on the WORST Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side!

CraftyIranLoverLebHit

ally support, closest ally, Conflict Resolution, CraftyIranLoverLebHit, crisis management., diplomatic response, foreign relations, Geopolitics, hezbollah, international affairs, iran, Iranian influence, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, next move, political strategy, power dynamics, regional dynamics, regional stability, strategic planning

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8419
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mines Excavated:	4768	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

So, like, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, Iran is, like, totally weighing its next move and stuff, but, like, its closest ally just took a hit in Lebanon, bro! And, like, on this server, u can, like, totally build ur own epic base to strategize and stuff, and, like, maybe even form alliances with other players to take over the server, man! So, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever, dude!

Crafty Colon Cancer Server

biological clock, Cancer, cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer treatment, chronobiology, circadian disruption, circadian rhythm, Colon, Colorectal Cancer Progression, Crafty, gut dysbiosis, gut flora, gut health, gut inflammation, gut microbiome changes, gut-brain axis, microbiome analysis, microbiota, Server, tumor growth, Tumor Microenvironment, Tumor Progression

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6372
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	New Chunks Explored:	797491
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have circadian disruption and gut microbiome changes that will blow ur mind!!! like, did u know that by playing on our server, u can actually prevent colorectal cancer progression??? it’s true, our pixelated world is so magical that it can even heal ur real life body!!! join now for a chance to become a minecraft superhero and save the world, one block at a time!!! #minecraftforlife #gutmicrobiomeftw

Idunn: Where we specialize in making vanilla Minecraft as complicated as possible!

Active, Adventure, building, Community, COMPLICATED, Custom, Economy, Events, Exploration, Friendly, https://discord.gg/HDj9jKcJqu, Idunn, making, Minecraft, multiplayer, play.idunn.one:25565, Plugins, Quests, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, specialize, Survival, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8606
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to Idunn – Your Next Adventure Awaits!
Join us on today for the launch of Idunn, a vibrant Minecraft SMP!

Our Server:
Version 1.21: We’re running on the latest Minecraft version, giving you access to all the latest features and updates!
Grief Protection: Don’t worry about anything happening to your beloved builds!
Friendly Staff: Having an issue? Create a ticket and inform a staff member. We will be happy to help!

Features You’ll Love:
Quality of Life Add-Ons:
Land Claims: Protect your builds and create your dream world without fear!
Player Shops: Trade with friends and establish your marketplace!
Spawn & Home: You will always be able to warp back to Spawn or your bed!
Player Warps: Set a place to warp back too! You can even make it public and have people visit!

Mods:
Custom Terrain Generation: Explore a unique world with custom terrain and structures across all three dimensions, bringing the environment to life!
Looting Plug-In: Don’t worry about friends snagging your items! Our looting plug-in ensures you get your share, no matter what!
Custom Currency: Start your adventure with 250 Krona to trade and buy items!
Exclusive Trading Cards: Collect 36 unique trading cards based on our first season! Will you be able to gather them all?

Join the Server! – [play.idunn.one:25565]

Join our Discord! – https://discord.gg/HDj9jKcJqu

Join Us! We can’t wait to see you on Idunn for an unforgettable adventure!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the Idunn Minecraft server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to play.idunn.one:25565 in your Minecraft client.

Q: Is there any grief protection on the server?

A: Yes, we have grief protection in place to ensure that your builds are safe.

Q: How can I contact staff if I have an issue?

A: You can create a ticket or contact a staff member on our Discord server for assistance.

Q: Are there any special features on the server?

A: Yes, we have features like land claims, player shops, custom terrain generation, looting plug-in, custom currency, and exclusive trading cards.

Q: Can I warp back to spawn or my home easily?

A: Yes, you can always warp back to spawn or your bed with ease.

Q: How can I start my adventure with currency on the server?

A: You will start with 250 Krona to trade and buy items on Idunn.

Brain Rewire Minecraft Server

behavior modification, Brain, cognitive restructuring, mental flexibility, Minecraft, neuroplasticity, personal development, personal growth, personality change, positive mindset, Rewire, rewire brain, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-change, self-empowerment, self-evolution, self-improvement journey, self-transformation, Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4467
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring personality in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can literally rewire your brain and become a whole new player!

