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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 5841 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Potions Brewed: | 118 |
Zombie Dances: | 9 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller.”
So, if you’re ready to throw all logic out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on the WORST Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side!