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Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

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New Server IP
Overindulged Oasis 1.21.4
1.21.4, Binge Eating, breaking the cycle, compulsive eating, diet sabotage, eating disorder, emotional eating, excessive eating, food addiction, food cravings, food guilt, food indulgence, gluttony, mindless eating, Oasis, overeating, Overindulged, overindulgence, self-control, struggling with portion control, unhealthy habits, unhealthy relationship with food, weight gain
Yo, bro, do you love eating as much as I do? Then you gotta join this epic Minecraft server where you can feast on virtual food all day long!
I’m talking about chowing down on pixelated steak, munching on blocky burgers, and slurping up square-shaped soup like there’s no tomorrow.
Forget about building epic structures or battling monsters – the real fun is in stuffing your face with endless amounts of virtual food.
Join now and let’s see who can eat the most in this crazy food-filled world!

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New Server IP
No, it’s a Minecraft server!
British etiquette, covid recovery, disabled badge, disabled parking, disabled parking etiquette, first come first serve, Minecraft, not my problem, oxygen cylinder, oxygen mask, oxygen prongs, pneumonia recovery, protective mum, ranting woman, respiratory appointment, Server, straight face, wheelchair assistance
Are you tired of dealing with entitled oxygen tank-wielding parking spot stealers in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be fighting for is the best spot to build your epic castle! No oxygen tanks necessary, just a sense of humor and a love for virtual adventures.
Join us and leave the real world drama behind. Our server is filled with friendly players who won’t steal your parking spot or yell at you for trying to park legally. Plus, our virtual wheelchairs are top of the line and never run out of battery!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the oxygen tank drama in the past. Who knows, you might even find a new friend to push you around (virtually, of course)!

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New Server IP
CraftyCourtFines
APPEAL, AUTHORITY, bailiffs, budget holiday, clean air zone, Communication, court fees, court order., CraftyCourtFines, favour, Fine, fines, Frustration, holiday, Manipulation, misunderstanding, moral obligation, mutual friend, payment, penalty notice, Work colleague
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as Tara’s driving through a clean air zone without paying the fee!
Join us for insane adventures and crazy drama like never before. Just like how Tara got clamped by bailiffs, you’ll be clamped by the fun and excitement on our server.
Explore a world where anything can happen, just like how Tara had to pay a ridiculous fine for taking us on holiday. But don’t worry, on our server, the only thing you’ll be paying for is a great time!
So come join us and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a sticky situation just like Tara, but with a lot more laughs and fun along the way. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

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New Server IP
CraftyKremlinWarBanter
ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKremlinWarBanter, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, economic sanctions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military intervention, peace negotiations, peace talks, political pressure, russia, sanctions, security measures, Ukraine, united states, US, War
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. if you join, you’ll get a free pet llama that farts diamonds.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to a dimension where pigs can fly? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
plus, our staff are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. and if you ever get bored, just hop on our rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion.
so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? it’s, like, the coolest place in the whole minecraft universe. come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together!

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New Server IP
Veggie & Fruit Juice Gut Fun
Fruit, Fun, Gut, Juice, Veggie
So, like, you ever wonder what would happen if you, like, drank a bunch of vegetable and fruit juice in Minecraft? Well, on this server, we’re all about that veggie and fruit juice life, bro!
Join us and watch as your gut and oral microbiome, like, totally transform into something out of this world! Your Minecraft character will be, like, glowing with health and vitality, all thanks to the power of juicing!
But that’s not all, oh no! On this server, we’ve got, like, special quests and challenges that involve juicing different fruits and veggies to unlock, like, superpowers and abilities! You’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot lasers from your eyes and stuff, all because of the magic of juicing!
So, like, come join us on this totally rad Minecraft server and experience the wacky and wild world of vegetable and fruit juicing like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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New Server IP
Marps’ Minecraft Hub
16+, Community, Discord, discord server, Events, Friends, Hub, Land Claims, long term, manhunt, Marps, Minecraft, Network, pay to win, Pure Minecraft, Server, short-term, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Type Community-focused
Worlds Long-term and short-term events
Events Survival, Manhunt, Skyblock, etc.
Experience True vanilla, no land claims, no pay-to-win
Join Us Discord Server
FAQ
Q: Can I join the server?
A: Yes, you can join our server by joining our Discord community.
Q: What type of worlds do you host?
A: We host both long-term survival worlds and short-term events like Manhunt and Skyblock.
Q: Is your server pay-to-win?
A: No, we believe in a pure Minecraft experience without any pay-to-win elements.
Q: Are there land claims on the server?
A: No, we provide a true vanilla experience with no land claims.
Q: How can I join the events?
A: You can join the events by following the announcements in our Discord server.

Server Type	Community-focused
Worlds	Long-term and short-term events
Events	Survival, Manhunt, Skyblock, etc.
Experience	True vanilla, no land claims, no pay-to-win
Join Us	Discord Server

Are you tired of watching legendary YouTube channels that have gone MIA? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can relive the glory days of your favorite YouTuber by building their iconic creations in-game! From PewDiePie’s Minecraft mansion to Stampy’s funland, the possibilities are endless!

Join our server and become a part of the wackiest community in the Minecraft universe. We have players who can build pixel art of your favorite YouTubers in seconds, and our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life YouTube drama!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the nostalgia flow through you as you embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even stumble upon a secret base where your favorite YouTuber is hiding out! Trust us, this server is the place to be for all the die-hard fans of legendary YouTube channels.

SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories

Overindulged Oasis 1.21.4

No, it’s a Minecraft server!

CraftyCourtFines

CraftyKremlinWarBanter

Veggie & Fruit Juice Gut Fun

Marps’ Minecraft Hub

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server?

Q: What type of worlds do you host?

Q: Is your server pay-to-win?

Q: Are there land claims on the server?

Q: How can I join the events?

Elementary Quests 1.20.3

CraftyCreeperICCWarCrimes