Join us and embark on a journey of self-discovery as you transform into the most pleasant and likable character in the Minecraft universe. But beware, just like in real life, changing your personality in-game is not an easy task. You might find yourself questioning if it’s all just a waste of time, or if you can truly become a new and improved player.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your epic quest to become the ultimate Minecraft personality chameleon. Who knows, you might even unlock hidden powers and abilities along the way. Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

Minecraft SMP – /csg/ – Creeper Survival Guild

Alt1, conjure, Content Roadmap, creeper, csg, Divination, elite dungeon, game updates, Gate of Elidinis, guild, Minecraft, Mining, money making guide, necromancy, Official News Archive, overhead prayer, Perk calculator, Returning Players, RS Wiki, Runecrafting, runescape, Sanctum of Rebirth, scripture, skill training, Smithing, smp, Survival, underworld, Vampyre juvinate

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6721
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Welcome to Vampyre Juvinate Edition! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.

Forget about boring old skilling bosses, we have the Gate of Elidinis where you can fight offhands made of Runecrafting and Divination, unlock a new overhead prayer, and even get your hands on a new scripture. And don’t forget about the 4th conjure that’s basically a defensive waste of ectoplasm – because who doesn’t love wasting ectoplasm?

But wait, there’s more! Explore the Sanctum of Rebirth, an “elite” dungeon that will test your skills to the max. Complete the Underworld diary for some epic rewards and level up your Mining and Smithing to a crazy max level of 110.

If you haven’t played since the First Age, don’t worry! We have a Wiki Guide for Returning Players to help you catch up on all the madness. And make sure to check out the official news archive for all the latest updates.

Join us for the latest quest, Soul Searching, and dive into the new skill of Necromancy. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can join our insane world filled with vampires, necromancers, and endless adventures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a journey like no other!

PhonelessBarberShop – Minecraft Server

Adult, barber shop, Boundaries, Communication, concern, consideration, Decision making, family, family dynamics, Haircut, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, Phone, PhonelessBarberShop, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, self-care, Server, Time management, Trust, Waiting, worry

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8585
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1195
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of waiting in line for hours just to get a simple haircut? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, there are no queues for the barber shop! You can get a fresh new haircut in seconds, without any tears or worries from your loved ones.

Join our server and experience the thrill of walking to the barber’s without a phone, just like in the crazy story above. Who needs a phone when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

So come on over and join us for some hilarious adventures and wild stories that will make you forget all about your real-life worries. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your long-lost cousin waiting in line at the virtual barber shop!

WeddingCraft: NoSisAllowed

Bisexual, Confrontation, conservative family, Drama, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, intervention, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, maid of honor, Marriage, NoSisAllowed, relationships, sister drama, Support, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2252
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	218

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this bride-to-be’s family drama!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Just like this sister who tried to ruin her sibling’s wedding by staging an intervention over coffee. Who needs coffee when you can have tea like this?

And if you think your family is crazy, wait until you meet our community of players. From condescending maid of honors to parents threatening to boycott weddings, our server is a circus of chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

So if you’re ready to escape reality and dive into a world where drama is the name of the game, join our server today. Who needs a supportive family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft community instead?

SuperpowerSMP: Mindreader

Ability, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Flight, healing, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, MAGICAL, mind reading, MindReader, shape shifting, special powers, strength, Superhuman, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperpowerSMP, telekinesis, telepathy, time travel, wish fulfillment

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	704
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	397
Chimeras Created:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle or summoning lightning bolts with a flick of your wrist? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can have any superpower your heart desires! Want to be able to turn invisible and prank your friends? Done. Want to be able to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and become the ultimate PvP champion? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us now and become the superhero you were always meant to be!

CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter

Accountability, billy bush, Celebrity, consequences, CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter, donald trump, double standards, Ethics, INEQUALITY, leadership, Media, METOO, Misogyny, power dynamics, Presidency, scandal, sexual assault, social justice, toxic behavior, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace culture

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	143
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	426	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Villages Defended:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape the crazy reality of politics! On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from creepy politicians and their inappropriate conversations. No need to worry about getting fired for just standing by and listening to their nonsense here! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a secret bunker, you might just find the missing emails that everyone’s been talking about. So come on over and let’s block out the madness together!

SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4349
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2321	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.